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    Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute

    http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7005550331


    Mike Tyson Finds New Job As Male Escort

    November 17, 2006 6:40 a.m. EST


    Maira Oliveira - All Headline News Reporter
    Los Angeles, CA (AHN) - If you thought Mike Tyson's infamous ear-biting incident was scandalous, then you ain't seen nothing yet.
    It's confirmed: Mike Tyson will soon be making his grand entrance at Hollywood's Heidi Fless' brothel for women in Nevada.
    Although the thought of the convicted rapist seducing his clients is rather disturbing, the former boxer is set to work his kinky magic as a male escort.
    Legendary Heidi - who at one point had a prostitution ring with celebrity clients - recently bought 60 acres of land in the state where the former heavyweight world champion plans to "get it on." Quite comical but true, Heidi's Stud Farm is set to be Tyson's new paradise island.
    The Hollywood Madam says she's excited about the 40-year-old working for her - and the ladies - since he's every woman's dream man. Yeah, okay, Heidi.
    According to breakingnews.iol.ie, she explained, "I told him, 'You're going to be my big stallion.' It's every man's fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson."
    Tyson also admits he's looking forward to his new job and thinks any man would love to walk in his shoes for a day and bring the "ladies" to ecstasy.
    He said, "I don't care what any man says, it's every man's dream to please every woman - and get paid for it."

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    At first I thought this was another joke.

    Well Hey, I suppose there's a market out there in the BDSM world were women would pay big bucks to get man-handled and raped by a former heavyweight boxing champ.
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    I guess if your into pain then thats the place to be!




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