Best comeback line

**IainDaniel** · 01-11-2007, 07:33 AM

THE BEST COMEBACK LINE EVER

> Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on

> the radio the other day

> and you'll love his reply to the lady who

> interviewed him concerning

> guns and children.

> Regardless of how you feel

> about gun laws

> you gotta love this!!!!

>

> This is one of the best comeback

> lines of all time.

> It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR)

> interview broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald

> who was about to

> sponsor a Boy Scout Troop

> visiting his military

> installation.

>

> FEMALE INTERVIEWER:

> So, General Reinwald, what

> things are you going to

> teach these young boys

> when they visit your base?

> GENERAL REINWALD:

> We're going to teach them

> climbing, canoeing, archery,

> and shooting.

>

> FEMALE INTERVIEWER:

> Shooting!

> That's a bit

> irresponsible, isn't it?

>

> GENERAL REINWALD:

> I don't see why, they'll be

> properly supervised on the

> rifle range.

>

> FEMALE INTERVIEWER:

> Don't you admit that this is a

> terribly dangerous

> activity to be teaching children?

>

> GENERAL REINWALD:

> I don't see how. We will be

> teaching them

> proper

> rifle discipline

> before they even touch a firearm.

>

> FEMALE INTERVIEWER:

> But you're equipping them to

> become violent killers General!

> GENERAL REINWALD:

> Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to

> be a prostitute,

> but

> you're not one, are you?

>

> The radio went silent and the interview ended.

>

> You gotta love the Marines!

DOMS · 01-11-2007, 07:39 AM

ooh-rah!

**P-funk** · 01-11-2007, 07:54 AM

yea, i think that was from a year ago or so.

that was funny as shit.

fletcher6490 · 01-11-2007, 07:56 AM

Good stuff Iain. Thanks for the laugh before I go to the damn Dr. so he can tell me that my hand didn't heal correctly and he's gonna have to re brake it and cast it up again. Then I'm gonna say no because as of 12/31/06 I have no fucking insurance, and if you think I'm gonna pay $600 a month for fucking COBRA you're fucking nuts. Then I'm gonna come home and cry

Sorry about that.

oaktownboy · 01-11-2007, 08:42 AM

good stuff cuz..i hope people got the point from his euphemism

BigDyl · 01-11-2007, 09:13 AM

fufu · 01-11-2007, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fletcher6490

Good stuff Iain. Thanks for the laugh before I go to the damn Dr. so he can tell me that my hand didn't heal correctly and he's gonna have to re brake it and cast it up again. Then I'm gonna say no because as of 12/31/06 I have no fucking insurance, and if you think I'm gonna pay $600 a month for fucking COBRA you're fucking nuts. Then I'm gonna come home and cry

Sorry about that.

Listen hun, come snuggle with fufu.

Brachiisaurus · 01-11-2007, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fufu

Listen hun, come snuggle with fufu.

fufu · 01-11-2007, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brachiisaurus

and you're not invited either!

BigDyl · 01-11-2007, 10:57 AM

http://orlyemo.ytmnd.com/

fletcher6490 · 01-11-2007, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fufu

Listen hun, come snuggle with fufu.

zombul · 01-11-2007, 11:13 AM

Hell yeah , that General simply told it how it is.

americanwit · 01-11-2007, 01:13 PM

Goof for him. I'm not a huge fan of Guns, but I'm not a big fan of reporters either.

DOMS · 01-11-2007, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by americanwit

Goof for him. I'm not a huge fan of Guns, but I'm not a big fan of reporters either.

Perhaps we can mix the two? Reporter season anyone?

ReproMan · 01-11-2007, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DOMS

Perhaps we can mix the two? Reporter season anyone?

I can't even think about hunting a poor deer, but a reporter is right up my alley.

Where do I sign up?

**IainDaniel** · 01-11-2007, 05:31 PM

Another one liner. Even though it is only a joke. Be proud of the Canadians.

>>Bono is at a U2 concert in Halifax , Nova Scotia , when he asks the
>>audience for some quiet. Then, in the silence, he starts to slowly clap
>>his hands. He says into the microphone, in a deep solemn voice... "Just
>>for a moment, think outside yourself... outside this arena. Every time I
>>clap my hands, a child in Africa dies." A loud Newfie voice from near the
>>back of the hall pierces the moment... "Well, Lard tunderin jasus, ya
>>stupid arse, stop yer fockin' clappin',then!"

joesmooth20 · 01-11-2007, 05:39 PM

that was awesome

DOMS · 01-11-2007, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IainDaniel

Another one liner. Even though it is only a joke. Be proud of the Canadians.

>>Bono is at a U2 concert in Halifax , Nova Scotia , when he asks the
>>audience for some quiet. Then, in the silence, he starts to slowly clap
>>his hands. He says into the microphone, in a deep solemn voice... "Just
>>for a moment, think outside yourself... outside this arena. Every time I
>>clap my hands, a child in Africa dies." A loud Newfie voice from near the
>>back of the hall pierces the moment... "Well, Lard tunderin jasus, ya
>>stupid arse, stop yer fockin' clappin',then!"

maniclion · 01-11-2007, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IainDaniel

Another one liner. Even though it is only a joke. Be proud of the Canadians.

