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10-30-2006, 10:41 PM #1Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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60 Things not to say to a naked guy
60 Things not to say to a naked guy
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.
13. It's ok, we'll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn't know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won't take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. d**n, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it's hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where's the rest of it?
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10-30-2006, 10:51 PM #2the unbanned
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10-31-2006, 05:21 PM #3Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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which statement did you get stung with?
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10-31-2006, 06:03 PM #4Elite Kiki ELITE MEMBER
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Extremely sexist! Banned for 283432033238 years!
Total ownage.
Originally Posted by kbm8795
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10-31-2006, 06:12 PM #5the unbanned
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10-31-2006, 06:19 PM #6Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by MyK
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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10-31-2006, 06:23 PM #7the unbanned
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Originally Posted by DOMS
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10-31-2006, 06:27 PM #8PISSED!! ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by MyK
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10-31-2006, 06:28 PM #9Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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Too chicken to fight? Originally Posted by MyK
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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10-31-2006, 06:31 PM #10Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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I think the first pic means Pussy Whooped and the second is Cock Blocked.... Originally Posted by DOMS
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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10-31-2006, 06:34 PM #11the unbanned
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Originally Posted by viet_jon
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10-31-2006, 06:57 PM #12the unbanned
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BigDyl at work!
guess which one is him!
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10-31-2006, 06:59 PM #13Elite Kiki ELITE MEMBER
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How did you know about that??? Originally Posted by MyK
BigDyl at work!
guess which one is him!
Total ownage. Originally Posted by kbm8795
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10-31-2006, 07:34 PM #14Registered User
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That kids got some wheels. Originally Posted by MyK
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10-31-2006, 08:07 PM #15Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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my son was 2 1/2 n my mother had a rooster that used to spur the shit out of his legs. ty would scream n get huge bruises. i tried to kill the fucker with a broom one day. i swung the broom like babe ruth n the fucker didn't even move sideways. totaled the broom. my mom sold him to some people that made soup of him. good riddance.
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cmon myk. You have funnier material than that. Originally Posted by MyK
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10-31-2006, 08:56 PM #17Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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And he slips on the dirt before he takes off... Originally Posted by Goodfella9783
That kids got some wheels.
I was thinking the chicken was pretty fast though
(Rocky would crush him)
Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
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10-31-2006, 09:00 PM #18Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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they're dumb n you can't make friends with a rooster. we'd feed that thing fat juicy worms for hours and as soon as he caught Ty alone he'd attack him. i think one or two more days n i'd have wrung it's neck.
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The day before my mom sold him Ty knocked it out cold with a one nice toy sword shot to the neck.
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Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
Greaseeeeed Lightning
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10-31-2006, 09:26 PM #21Registered User
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lol that would of showed the little fucker. Originally Posted by Little Wing
The day before my mom sold him Ty knocked it out cold with a one nice toy sword shot to the neck.
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11-01-2006, 09:44 AM #22IDIOT SAVANT
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They made cock soup? Originally Posted by Little Wing
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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