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NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!! I can run faster mad than you can scared
"All right brain... I don't like you and you don't like me. So let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer" ~ Homer Simpson
That would make a good ring tone for a cell phone.
Lawl, that was so cute.
“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
hahahha, the mothers reaction was great.
fufu's 1337 Journal Your diet will set you free. I hate exercise, I love training.
I replayed that like 7 times in a row, too funny.
She acted so human.