Don't forget to buy your 8 yr old a sniper rifle for Christmas

http://www.hasbro.com/nerf/pl/page.c...dn/default.cfm

Hey, if Hasbro wants to target toys for Muslim kids, it's their business. :shrug:

I'm sure they're working on the "My Little Suicide Bomber Jacket."

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my son kills houseflies with those. :lol: his latest toy is a huge ass knife that has a clear coating that fills with blood when you tilt it. boy toys rock.

I have a modifed nerf maverick from when I lived at the dorms at south. Almost everyone on the backside had nerf guns or airsoft guns, because it was common practice to knock on people's doors so that you could shoot them in the face with something.

http://nerfhaven.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=5673

Here is a great site, for how I modded my maverick.

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Originally Posted by KelJu

http://nerfhaven.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=5673

Here is a great site, for how I modded my maverick.

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So do you frequent this "Nerd Haven"?

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Originally Posted by KelJu

http://nerfhaven.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=5673

Here is a great site, for how I modded my maverick.

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What's it supposed to do?

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Originally Posted by ihateschoolmt

What's it supposed to do?

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I think it's supposed to help you not get laid.

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Originally Posted by KentDog

I think it's supposed to help you not get laid.

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ROFL

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Originally Posted by KentDog

I think it's supposed to help you not get laid.

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Pretty much. I thought eveyone knew that I am a dork.

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Originally Posted by Little Wing

boy toys rock.

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I always have fun at christmas buying my son stuff, but I never know what to buy my daughter.

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Originally Posted by dg806

I always have fun at christmas buying my son stuff, but I never know what to buy my daughter.

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a pair of earings !

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Originally Posted by MyK

a pair of earings and a :joke: !

that way, if she doesn't like the earings, she can :blah: :blah: :blah: ! :shrug:

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That's a bit over the top. :no:




Still sore from that infraction?

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Originally Posted by Witmaster

That's a bit over the top. :no:




Still sore from that infraction?

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hey now! dont edit my posts!! :finger:

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Originally Posted by MyK

hey now! dont edit my posts!! :finger:

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Nice save..... Luck for you DG didn't see it first ;)


Tell you what..... I'll go back and edit mine and save your ass :)

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Originally Posted by MyK

hey now! dont edit my posts!! :finger:

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Little girls love earrings, pocketbooks, lipgloss all that stuff. Toy kitchen stuff is always a big hit but it wasn't long before my daughter was branching out into a lot of other directions too. Pay attention to what they like to do and you can't go wrong. with Tess it was anything to do with music, art, hunting, fishing and playstation games that challenge your skills like Bloody Roar and racing games. Now she wants to start collecting guns. She is an ace shot and even shoots skeet. In other words.... it's not long before some little girls realize "boy toys rock" but she still likes earrings so good choice. :)

hell after seeing that video, i want a nerf sniper rifle. i wonder if i could ask for one for christmas?

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Originally Posted by bio-chem

hell after seeing that video, i want a nerf sniper rifle. i wonder if i could ask for one for christmas?

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:yes: Me too. Put in a good word for me, would ya?

that thing is fucking awesome. I doubt it really works that well though.

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Originally Posted by clemson357

that thing is fucking awesome. I doubt it really works that well though.

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It works pretty close. Some of my fellow goons bought one 2 months ago, and they loved theirs. You have to get after market darts, or it loses velocity after about 40 feet.

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Originally Posted by KelJu

It works pretty close. Some of my fellow goons bought one 2 months ago, and they loved theirs. You have to get after market darts, or it loses velocity after about 40 feet.

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They make after market shit for those? :lol:

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Originally Posted by largepkg

They make after market shit for those? :lol:

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Poison darts, heat seeking darts, tracer rounds, full metal jacket, anything you want...

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Originally Posted by largepkg

They make after market shit for those? :lol:

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Hell yeah. My friends and I would make changes to the guns to make them hurt more. If it doesn't hurt, what fun is it?

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Hell yeah. My friends and I would make changes to the guns to make them hurt more. If it doesn't hurt, what fun is it?

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My friends and I used to run through the deep thick woods of Southeast Texas with briar patches ripping our skin and dodging mesquite trees with 4" thorns shooting at each other with BB guns and pellet guns so you don't even know the sound of pain as it shreeks in your mind like a midevial banshee after you get popped twice in the neck by a pellet gun and then jump onto a dead petrified mesquite tree and it's thorns plunge deep into your side, two or three breaking off in your leg and ass cheek as you stand up, holding in a yell to keep from getting mowed down by bb's and pellets...then you have to pluck each one from your muscles...what I'm trying to say is I wish I had nerf guns as a kid cause bb/pellet guns hurt and so did the terrain where we played...

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Originally Posted by maniclion

My friends and I used to run through the deep thick woods of Southeast Texas with briar patches ripping our skin and dodging mesquite trees with 4" thorns shooting at each other with BB guns and pellet guns so you don't even know the sound of pain as it shreeks in your mind like a midevial banshee after you get popped twice in the neck by a pellet gun and then jump onto a dead petrified mesquite tree and it's thorns plunge deep into your side, two or three breaking off in your leg and ass cheek as you stand up, holding in a yell to keep from getting mowed down by bb's and pellets...then you have to pluck each one from your muscles...what I'm trying to say is I wish I had nerf guns as a kid cause bb/pellet guns hurt and so did the terrain where we played...

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Haha, like I didn't get shot with a 22cal Benjamin pellet gun when I was a kid either.

Those things penetrate skin.

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Originally Posted by KelJu

Haha, like I didn't get shot with a 22cal Benjamin pellet gun when I was a kid either.

Those things penetrate skin.

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So do 4 inch mesquite thorns...

http://uts.cc.utexas.edu/%7Egilbert/...es/argmesq.jpg

I have some kind of medical condition and if I look at pictures of needles or thorns my eyes hurt and I get queasy...I heard it on TV recently...for a long time I thought I was the only one...

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Originally Posted by Little Wing

his latest toy is a huge ass dildo that has a clear coating that fills with blood when you tilt it. boy toys rock.

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double- :eek:

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Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

double- :eek:

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http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/5...00079mhai4.jpg

:kiss:

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Originally Posted by maniclion

My friends and I used to run through the deep thick woods of Southeast Texas with briar patches ripping our skin and dodging mesquite trees with 4" thorns shooting at each other with BB guns and pellet guns so you don't even know the sound of pain as it shreeks in your mind like a midevial banshee after you get popped twice in the neck by a pellet gun and then jump onto a dead petrified mesquite tree and it's thorns plunge deep into your side, two or three breaking off in your leg and ass cheek as you stand up, holding in a yell to keep from getting mowed down by bb's and pellets...then you have to pluck each one from your muscles...what I'm trying to say is I wish I had nerf guns as a kid cause bb/pellet guns hurt and so did the terrain where we played...

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your amazing! :)