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    Secret Art of the Ninja...


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    That shit is creepy!
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
    about another group that actually does something
    to improve their lives.

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    I hate midgets.

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    The way he squirmed across the floor reminded me of that 1930's movie Freaks, did you guys see how he squirmed across the floor like a little bug? Why does dwarfism effect everything except for on most of them the glutes? They all have over amplified asses, thats one of the biggest mysteries of my life is why do little people have massive glutes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    The way he squirmed across the floor reminded me of that 1930's movie Freaks, did you guys see how he squirmed across the floor like a little bug? Why does dwarfism effect everything except for on most of them the glutes? They all have over amplified asses, thats one of the biggest mysteries of my life is why do little people have massive glutes?
    I see your an ass man.

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    I feel wrong for laughing but it was funny.

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    Clowns and now midgets terrify me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
    I see your an ass man.
    Well with his ass so big the little squirming guy looks like a snail when he's down on the floor....like the really fast Racing Snails in Never Ending Story, yeah thats what he reminded me of, I didn't expect him to move so fast across the ground and then shot across the floor like a bolt and I was spookified and mesmerated...
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    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    Well with his ass so big the little squirming guy looks like a snail when he's down on the floor....like the really fast Racing Snails in Never Ending Story, yeah thats what he reminded me of, I didn't expect him to move so fast across the ground and then shot across the floor like a bolt and I was spookified and mesmerated...
    He went down fast but here sure as hell crawled fast too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by largepkg View Post
    Clowns and now midgets terrify me.
    The taller midget was creeped out by the smaller midget.

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
    I feel wrong for laughing but it was funny.

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    I see they dont even try to stop the fights really, they just reset ever few punches. The smaller guy didn't seem to have any joint movement, that has to suck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mudge View Post
    I see they dont even try to stop the fights really, they just reset ever few punches. The smaller guy didn't seem to have any joint movement, that has to suck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mudge View Post
    I see they dont even try to stop the fights really, they just reset ever few punches. The smaller guy didn't seem to have any joint movement, that has to suck.
    It's almost like Rock'em Sock'em Robots.

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    Jerry Springer needs to be put in jail for some of the redneck shit he has on his show. Pure trash!






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    "taller midget" is that like "jumbo shrimp"?

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    That's funny as hell!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Wing View Post
    "taller midget" is that like "jumbo shrimp"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
    I feel wrong for laughing but it was funny.

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    Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
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    i didnt get to see a ninja! and that was just wrong

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    Springer is still a scumbag. I hate to admit I still laughed at that. What is it about us that we find this kinda stuff to be funny? When homeboy shot across the floor I thought the Springer crew somehow messed with the recording ... but nah he's just freaky fast on all fours but unable to throw a punch. Seemed to have that head but thing workinig for him ... just lacks a highth adjustment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dg806 View Post
    Jerry Springer needs to be put in jail for some of the redneck shit he has on his show. Pure trash!
    He was the Mayor of Cincinnati isn't that enough punishment?
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    Am I trippin'
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    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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