somebody sent this to me at work today was laughing my ass off.
http://www.break.com/index/ask_the_fruitcake_lady.html
I think her best reply was 'What does he think? is it going to run away or something?'![]()
somebody sent this to me at work today was laughing my ass off.
to be the man you have to beat the man.


lawl, noice.


I saw her on there before, funny gal...
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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"You can stick the cookie up you're ass far as I'm concerned"
That lady sounds like my Pawpaw. I could listen to him talk about stuff for hours, just because he was so funny to listen to.
“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
Yea, my mom sent me some info about her, and I searched and found her clips. They are good, too bad she died.

Hhahahahahahahahahh![]()
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"You can put 17 up your ass for all I care."