Thread: These not funny words

People clapping after Beethoven played a song...



There is a well-attested story that, at the premiere of his Ninth Symphony, he had to be turned round to see the tumultuous applause of the audience; hearing nothing, he began to weep

What the fuck are you guys talking about?

Like in the James Bond movie where the guy runs into some wire and gets electrocuted and the camera cuts to a close up of Bond and he pauses...wait for it...wait for it...(in a haughty british accent) "Shocking."

Originally Posted by fufu

Like in the James Bond movie where the guy runs into some wire and gets electrocuted and the camera cuts to a close up of Bond and he pauses...wait for it...wait for it...(in a haughty british accent) "Shocking."

Exactly! Awesome! Do you have more of them?

Come on!

lawl, I did it!

I may have more, let me think.

Oh, another Bond movie - License to Kill. He is trying to escape a shark nursery and the enemies are hand to hand fighting him. There is an large metal drawer full of shark food - maggots. He spins around and throws him in the drawer of maggots, then slams it shut with his foot. Stands up, brushes himself off, "Bon appetite."

Like if you look to a lake and all the fish are dead you might say "There is something fishy going on here."

Originally Posted by Vieope

Like if you look to a lake and all the fish are dead you might say "There is something fishy going on here."

Like a poor play on words?

Originally Posted by fufu

Oh, another Bond movie - License to Kill. He is trying to escape a shark nursery and the enemies are hand to hand fighting him. There is an large metal drawer full of shark food - maggots. He spins around and throws him in the drawer of maggots, then slams it shut with his foot. Stands up, brushes himself off, "Bon appetite."

No fufu! One of the meanings in the double meaning must be true, when you say shocking, one of the meanings is true because it is really shocking.

This is only sarcasm. There is a difference!

Ok ok I get it now.

Don't cry little bunny.

Like in that Movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

He kills a guy, and then looks to his the person next to him and says
"Excuse my friend, he's dead tired"

Originally Posted by Vieope

Originally Posted by Brachiisaurus

Like in that Movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

He kills a guy, and then looks to his the person next to him and says
"Excuse my friend, he's dead tired"

Originally Posted by Vieope

Like if someone works fixing refrigerators, people say "I bet he has some chilling stories to tell or when someone died electrocuted, they would say that is so shocking". Do you know? What else can we use?

How many people in your country speak English as well as you do?

like when the british say stuff like "bloody good"?

Originally Posted by Vieope

Originally Posted by Mudge

How many people in your country speak English as well as you do?

A lot of people speak english, it is a basic requirement for a good job or going to the university. Spanish too. Now China is growing and I am getting pissed off, that is a very difficult language.

Originally Posted by Mudge

How many people in your country speak English as well as you do?

LOL, thats fuked up

Paddy O'Brien: They're always after me lucky charms.
[Dr. Evil and Frau Farbissina laugh]
Paddy O'Brien: What? Why does everyone always laugh when I say that? They *are* after me lucky charms! What!
Frau Farbissina: It's a television commercial. With this cartoon leprechaun, and all of these children are trying to chase him, "Hey, leprechaun, leprechaun man, we want to get your lucky charms." Oh! And there are these little tiny pieces of mashmallow just stuck right in the cereal. So when the kids eat them they think, "Oooh this is candy, I'm having fun!"

Like in a movie where Arnold or Clint tosses a guy against a wall with a spike and says "Stick around..."?????



Here's a mockery of it all:

[Austin and Vanessa see a man decapitated]
Austin Powers: Not the time to lose one's head.
Vanessa Kensington: No.
Austin Powers: That's not the way to get ahead in life.
Vanessa Kensington: No.
Austin Powers: It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.
Vanessa Kensington: Hmm.
Austin Powers: He'll never be the head of a major corporation.
Vanessa Kensington: Okay, that'll do.
Austin Powers: Okay.

Or this:

[Noticing Dr. Evil's phallicesqe spaceship on radar]
Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
Colonel: What is it, son?
Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...
Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.
Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge...
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.
Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's...
Army Sergeant: Privates. We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with...
Baseball Umpire: Two balls.
[looking up from game]
Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous...
Chinese Teacher: Wang. pay attention.
Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying...
Musician: Willie.
Willie: Yeah?
Musician: What's that?
Willie: [squints] Well, that looks like a huge...
Colonel: Johnson.
Radar Operator: Yes, sir?
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.

I was always partial to the dialogue to Airplane movies myself.

Theres a bomb on the plane.
A B-AH! (gasp)
No, not a b-uh, a bomb!


Surely you cant be serious.
I am serious. And dont call me Shirley.

Sir, theres something wrong in the cockpit.
The cockpit? What is it?
Its the little room where the pilot flies the plane...but thats not important right now.

Do you like gladiator films?

Originally Posted by Spitfire

LOL, thats fuked up

LOL, that is fucked up.

Originally Posted by goandykid

Do you like gladiator films?