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10-19-2006, 07:42 PM #1I am Rollo Tomassee.. ELITE MEMBER
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Aw, my poor friend.
he just found out that I fucked his would-be girlfriend. WHOOPS! Went too fast.
A month or so ago, I started fucking a girl from work (big no no) and she seemed kinda...well, nice. Almost a keeper. WELP! One day, I went out to FRIDAYS to get some drinks with her, not too long before my buddies showed up. One of my buddies accidently mentioned another buddy's name. She expressed extreme hatred for him. You know what that means..
Now at this point, I cant get mad cuz it was in the past and I had already done the dirty deed with her more than once, so whats done is done.
But I had to call my buddy to confirm. Yes he did fuck her and his buddies too! 
Oh shit. Well, again, nothing I can do now after the fact, but she lied...
I decided to keep seeing her but she was hesitant (hmm, wonder why?
), so one day I offered to come out on the boat with all of us and she accepted.
Out on the boat we were affectionate and sweet. It seemed she was back to her old self and I wouldnt have to keep fucking other girls (hey, she forced me to
). She was on the rag and wanted to fuck in the water. Eh, I didnt really wanna fuck in front of all my friends with a girl on the rag in brackish water. Not that I wouldnt, but with a girl I was thinking was... 'nice?' Day ended, she became hesitant again, after 2 weeks, i stop pursuing.
WELL, TODAY ARRIVES!
I ignore her all day and she texts me saying, "ok I get the hint, sorry to bother you." MMMMmmmk. I go out for food and when I come back, I see a friend I havent seen since he juiced! Only...he was hanging out with her. I told him to come in the office to catch up.
Me: what are u doing here?
Pat: to take out that girl. bro, were both walking out of here at 830.
Me: no youre not.
Pat: yeah, I am...why what do you know?
Me: Ohhh...a gentleman never tells.
Pat: no cmon..ive been seeing her for a while now.
Me: really? well then you need to know...
I told him everything including being out on the boat. "Was that on the 7th? It was! She WAS on the rag that weekend." Needless to say, he found out his "fresh kill" was not a nice girl. In fact, when he decribed the good times with her, I thought it was me talking to me. He ditched her and wasnt going to take her out to dinner. lawl..
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10-19-2006, 07:52 PM #2PISSED!! ELITE MEMBER
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You guys all got played because men have poor communication skills, you could have avoided this by having a male bonding session every other weekend over pastries and tea...
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Good thing the internet doesn't give off a smell, this thread is shit.
If sense were common, everyone would have it.
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Kids, let this be a lesson to remain a virgin until that sacred day when you get married, that way when you find out the gal you've been waiting all this time to finally fuck has 50 porno's vids out and more than a thousand notches on her bed post, but that's no concern of yours cause she just rocked your world like a pro (cause she is by now, hopefully???) and you're orgasmically dizzy...and ge..ttin...sleeeepppyyy
Originally Posted by AKIRA
he just found out that I fucked his would-be girlfriend. WHOOPS! Went too fast.
A month or so ago, I started fucking a girl from work (big no no) and she seemed kinda...well, nice. Almost a keeper. WELP! One day, I went out to FRIDAYS to get some drinks with her, not too long before my buddies showed up. One of my buddies accidently mentioned another buddy's name. She expressed extreme hatred for him. You know what that means..
Now at this point, I cant get mad cuz it was in the past and I had already done the dirty deed with her more than once, so whats done is done. But I had to call my buddy to confirm. Yes he did fuck her and his buddies too! Oh shit. Well, again, nothing I can do now after the fact, but she lied...
I decided to keep seeing her but she was hesitant (hmm, wonder why?), so one day I offered to come out on the boat with all of us and she accepted.
Out on the boat we were affectionate and sweet. It seemed she was back to her old self and I wouldnt have to keep fucking other girls (hey, she forced me to ). She was on the rag and wanted to fuck in the water. Eh, I didnt really wanna fuck in front of all my friends with a girl on the rag in brackish water. Not that I wouldnt, but with a girl I was thinking was... 'nice?' Day ended, she became hesitant again, after 2 weeks, i stop pursuing.
WELL, TODAY ARRIVES!
I ignore her all day and she texts me saying, "ok I get the hint, sorry to bother you." MMMMmmmk. I go out for food and when I come back, I see a friend I havent seen since he juiced! Only...he was hanging out with her. I told him to come in the office to catch up.
Me: what are u doing here?
Pat: to take out that girl. bro, were both walking out of here at 830.
Me: no youre not.
Pat: yeah, I am...why what do you know?
Me: Ohhh...a gentleman never tells.
Pat: no cmon..ive been seeing her for a while now.
Me: really? well then you need to know...
I told him everything including being out on the boat. "Was that on the 7th? It was! She WAS on the rag that weekend." Needless to say, he found out his "fresh kill" was not a nice girl. In fact, when he decribed the good times with her, I thought it was me talking to me. He ditched her and wasnt going to take her out to dinner. lawl..
Fuck them undercover ho'z
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
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eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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10-19-2006, 08:10 PM #6I am Rollo Tomassee.. ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by viet_jon
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why didn't you just double team her on your desk or something? or whatever you call it?
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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Run a train or 2 hole her? Suckee/Fuckee? Originally Posted by Little Wing
why didn't you just double team her on your desk or something? or whatever you call it?
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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10-19-2006, 08:45 PM #9Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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yea then some bukake...
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Seppukakke! Originally Posted by Little Wing
yea then some bukake...Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=Seppukakke Originally Posted by maniclion
how'd you know about that?
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I thought I had invented a word one day and when I looked it up I found it had a similar meaning to what I was using it for! Originally Posted by Little Wing
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
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10-19-2006, 08:56 PM #13Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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deja vu.... cool.
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Originally Posted by Little Wing
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Sounds like a slut. How'd she look though?
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congratulations on nailing the easiest girl ever!
hope you threw a hat on!
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I did not read a word of this thread
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Is that the girl I yelled at and called her every name in the book? I can smell a whore from a mile away...
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He's talking about a different buddy. I wouldn't fuck that whore with Akira's dick. Originally Posted by IainDaniel
You should be happy Akira let you know
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10-20-2006, 11:16 AM #21I am Rollo Tomassee.. ELITE MEMBER
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Sure was. Originally Posted by FatCatMC
And yes doublebase, she is a slut. Girls do that sometimes..foolin you with their pussy. Its madness!
She texted me today and said "so does this mean you dont want to talkt o me anymore?" I guess shes good now for a fuck, but who knows how deep her rabbit hole goes. And..how many rabbits took up holding in there.
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How do I meet this girl?
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I'm reminded of those old HIV commercials... Originally Posted by AKIRA
Sure was.
And yes doublebase, she is a slut. Girls do that sometimes..foolin you with their pussy. Its madness!
She texted me today and said "so does this mean you dont want to talkt o me anymore?" I guess shes good now for a fuck, but who knows how deep her rabbit hole goes. And..how many rabbits took up holding in there.
"Remember, you're not just having sex with your partner... you're having sex with eceryone they've been with"
NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!! 
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Must suck when you pass the red light district, do you puke often? I'm glad thats not one of my super powers... Originally Posted by FatCatMC
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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and drag down the features of age,
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eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
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Hell it must suck just going to the mall... Originally Posted by maniclion
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
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no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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Not puking is my other super power. Originally Posted by maniclion
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