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11-01-2006, 07:56 AM #1Registered User
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Funny Robbery Story
Just read in the local paper. This criminal hid in one of the local groceries that also has a Pharmacy in it. When the store was closed he broke into the safe where they keep all the Oxycontin, etc, etc and then escaped.
What did he use to break into the safe???? A can opener!
I bet he also didn't pay for the can opener, so you gotta know his ass is really gonna go down for that.
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11-01-2006, 09:33 AM #3IDIOT SAVANT
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Not much of a safe if all you need is a can opener to get into it.
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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11-01-2006, 02:26 PM #4the unbanned
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that wasnt funnay at all!
in fact it couldnt be less funny!
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11-01-2006, 02:39 PM #5Registered User
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What the hell?That wasn't even funny damn
"I may not be the biggest dog on the porch,But I'am for sure the meanest"
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11-01-2006, 02:47 PM #6Registered User
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Oh it's funny, but you and your little girl friend ffemt are just to stupid to realize it. You are the type that if it doesn't say dookie, poopie, or peepee in it then it goes way over your head.
Originally Posted by MyK
I'll go back and type the word dookie in it then you two can Yuk it up.
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11-01-2006, 03:06 PM #7the unbanned
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Originally Posted by Bad Dog
Oh it's funny, but you and your little girl friend ffemt are just to stupid to realize it. You are the type that if it doesn't say dookie, poopie, or peepee in it then it goes way over your head.
I'll go back and type the word dookie in it then you two can Yuk it up.
no, its just not funny! there is no humor in your story at all! deal with it!
Pathetic!!!
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11-01-2006, 03:15 PM #8Registered User
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I'll stand by what I said..NOw run along and bug someone else mister 10000 posts, mister 18 posts a day. Go get a life and leave people alone Originally Posted by MyK
no, its just not funny! there is no humor in your story at all! deal with it!
Pathetic!!! . You might even try bodybuilding.
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11-01-2006, 03:37 PM #9the unbanned
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you know what, I appollogize! Originally Posted by Bad Dog
I'll stand by what I said..NOw run along and bug someone else mister 10000 posts, mister 18 posts a day. Go get a life and leave people alone . You might even try bodybuilding.
I just reread the story and it is hillllaaaarrriiiious!!!
the part were the theif hid to escape detection! I rofled all over myself!
and then when it couldnt get any funnier, he waited for the store to be closed before he broke into the safe!!! BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
oh man, that was soo funny, I cant stop laughing about it!!
please tell anouther storyy!!! please!!
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11-01-2006, 03:59 PM #10Registered User
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How about I tell one about a spoiled little board bully that can't come up with any original stuff anymore so he decides to just be an ass to everyone. Originally Posted by MyK
you know what, I appollogize!
I just reread the story and it is hillllaaaarrriiiious!!!
the part were the theif hid to escape detection! I rofled all over myself!
and then when it couldnt get any funnier, he waited for the store to be closed before he broke into the safe!!! BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
oh man, that was soo funny, I cant stop laughing about it!!
please tell anouther storyy!!! please!!
I haven't written it yet but it looks like all the material is going to just fall into my lap and write itself.
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11-01-2006, 04:00 PM #11Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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I got one better than that! One time I used a can opener......wiat for it
wait for it.......
wait.....
...to open a can!
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
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eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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11-01-2006, 04:03 PM #12the unbanned
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OMG!!! can opener!!! hehehahahhahhawhawhaw!!!
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11-01-2006, 04:04 PM #13Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by MyK
OMG!!! can opener!!! hehehahahhahhawhawhaw!!!
I laughed my ass off at that shit. I pictured the guy on the right saying can opener and the guy left just laughing dumbly.“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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11-01-2006, 04:05 PM #14Elite Kiki ELITE MEMBER
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Two muffins are in an oven.
One muffin says, Damn it's hot in here.
The other muffin says, what in sam hill!
The first muffin says: What?!
The second muffin says: OMG YOU'RE A TALKING MUFFIN!!
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Total ownage. Originally Posted by kbm8795
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11-01-2006, 04:09 PM #15Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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Two nuts were walking down the street. One was "a salted". Get it?
“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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11-01-2006, 04:10 PM #16the unbanned
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rofl!!
I vote Bad Dog the funniest guy on the site!!!
lawl "can opener"
uh oh, here come the roflcopter!!
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11-01-2006, 04:11 PM #17Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by MyK
rofl!!
I vote Bad Dog the funniest guy on the site!!!
lawl "can opener"
uh oh, here come the roflcopter!!
“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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11-01-2006, 04:19 PM #18Registered User
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Aw thanks myk coming from you that means alot, but I want you to know that without you leading me and showing me the way I would never have the skill to lead the way. THX pal Originally Posted by MyK
rofl!!
I vote Bad Dog the funniest guy on the site!!!
lawl "can opener"
uh oh, here come the roflcopter!!
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11-01-2006, 04:29 PM #19Registered User
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Hey Myk, you missed my thread about being a drunk for five years and apologizing to the people that I might have hurt.
I figure a person like you can at least get a few posts off about kicking someone who's down.
Here it is...Take your best shot there's some good stuff there. Enjoy
Need some help mods..
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hey man, I didnt miss it, I accepted your appology if you would read your own thread! Originally Posted by Bad Dog
how many peoples feeling have you hurt with like 12 posts??
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11-01-2006, 04:57 PM #21Registered User
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You have a point there but I was prolific on about 20 boards so I really don't know who all I insulted..I figured killl em all and let god sort em out. Originally Posted by MyK
hey man, I didnt miss it, I accepted your appology if you would read your own thread!
how many peoples feeling have you hurt with like 12 posts??
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11-01-2006, 05:00 PM #22Elite Kiki ELITE MEMBER
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Too bad you couldn't back that claim up physically! Originally Posted by Bad Dog
Total ownage. Originally Posted by kbm8795
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11-01-2006, 05:08 PM #23the unbanned
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you killed people??? Originally Posted by Bad Dog
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11-01-2006, 05:26 PM #24Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Foreman?? Originally Posted by Bad Dog
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11-01-2006, 05:30 PM #25Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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It does sound like Foreman, but Foreman wouldn't post a stupid story about the can opener crook. Originally Posted by min0 lee
“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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it wasnt stupid, it was funny! Originally Posted by KelJu
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If I was banned and I came back with another alias I would act like a smart man to throw people off, if it is I hope I didn't blow his cover.
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I should start a dup account right now so that when I am banned I'll already be back! Originally Posted by min0 lee
If I was banned and I came back with another alias I would act like a smart man to throw people off, if it is I hope I didn't blow his cover.
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11-01-2006, 05:53 PM #29Elite Kiki ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by MyK
True Story! Lets start 1000x dupe accounts!Total ownage. Originally Posted by kbm8795
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11-01-2006, 05:58 PM #30Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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Very Smart! I wonder if Foreman the wise had foreseen his demise years before, and created an alt for the day it happened. Originally Posted by MyK
“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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