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  1. 10-26-2006, 08:06 PM #1
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    The Funny things your pets do thread

    Post funny or odd things your pets do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules View Post
    Post funny or odd things your pets do.
    When i'm drunk my dog talks to me. He actually gives me very sound advice.
    I drive a big truck
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    Quote Originally Posted by OhBilly View Post
    my pet shit everywhere. i keep kefe on his chain most of the day though
    Fucking die already.
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    My dog gives me orders to kill.
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    It only took 5 posts and you trolls destroyed yet another quality thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules View Post
    It only took 5 posts and you trolls destroyed yet another quality thread.
    You knew what this thread would become when you posted it. No one, except for stupidass Kenwood, would make a thread asking about funny stuff that animals do and think that it would be or would stay a "quality thread".
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    Quote Originally Posted by gococksDJS View Post
    You knew what this thread would become when you posted it. No one, except for stupidass Kenwood, would make a thread asking about funny stuff that animals do and think that it is or would stay a "quality thread".
    That crap might fly on Iron Arena but not here son.
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    True Story, IronArena is quite the popular forum these days
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    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules View Post
    That crap might fly on Iron Arena but not here son.
    Well my gerbil makes a funny squeaking noise when I shove him up my rectum. The only problem is that he doesn't come out on his own so I have to shit him out, but when I look down in the toilet he looks just like all the other logs of shit, so what do I do? I start eating, and I eat and eat until one of the logs squeals when I bite into it, but to be honest, I keep eating even after I find him, because I like the taste.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDyl View Post
    True Story, IronArena is quite the popular forum these days
    Is it really? I haven't been over there since March or so.
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    I hear Dale ghost writes all of IronArena's monthly news letters.
    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDyl View Post
    True Story, IronArena is quite the popular forum these days
    Considering who they made mods I am not surprised that site is dead. Gococks was the only good mod they had and he only got the job because they knew it would bring all the gays to that site.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDyl View Post
    I hear Dale ghost writes all of IronArena's monthly columns.
    Haha, they used to call me the supermod who created the most nothing to any bb forum.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules View Post
    Considering who they made mods I am not surprised that site is dead. Gococks was the only good mod they had and he only got the job because they knew it would bring all the gays to that site.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules View Post
    Considering who they made mods I am not surprised that site is dead. Gococks was the only good mod they had and he only got the job because they knew it would bring all the gays to that site.
    I might have been been a good mod if I had put in the time to act like a mod, but instead I acted like I do here but none of them did the same, so all my rectal, fecal and penile humor went to waste. Plus the traffic was real low when I was there so I would get bored and post all kinds of stupid shit. My original name was Capt. Poopiepants but they asked me to change it, it was funny. They are cool guys in my opinion but i'm not serious enough to be a mod.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gococksDJS View Post
    I might have been been a good mod if I had put in the time to act like a mod, but instead I acted like I do here but none of them did the same, so all my rectal, fecal and penile humor went to waste. Plus the traffic was real low when I was there so I would get bored and post all kinds of stupid shit. My original name was Capt. Poopiepants but they asked me to change it, it was funny. They are cool guys in my opinion but i'm not serious enough to be a mod.
    I dropped by there just now, and it seems as though all the posts are from the same 10 guys.

    I did recognize a few names, such as Pirate, Du, and Redspy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gococksDJS View Post
    I might have been been a good mod if I had put in the time to act like a mod, but instead I acted like I do here but none of them did the same, so all my rectal, fecal and penile humor went to waste. Plus the traffic was real low when I was there so I would get bored and post all kinds of stupid shit. My original name was Capt. Poopiepants but they asked me to change it, it was funny. They are cool guys in my opinion but i'm not serious enough to be a mod.
    I agree 100% you are not Mod material but you do suck dick like a pro so you have that going for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seanp156 View Post
    My dog howls when the phone rings.

    My dog wipes my ass with his tongue after I shit on Dale.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gococksDJS View Post
    My dog wipes my ass with his tongue after I shit on Dale.
    That's funny, because Dale wipes my ass with his tongue when I shit on my dog.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HSMichael View Post
    That's funny, because Dale wipes my ass with his tongue when I shit on my dog.
    Who let you in the Gococks-Dale-Foreman-BigDyl-Myk gay joke club?
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    Quote Originally Posted by gococksDJS View Post
    Who let you in the Gococks-Dale-Foreman-BigDyl-Myk gay joke club?
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    Quote Originally Posted by gococksDJS View Post
    so all my rectal, fecal and penile humor went to waste.
    say it ain't so joe, SAY IT AIN'T SO
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    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


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    Quote Originally Posted by gococksDJS View Post
    My dog wipes my ass with his tongue after I shit on Dale.
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    My pit lays on one side and licks his ass for hours. And when he is done, he flips sides and starts again. While he is doing it he farts in his mouth, stops, looks at me like "did you hear?", and then resumes.

    It's the most ridiculous thing ever!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules View Post
    Post funny or odd things your pets do.
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