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11-13-2006, 09:32 PM
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Guardian of The Homeland
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Milk
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was: "Name seven advantages of "Mothers Milk." Worth 70 points or none at all.
One student, who had partied late the night before, was frustrated to think of seven advantages. He wrote: 1. It is perfect formula for the child. 2. It provides immunity against several diseases. 3. It is always at the right temperature. 4. It is inexpensive. 5. It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa. 6. It is always available as needed. And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang, indicating the end of the test, he wrote: 7. It comes in such cute containers. He got an "A".  |
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11-13-2006, 09:36 PM
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11-13-2006, 11:02 PM
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Myostatin Whore
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I was expecting something more humorous
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11-13-2006, 11:04 PM
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It was a solid giggle
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11-14-2006, 12:19 AM
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lame
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11-14-2006, 09:50 AM
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Lightweight, Ya Buddy!
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I give it a 5.
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11-14-2006, 01:47 PM
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As long as its not in those fake plastic containers...
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Male, 38 years old, 5ft 11", 187lbs
Goals; 10k sub 46mins 10 mile sub 77 mins half marathon sub 120 mins
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11-14-2006, 02:09 PM
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IDIOT SAVANT
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I give it anywhere from a 1 to a 10. It depends on the size and shape of the containers.
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Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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11-14-2006, 02:10 PM
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11-14-2006, 02:25 PM
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I hate those saggy flat bags they sort of look like hot water bottles...
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Male, 38 years old, 5ft 11", 187lbs
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11-14-2006, 07:42 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Fort lauderdale, Florida
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"jugs" that fit into my hand are proper. a little bigger also works but when they are monsterous i find that just as bad as having none and also just as bad as having ones that hang low (knee highs)
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09-13-2007, 05:11 PM
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Wafffffeleeeeeeeeeeees
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