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10-27-2006, 10:46 AM #1Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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Little Patrick
For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
Hisfathersaid,
"Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is$280,000
& your mother just lost her job. There's no way we canafford it."
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door
with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Patrick told him,
"I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out.
Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.”
“And I'llbe damned if I'm staying here by myself
with a $280,000 mortgage & nobike!"
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10-27-2006, 10:48 AM #2Elite Kiki ELITE MEMBER
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10-27-2006, 01:55 PM #3Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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