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11-16-2006, 09:21 PM #1Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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Athletic Independant Women
A cocky young businessman walks into an upscale downtown restaurant for lunch…
Checking his watch, he realizes he is early to meet his clients…
He walks up to the bar to have a drink while he waits…
Scanning the room, he takes notice of an attractive, athletic looking, blonde woman a few seats down the bar…
As he moves a few steps closer, he catches a glimpse of her shapely legs as she converses with the person beside her.
Sensing the timing is right, the charismatic young executive introduces himself to the attractive young lady…
She politely returns the greeting, but seems uninterested in his conversation…
Seemingly annoyed by this, he asks. “Would you like to hear a hilarious Blonde Joke?”
“No thank you”, came the aggravated reply…
“Are you positive?” He persisted… “Everyone I know has told me this was one of the funniest Blonde Jokes they had ever heard!”
Rolling her eyes and finally turning to face the man, she replied.
“You want to tell me… a Blonde woman… Your Blonde Joke?”
“Of course!”, exclaimed the man.
“Well”, said the woman…
“I happen to be Blonde… 5’10, and a Hollywood Stunt Woman”…
“My friend here… The Blonde… Is 5’9, and National Champion Cowgirl, Rodeo Clown, and Bull Rider”
“My second friend here… The Blonde… Is 6’2, 180lbs, and a Professional Wrestler”
“and, My third friend here… The Blonde… Is 5’11, and a World Muay-Thai Kickboxing Champion”
“Now!”…
“Are you completely sure, you still want to tell us your Blonde joke?”
“Nah”, said the man… I changed my mind...
“I don’t to want have to explain it FOUR TIMES!”Last edited by The Monkey Man; 11-16-2006 at 09:49 PM.
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11-16-2006, 09:29 PM #2fiendish thingy ELITE MEMBER
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11-17-2006, 12:18 PM #3Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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What kind of Pendant? Inde Pendant!
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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11-17-2006, 12:22 PM #4Esprit de Corps ELITE MEMBER
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That's what your mom said with the birth control pill instructions...
Originally Posted by fufu
j/k couldn't resist
NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!! 
I can run faster mad than you can scared
"All right brain... I don't like you and you don't like me. So let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer" ~ Homer Simpson
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11-17-2006, 12:38 PM #5fiendish thingy ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by Witmaster
That's what your mom said with the birth control pill instructions...
j/k couldn't resist
your wiener
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11-17-2006, 12:40 PM #6Moderator MODERATOR
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I saw no mention of vodka and a coat hanger. Originally Posted by Witmaster
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11-17-2006, 12:52 PM #7fiendish thingy ELITE MEMBER
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Ok guys, that'll do it!
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11-17-2006, 05:43 PM #8fiendish thingy ELITE MEMBER
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Ok I read it, it was alright.
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11-17-2006, 06:03 PM #9Señor Member ELITE MEMBER
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Heh, I liked it.
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11-17-2006, 06:51 PM #10Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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Good stuff.
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