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    fight situation, suggestions?

    some kid I know told his gangsta older brother, that I punched him in the face, and now the older brother (I think he is about 17) wants to fuck me up, lol. It is not true, I never hit the kid in the face, he just likes to fuck around, and he is a trouble maker, anyway hes prolly going to fight me if I go outside, and I don't wanna look like a bitch and stay in the house. So I am gonna go to the basketball courts, and if he does something... its on.

    I heard he is really short (never seen him before), but really strong, what would be the best way too fight him, so I don't get my ass whopped?
    (I am tall/heavy/long arms)

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    first chance you get put him in the rear naked choke hold. or i suggest if you can punch him in the throat

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    Kick him in the balls, then peper spray him....if anyone there gives you shit about it pull out a gun and say " you say something bitch, I said did you say something bitch!!!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by fufu View Post
    Bring a gun.
    lol, do you say that because there is no possible way I can win?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules View Post
    Kick him in the balls, then peper spray him....if anyone there gives you shit about it pull out a gun and say " you say something bitch, I said did you say something bitch!!!"
    lol, I am being serious, I don't want to fight this kid, but if he does something, I have to know what to do. whats the best advantage for a fat, tall kid with long arms, can do to a short strong kid?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mike456 View Post
    lol, I am being serious, I don't want to fight this kid, but if he does something, I have to know what to do. whats the best advantage for a fat, tall kid with long arms, can do to a short strong kid?
    ummm knee him in the head

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    First off, try to avoid it if you can. If you can't avoid it then punch him in the face as hard as you can. Make sure its fast. If he takes it and comes back at you cover up your face with your forearms vertical and your fists near the top of your head. When you see an opening hit him again. Or kick him in the balls. If he is a lot shorter then you then you might have a problem. How old are you? Try not to be scared while you are in the fight. Try to remain calm and collect because he probably won't be. Usually these types of fights don't last to long so like I said just punch him as hard as you can and aim for his nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mike456 View Post
    lol, I am being serious, I don't want to fight this kid, but if he does something, I have to know what to do. whats the best advantage for a fat, tall kid with long arms, can do to a short strong kid?
    Ok #1 do you have any idea how to fight???
    #2 are you scared?? ( don't say no because that is BS) How scared are you
    #3 what exactly do you know about this kid...will he have a knife or a gun, will his boys jump in if he is losing and beat you down...ect???
    #4 How much time do you have till the fight???
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    1. Try and talk to the one who lied and work it out with him
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    2. Look all scared when he approaches you like you want to talk it out/not fight. When he gets close enough start talking like you don't want to fight him and when the time is right, sucker punch him hard in the jaw/nose and keep throwin or kick him in the balls or whatever. Don't let up until you know he's done. Not neccesarily a sucker punch, but make sure you hit him when he isn't expecting it.
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    3. If his bro (the one who lied) is there with the gangster kid -- engage in a conversation with the older brother for a few minutes and try to talk your way out of it. If it doesn't look like that is possible, keep talking and without any warning, sucker punch the little brother (the one who lied) since he is not who you are directly talking to (like if he is on the side of you) -- and start running.

    PS - Make sure you have at least 1 friend since there's two of them
    PS - Don't get involved if you suspect this "gangsta" kid would use any weapons in the fight or in retaliation of you beatin his ass.

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    You could also take him down and sit on his stomach and wail on his face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules View Post
    Ok #1 do you have any idea how to fight???- i'm guessing no #2 are you scared?? ( don't say no because that is BS) How scared are you- scared enough to be posting this
    #3 what exactly do you know about this kid...will he have a knife or a gun, will his boys jump in if he is losing and beat you down...ect??? - more than likely#4 How much time do you have till the fight??? - till he walks outside

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    I grew up in a Mexican nieghborhoods as a kid and ended up getting it a shitload of fights. Simply put, you win some, you lose some. After all the fights I've been in, I've sufferd no long term affects. It hurts when you lose, and sometimes, even when you win. You'll heal.

    If you don't like that lifestyle, move away the first chance that you get.

