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  1. 01-11-2007, 07:33 AM #1
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    Best comeback line

    THE BEST COMEBACK LINE EVER

    > Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on

    > the radio the other day

    > and you'll love his reply to the lady who

    > interviewed him concerning

    > guns and children.

    > Regardless of how you feel

    > about gun laws

    > you gotta love this!!!!

    >

    > This is one of the best comeback

    > lines of all time.

    > It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR)

    > interview broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald

    > who was about to

    > sponsor a Boy Scout Troop

    > visiting his military

    > installation.

    >

    > FEMALE INTERVIEWER:

    > So, General Reinwald, what

    > things are you going to

    > teach these young boys

    > when they visit your base?

    > GENERAL REINWALD:

    > We're going to teach them

    > climbing, canoeing, archery,

    > and shooting.

    >

    > FEMALE INTERVIEWER:

    > Shooting!

    > That's a bit

    > irresponsible, isn't it?

    >

    > GENERAL REINWALD:

    > I don't see why, they'll be

    > properly supervised on the

    > rifle range.

    >

    > FEMALE INTERVIEWER:

    > Don't you admit that this is a

    > terribly dangerous

    > activity to be teaching children?

    >

    > GENERAL REINWALD:

    > I don't see how. We will be

    > teaching them

    > proper

    > rifle discipline

    > before they even touch a firearm.

    >

    > FEMALE INTERVIEWER:

    > But you're equipping them to

    > become violent killers General!

    > GENERAL REINWALD:

    > Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to

    > be a prostitute,

    > but

    > you're not one, are you?

    >

    > The radio went silent and the interview ended.

    >

    > You gotta love the Marines!

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  3. 01-11-2007, 07:39 AM #2
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    ooh-rah!
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
    about another group that actually does something
    to improve their lives.
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  4. 01-11-2007, 07:54 AM #3
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    yea, i think that was from a year ago or so.

    that was funny as shit.
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  5. 01-11-2007, 07:56 AM #4
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    Good stuff Iain. Thanks for the laugh before I go to the damn Dr. so he can tell me that my hand didn't heal correctly and he's gonna have to re brake it and cast it up again. Then I'm gonna say no because as of 12/31/06 I have no fucking insurance, and if you think I'm gonna pay $600 a month for fucking COBRA you're fucking nuts. Then I'm gonna come home and cry

    Sorry about that.
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  6. 01-11-2007, 08:42 AM #5
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    good stuff cuz..i hope people got the point from his euphemism
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  7. 01-11-2007, 09:13 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.
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  8. 01-11-2007, 10:07 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by fletcher6490 View Post


    Good stuff Iain. Thanks for the laugh before I go to the damn Dr. so he can tell me that my hand didn't heal correctly and he's gonna have to re brake it and cast it up again. Then I'm gonna say no because as of 12/31/06 I have no fucking insurance, and if you think I'm gonna pay $600 a month for fucking COBRA you're fucking nuts. Then I'm gonna come home and cry

    Sorry about that.
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  9. 01-11-2007, 10:16 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by fufu View Post
    Listen hun, come snuggle with fufu.
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  10. 01-11-2007, 10:24 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brachiisaurus View Post



    and you're not invited either!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kbm8795 View Post
    Oh, I think Americans understand that the one thing conservatives hate the most is the idea of spending American tax money on Americans. . .in America.


    Your tax money is safe. . .in Iraq.
    Total ownage.
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  12. 01-11-2007, 10:58 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by fufu View Post
    Listen hun, come snuggle with fufu.

    I drive a big truck
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  13. 01-11-2007, 11:13 AM #12
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    Hell yeah , that General simply told it how it is.
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    Goof for him. I'm not a huge fan of Guns, but I'm not a big fan of reporters either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by americanwit View Post
    Goof for him. I'm not a huge fan of Guns, but I'm not a big fan of reporters either.
    Perhaps we can mix the two? Reporter season anyone?
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
    about another group that actually does something
    to improve their lives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
    Perhaps we can mix the two? Reporter season anyone?
    I can't even think about hunting a poor deer, but a reporter is right up my alley.

    Where do I sign up?
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  17. 01-11-2007, 05:31 PM #16
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    Another one liner. Even though it is only a joke. Be proud of the Canadians.

    >>Bono is at a U2 concert in Halifax , Nova Scotia , when he asks the
    >>audience for some quiet. Then, in the silence, he starts to slowly clap
    >>his hands. He says into the microphone, in a deep solemn voice... "Just
    >>for a moment, think outside yourself... outside this arena. Every time I
    >>clap my hands, a child in Africa dies." A loud Newfie voice from near the
    >>back of the hall pierces the moment... "Well, Lard tunderin jasus, ya
    >>stupid arse, stop yer fockin' clappin',then!"

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  18. 01-11-2007, 05:39 PM #17
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    that was awesome
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    Quote Originally Posted by IainDaniel View Post
    Another one liner. Even though it is only a joke. Be proud of the Canadians.

    >>Bono is at a U2 concert in Halifax , Nova Scotia , when he asks the
    >>audience for some quiet. Then, in the silence, he starts to slowly clap
    >>his hands. He says into the microphone, in a deep solemn voice... "Just
    >>for a moment, think outside yourself... outside this arena. Every time I
    >>clap my hands, a child in Africa dies." A loud Newfie voice from near the
    >>back of the hall pierces the moment... "Well, Lard tunderin jasus, ya
    >>stupid arse, stop yer fockin' clappin',then!"
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
    about another group that actually does something
    to improve their lives.
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  20. 01-11-2007, 08:02 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by IainDaniel View Post
    Another one liner. Even though it is only a joke. Be proud of the Canadians.

    >>Bono is at a U2 concert in Halifax , Nova Scotia , when he asks the
    >>audience for some quiet. Then, in the silence, he starts to slowly clap
    >>his hands. He says into the microphone, in a deep solemn voice... "Just
    >>for a moment, think outside yourself... outside this arena. Every time I
    >>clap my hands, a child in Africa dies." A loud Newfie voice from near the
    >>back of the hall pierces the moment... "Well, Lard tunderin jasus, ya
    >>stupid arse, stop yer fockin' clappin',then!"


    Ah gets to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada. by Britney Spears
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    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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    A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

    The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"

    The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, you dumb shit. The oldest one, he be 9 and the younger one, she be 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?...... Do you really think they look alike?"

    "No actually", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IainDaniel View Post
    A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

    The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"

    The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, you dumb shit. The oldest one, he be 9 and the younger one, she be 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?...... Do you really think they look alike?"

    "No actually", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice.
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