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10-19-2006, 10:06 AM #1Registered User
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sick jokes thread
we all know them so lets hear them
SOME GUY PHONED IN LAST WEEK AND SAID
IM NOT COMING TO WORK TODAY IM SICK!
I SAID HOW SICK?
AND HE SAID
" IM IN BED WITH MY SISTER"
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Simon Weston has unveiled his new website, exclusively for his buddies in the Falklands...
www.friendsreignited.com
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What do you call a female police officer who shaves her pubes?...........
C U N T - stubble!!!
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whats blue and sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?
and child with burst armbands
whats yellow and sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?
the same child 2 weeks later
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most of them are garbage but i had to make a start
anymore ?When you play for Celtic forget the Jersey forget the club, your playing for a people and a cause.
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10-19-2006, 10:07 AM #2Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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10-19-2006, 10:37 AM #4Registered User
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Originally Posted by Triple Threat
ok lets just close this thread now that is the sickest thing ive ever heard in my lifeWhen you play for Celtic forget the Jersey forget the club, your playing for a people and a cause.
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10-19-2006, 10:44 AM #5Registered User
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a reporter was asking paul mccartney some questions when she asked
"paul will u ever go down on one knee again ?"
he replied
"i'd rather u called her Heather"When you play for Celtic forget the Jersey forget the club, your playing for a people and a cause.
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10-19-2006, 10:54 AM #6SHRUG LIKE YOU MEAN IT MODERATOR
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"Whats worse than 8 dead babies nailed to a tree?"
"One baby nailed to 8 trees!"
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"Whats the best thing about fucking a 7 year old girl in the shower?"
"You can slick her hair back and pretend shes a 7 year old boy!"
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"How do you know when your sister is on her period?"
"You can taste it on your dad's cock!"http://www.getlifting.info
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sick fuck i mean it sick fuck lol but funny though Originally Posted by Gazhole
When you play for Celtic forget the Jersey forget the club, your playing for a people and a cause.
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10-19-2006, 11:11 AM #8Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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Not quite sick enough (and a bit old), but...
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Target? Because all boy's pants are half off.
Did you know that Michael Jackson and Elton John are making a song together? It's called Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me.So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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how many babies does it take to paint a house ?
depends on how hard u through themWhen you play for Celtic forget the Jersey forget the club, your playing for a people and a cause.
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10-19-2006, 02:59 PM #10Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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A child molestor and a little boy are walking through the woods and the little boy says "man it's kind of scary out here".Then the child molestor says "you think it's scary now,I gotta walk back by myself.
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10-19-2006, 03:00 PM #11Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
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10-19-2006, 05:17 PM #12Registered User
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Originally Posted by zombul
nice one mate loved itWhen you play for Celtic forget the Jersey forget the club, your playing for a people and a cause.
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