    Oh, and if you end up fighting a Mexican, know this: you won't be fighting a Mexican, you'll be fighting Mexicans. Those fuckers never fight alone. That's why there's the saying, "If you mess with one bean, you mess with the whole burrito."
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules View Post
    Ok #1 do you have any idea how to fight???
    #2 are you scared?? ( don't say no because that is BS) How scared are you
    #3 what exactly do you know about this kid...will he have a knife or a gun, will his boys jump in if he is losing and beat you down...ect???
    #4 How much time do you have till the fight???
    #1 I watch ufc alot not really
    #2 I am not scared, the only thing I am scared of if he has a knife or something.
    #3 I know nothing about him except that he is a gangster.
    #4 about 1 hour, lol

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    got a stunn gun? lmao get close eneough to tazer him . or get pepper spray. bring a bat with you.

    i have the best idea. within one hour, weld yourself a pair of brass nucks

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    Quote Originally Posted by mike456 View Post
    #1 I watch ufc alot not really
    #2 I am not scared, the only thing I am scared of if he has a knife or something.
    #3 I know nothing about him except that he is a gangster.
    #4 about 1 hour, lol
    Bring a camera and give it to your friend to video this and we'll critique your fighting style.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
    I grew up in a Mexican nieghborhoods as a kid and ended up getting it a shitload of fights. Simply put, you win some, you lose some. After all the fights I've been in, I've sufferd no long term affects. It hurts when you lose, and sometimes, even when you win. You'll heal.

    If you don't like that lifestyle, move away the first chance that you get.

    Oh, and if you end up fighting a Mexican, know this: you won't be fighting a Mexican, you'll be fighting Mexicans. Those fuckers never fight alone. That's why there's the saying, "If you mess with one bean, you mess with the whole burrito."
    this is actually a really good neighborhood, it is just one family, that is fucked up, the kid that told his brother this lived here for a while, and the one that wants to fight me (his brother) just flew in from california

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    Quote Originally Posted by mike456 View Post
    #1 I watch ufc alot not really
    #2 I am not scared, the only thing I am scared of if he has a knife or something.
    #3 I know nothing about him except that he is a gangster.
    #4 about 1 hour, lol
    In my world, these motherfuckers carry guns. Call the police.
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    Oh, and always go for the throat, nose, eyes, and groin.
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
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    about another group that actually does something
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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
    Oh, and always go for the throat, nose, eyes, and groin.
    Excellent advice. and don't forget, it only takes about 6.5 pounds of verticle pressure to tear a man's ear loose from his head.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
    Oh, and always go for the throat, nose, eyes, and groin.
    i agree ..i hit a kid in the throat and he dropped choking and gasping for air .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Witmaster View Post
    Excellent advice. and don't forget, it only takes about 6.5 pounds of verticle pressure to tear a man's ear loose from his head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mike456 View Post
    #1 I watch ufc alot not really
    #2 I am not scared, the only thing I am scared of if he has a knife or something.
    #3 I know nothing about him except that he is a gangster.
    #4 about 1 hour, lol
    Ok if you do fight the #1 thing to remember is most guys can not punch for more than 30-40 seconds. So let him punch and stay away....make him punch at you...within a minute he will be spent and you can destroy him. Do not get into a ground fight! Fighting is 75% menal, just be aware of what is going on and play off it....my bet is he will go crazy and if you stay cool you can beat the shit out of him once his temper tantrum is over. And make sure you have 3x as many friends at the fight as he does.

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    do not pull your right back to hit him.....you will get knocked out.

    Save it and just throw quick left jabs...keep your hands up and jab. Once he is tired or you see an easy shot throw a right but do not pull back to throw it.....he will see what you are doing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mike456 View Post
    this is actually a really good neighborhood, it is just one family, that is fucked up, the kid that told his brother this lived here for a while, and the one that wants to fight me (his brother) just flew in from california
    Then just fight him. And like I said in my last post, go for the vital spots. Just try not to do any permanent damage.
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
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    i suggest you start practicing how to duck.. no wait he's short than you.

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    Just hope he doesn't have you squat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Mabry View Post
    Just hope he doesn't have you squat.
    OMG...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Witmaster View Post
    Excellent advice. and don't forget, it only takes about 6.5 pounds of verticle pressure to tear a man's ear loose from his head.

    I found that hitting the nose cross-wise was a great way to end a fight. Without the risk of killing.

    The best advice that I can give about fighting is this: watch for the first attack and make sure to dodge that one attack. 95% of the time, the attacker will be unbalanced and completely open. You have a free shot or two at some vitals. The other 5% are trained fighters who stand a pretty good chance of kicking your ass.
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
    about another group that actually does something
    to improve their lives.

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    Where are you located? Maybe can send an I-M member over there to have your back.

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    o well dude.. its a 50/50 chance ur gonna get ur ass kicked and OWN3D! lol. just go out their and stand tall well since ur like 6' that wouldnt be a problem. btw, you got stealtoe boots? if so wear them and kick him in the groin

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