Thread: Little Patrick

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle.

Hisfathersaid,
"Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is$280,000
& your mother just lost her job. There's no way we canafford it."

The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door
with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

Little Patrick told him,
"I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out.
Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.”

“And I'llbe damned if I'm staying here by myself
with a $280,000 mortgage & nobike!"