Thread: Mitch Hedberg...

Waaaaaaay funnier than Mencia.

Originally Posted by Little Wing

less people will like him but he's cool

Isn't he dead?

Originally Posted by largepkg

Isn't he dead?

Yup.

Mitch is my second favorite comedian of all times only behind Lewis Black. I was very sad when he died. Mitch was an introvert, and was uncomfortable around groups of people which made his success unusual. If you watch is shows, he rarely looks up, because he performed his skits while pretending that he was the only person there.

He was original, and there will never be anyone like him again. He never chased money and never made fun of other people. RIP Mitch.

I like Hedberg. A very unique style of comedy. It's amazing how funny he was without being offensive or over the top. I had no idea he died; that's sad.

Lewis Black...

"the only thing stupider than democrats and republicans is these pricks working together"

lawl, I've never heard him before, but I like him.

Yea I loved mitch. I was sad when he died too.
We used to quote him in 9th grade a lot haha

"You can't please all the people all the time, and last night...those people were at my show."

I like the joke about writing the script at the end and the one about being a cook and farming.Funny stuff.

I didn't know Mitch was dead, I liked his form of wit and of course, the tone of his voice.

I laughed through most of that one.

Pepperidge Farm bread is wrapped twice, you open it and it still ain't open...thats why I don't buy it, I don't need another step between me and toast.

Originally Posted by fufu

I really admire the courage he had.
By watching this clip, you can tell how nervous he is, and how bad of stage fright he really had.
But he didn't pussy out. He went out there and did his thing and the crowds always loved him.

" I saw a fish all by itself. I said 'Dude, you should stay in school.' "

me n my kids are new to seeing Mitch n have taken to immitating him. we just laughed all the way thru a horror movie doing Mitch commentaries on it. yea it's sad he's gone.

I think Pringles’ initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived. But Pringles was a laid-back company. They said “Fuck it. Cut ‘em up!”

You know, people think I’m into sports just because I’m a man. I’m not into sports. I mean, I like Gatorade, but that’s about as far as it goes. By the way, you don’t have to be sweaty and holding a basketball to enjoy a Gatorade. You could just be a thirsty dude. Gatorade forgets about this demographic. I’m thirsty for absolutely no reason. Other than the fact that liquid has not touched my lips for some time. Can I have a Gatorade too, or does that lightning bolt mean “No”?

This one time I was in a convenience store, and a guy came up and asked me, “What’s the score?” and I said, “What is the game? If it’s a competition between me and you, and the object is to ask the other guy questions he doesn’t give a shit about, then you are winning, one to nothing.”

"I bought a donut and they gave me a receipt for the donut. I don't need a receipt for the donut - I'll just give you money and you give me the donut. End of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario in which I would need to prove that I bought a donut. Some skeptical friend? "Don’t even act like I didn't buy a donut, I've got the documentation right here. Oh wait, it's back home in the file... under 'D', for donut.""

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