Thread: Medicine for Shyness

I got some at home. Good ad, truthfull.

lol 100 % true

THat was hilarious!

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Originally Posted by ForemanRules

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/...r_Shyness.html

It also makes the ladies easy.

lame!

Originally Posted by min0 lee

It also makes the ladies easy.

can i buy you a shot of tequila?

Originally Posted by Little Wing

can i buy you a shot of tequila?

1 Tequila
2 Tequila........................................... ...................

Three Tequilas...floor.

The other day I bought 10 apple UDLs and 8 Pulses as well as a bottle of Tequila. After a few shots and all my other drinks gone I was out of lemons. Went for a pissed drive to a friends neighbour who i remembered had a lemon tree about 7 years ago. It was still there and had lemons on it! After finishing the bottle I was drunk as and couldnt really move much, had to sober up for a couple of hours before going home. Good night.

Drinking and driving? Big no no.

I know, im on my P plates which means zero tolerance. Instant loss of license. I take it easy now, I lost it in my car into a letterbox two houses up from that friends house 2 weeks earlier, car got sideways with a beer in my hand, corrected and bumped the beer, spilling it on myself. Worried about beer in my car and looked down, looked up and i was spinning out up the driveway. Locked up the brakes, took out the letterbox and stopped just before a tree. Paused for a minute then thought I shouldn't just sit backwards in their yard so I slowly drove up the road to my friends.