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Funny News, Hilarious Headline
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Nobody move or the one on the right gets it, too
Would-be kidnapper shoots own left testicle, police say, then nails left calf
WICHITA, Kan. - A botched kidnapping ended with one of the assailants shooting himself in the groin, Wichita police said.
The man had just stuck the gun back into his waistband when it fired, shooting him in the left testicle. He cringed, causing the gun to fire again and strike him in the left calf.
When the shooting ended, the 23-year-old man managed to walk himself into the hospital for treatment, police said. He and his two accomplices, ages 18 and 20, were arrested for aggravated attempted kidnapping and conspiracy to obstruct justice.
The men were attempting to kidnap a teen in a dispute over stereo speakers, police said.
© 2006 The Associated Press.
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Ouch!!
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This idiot made Paul Harvey
NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!! 
I can run faster mad than you can scared
"All right brain... I don't like you and you don't like me. So let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer" ~ Homer Simpson
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Paul Harvey?
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Originally Posted by Witmaster
This idiot made Paul Harvey
the rest of the story?
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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He's like the Conscience of America. Probably one of the most respected voices in Talk radio. Originally Posted by goandykid
I wish we had more like him. NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!!
I can run faster mad than you can scared
"All right brain... I don't like you and you don't like me. So let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer" ~ Homer Simpson
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