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11-21-2006, 11:20 AM #1IDIOT SAVANT
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Drunken Lie
Two buddies, Bob and Larry, are getting very drunk at a bar when
suddenly Larry throws up all over himself.
"Oh, no... Now my wife will kill me!"
Bob says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket
and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty
dollars for the dry cleaning bill."
So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker.
Eventually Larry stumbles home and his wife starts to give him a bad time.
"You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God,
you're disgusting!"
Speaking very carefully so as not to slur his words, Larry says,
"Nowainaminit, I can e'splain everythin. Itsh snot wha jew think.
I only had a cupla drrrinks. But thiss other guy got ssick on
me...he had one too many!
and he juss koudin hold hizz liquor. He said hes was verrry sorry
an' gave me twennie bucks for the cleaning bill!"
His wife looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is forty
bucks......
"Oh, yeah... I almos' fergot, he shhhit in my pants, too."Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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11-21-2006, 11:27 AM #2Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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11-21-2006, 11:27 AM #3Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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11-21-2006, 11:34 AM #4Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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11-21-2006, 12:01 PM #5Peelosopher
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Originally Posted by ALBOB
I hear that happens alot at your age
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11-21-2006, 01:50 PM #6Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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11-21-2006, 02:04 PM #7% ELITE MEMBER
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That's great. Fess up. Were you Bob or Larry in that "joke"?
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11-21-2006, 02:31 PM #8fiendish thingy ELITE MEMBER
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LAWL!!!!! That made me laugh out loud. That doesn't happen very often.
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11-21-2006, 02:57 PM #9Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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11-21-2006, 03:03 PM #10God has graced us again
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That was funny...he he he.
I drive a big truck
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11-21-2006, 03:17 PM #11Registered User
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That was a good one
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11-21-2006, 04:30 PM #12Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Come on, Albob was the guy Larry met in the bathroom and they had sex and got their pants mixed up then Albob shit in them and then they exchanged pants, Albob wasn't drunk he was just lost as Alzheimers guys get, thing is he thought he'd walked to the YMCA that was where the bar is now 50 some odd years ago... Originally Posted by IainDaniel
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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11-21-2006, 04:36 PM #13Registered User
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