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My Role Model
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Ontario, Canada
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Best comeback line
THE BEST COMEBACK LINE EVER
> Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on > the radio the other day > and you'll love his reply to the lady who > interviewed him concerning > guns and children. > Regardless of how you feel > about gun laws > you gotta love this!!!! > > This is one of the best comeback > lines of all time. > It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) > interview broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald > who was about to > sponsor a Boy Scout Troop > visiting his military > installation. > > FEMALE INTERVIEWER: > So, General Reinwald, what > things are you going to > teach these young boys > when they visit your base? > GENERAL REINWALD: > We're going to teach them > climbing, canoeing, archery, > and shooting. > > FEMALE INTERVIEWER: > Shooting! > That's a bit > irresponsible, isn't it? > > GENERAL REINWALD: > I don't see why, they'll be > properly supervised on the > rifle range. > > FEMALE INTERVIEWER: > Don't you admit that this is a > terribly dangerous > activity to be teaching children? > > GENERAL REINWALD: > I don't see how. We will be > teaching them > proper > rifle discipline > before they even touch a firearm. > > FEMALE INTERVIEWER: > But you're equipping them to > become violent killers General! > GENERAL REINWALD: > Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to > be a prostitute, > but > you're not one, are you? > > The radio went silent and the interview ended. > > You gotta love the Marines! |
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Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
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Patrick
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: AZ
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yea, i think that was from a year ago or so.
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God has graced us again
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Good stuff Iain. Thanks for the laugh before I go to the damn Dr. so he can tell me that my hand didn't heal correctly and he's gonna have to re brake it and cast it up again. Then I'm gonna say no because as of 12/31/06 I have no fucking insurance, and if you think I'm gonna pay $600 a month for fucking COBRA you're fucking nuts. Then I'm gonna come home and cry Sorry about that. |
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If I were to guess based on the fact that I haven't been in the gym for 6 months:
Age 24 Weight 145 BF% 9 Bench 165 Arms 15" Squat? I'm most likely a giant vagina |
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: smog and fog
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good stuff cuz..i hope people got the point from his euphemism
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Elite Kiki
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fiendish thingy
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Texas
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fiendish thingy
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Elite Kiki
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God has graced us again
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If I were to guess based on the fact that I haven't been in the gym for 6 months:
Age 24 Weight 145 BF% 9 Bench 165 Arms 15" Squat? I'm most likely a giant vagina |
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SB MUSCLE REP
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Power Rack
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Hell yeah , that General simply told it how it is.
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Goof for him. I'm not a huge fan of Guns, but I'm not a big fan of reporters either.
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Metrosexual
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I never lie because I don't fear anyone. You only lie when you're afraid.—John Gotti
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Señor Member
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My Role Model
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Ontario, Canada
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Another one liner. Even though it is only a joke. Be proud of the Canadians.
>>Bono is at a U2 concert in Halifax , Nova Scotia , when he asks the >>audience for some quiet. Then, in the silence, he starts to slowly clap >>his hands. He says into the microphone, in a deep solemn voice... "Just >>for a moment, think outside yourself... outside this arena. Every time I >>clap my hands, a child in Africa dies." A loud Newfie voice from near the >>back of the hall pierces the moment... "Well, Lard tunderin jasus, ya >>stupid arse, stop yer fockin' clappin',then!" |
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Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Wilmington, nc
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that was awesome
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Metrosexual
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I never lie because I don't fear anyone. You only lie when you're afraid.—John Gotti
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Catalyst
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Hawaii, selling munitions for the war on EcoTerror
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![]() Ah gets to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada. by Britney Spears |
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My Role Model
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Ontario, Canada
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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there - are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, you dumb shit. The oldest one, he be 9 and the younger one, she be 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?...... Do you really think they look alike?" "No actually", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. |
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Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
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SB MUSCLE REP
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Power Rack
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