>>Bono is at a U2 concert in Halifax , Nova Scotia , when he asks the
>>audience for some quiet. Then, in the silence, he starts to slowly clap
>>his hands. He says into the microphone, in a deep solemn voice... "Just
>>for a moment, think outside yourself... outside this arena. Every time I
>>clap my hands, a child in Africa dies." A loud Newfie voice from near the
>>back of the hall pierces the moment... "Well, Lard tunderin jasus, ya
>>stupid arse, stop yer fockin' clappin',then!"

Ah gets to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada. by Britney Spears

**IainDaniel** · 01-12-2007, 07:22 AM

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, you dumb shit. The oldest one, he be 9 and the younger one, she be 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?...... Do you really think they look alike?"

"No actually", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice.

zombul · 01-12-2007, 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IainDaniel

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, you dumb shit. The oldest one, he be 9 and the younger one, she be 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?...... Do you really think they look alike?"

"No actually", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice.

01-11-2007, 07:33 AM	#1
IainDaniel My Role Model Moderator Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 15,612	Best comeback line THE BEST COMEBACK LINE EVER > Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on > the radio the other day > and you'll love his reply to the lady who > interviewed him concerning > guns and children. > Regardless of how you feel > about gun laws > you gotta love this!!!! > > This is one of the best comeback > lines of all time. > It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) > interview broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald > who was about to > sponsor a Boy Scout Troop > visiting his military > installation. > > FEMALE INTERVIEWER: > So, General Reinwald, what > things are you going to > teach these young boys > when they visit your base? > GENERAL REINWALD: > We're going to teach them > climbing, canoeing, archery, > and shooting. > > FEMALE INTERVIEWER: > Shooting! > That's a bit > irresponsible, isn't it? > > GENERAL REINWALD: > I don't see why, they'll be > properly supervised on the > rifle range. > > FEMALE INTERVIEWER: > Don't you admit that this is a > terribly dangerous > activity to be teaching children? > > GENERAL REINWALD: > I don't see how. We will be > teaching them > proper > rifle discipline > before they even touch a firearm. > > FEMALE INTERVIEWER: > But you're equipping them to > become violent killers General! > GENERAL REINWALD: > Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to > be a prostitute, > but > you're not one, are you? > > The radio went silent and the interview ended. > > You gotta love the Marines!
	Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it. Michael Jordan

01-11-2007, 07:39 AM	#2
DOMS Metrosexual Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In a van, down by the river... Posts: 21,510 Photos: 5	ooh-rah!
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01-11-2007, 07:54 AM	#3
P-funk Patrick Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: AZ Posts: 30,431	yea, i think that was from a year ago or so. that was funny as shit.
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01-11-2007, 07:56 AM	#4
fletcher6490 God has graced us again Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Chicagoland Posts: 2,225 Photos: 4	Good stuff Iain. Thanks for the laugh before I go to the damn Dr. so he can tell me that my hand didn't heal correctly and he's gonna have to re brake it and cast it up again. Then I'm gonna say no because as of 12/31/06 I have no fucking insurance, and if you think I'm gonna pay $600 a month for fucking COBRA you're fucking nuts. Then I'm gonna come home and cry Sorry about that.
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01-11-2007, 05:31 PM	#16
IainDaniel My Role Model Moderator Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 15,612	Another one liner. Even though it is only a joke. Be proud of the Canadians. >>Bono is at a U2 concert in Halifax , Nova Scotia , when he asks the >>audience for some quiet. Then, in the silence, he starts to slowly clap >>his hands. He says into the microphone, in a deep solemn voice... "Just >>for a moment, think outside yourself... outside this arena. Every time I >>clap my hands, a child in Africa dies." A loud Newfie voice from near the >>back of the hall pierces the moment... "Well, Lard tunderin jasus, ya >>stupid arse, stop yer fockin' clappin',then!"
	Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it. Michael Jordan

01-11-2007, 08:42 AM	#5
oaktownboy Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: smog and fog Posts: 4,387	good stuff cuz..i hope people got the point from his euphemism

01-11-2007, 11:13 AM	#12
zombul SB MUSCLE REP Elite Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Power Rack Posts: 1,937	Hell yeah , that General simply told it how it is.

01-11-2007, 01:13 PM	#13
americanwit Registered User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 110	Goof for him. I'm not a huge fan of Guns, but I'm not a big fan of reporters either.

01-11-2007, 05:39 PM	#17
joesmooth20 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Wilmington, nc Posts: 1,067	that was awesome

01-12-2007, 07:22 AM	#20
IainDaniel My Role Model Moderator Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 15,612	A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there - are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, you dumb shit. The oldest one, he be 9 and the younger one, she be 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?...... Do you really think they look alike?" "No actually", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice.
	Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it. Michael Jordan

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