Thread: Can a friendship survive after this?

Err.....

depends on what you mean by meat, and what you mean by ate.....

If he didn't tell you before hand I would tell him to go fuck himself.

My brother always does stupid shit like that, which is one reason I can't stand to be around him.

Get a new friend- friends don't mess with your head...

None of my friends would ever do that. You need to start hanging out with a better class of people.

Originally Posted by Bakerboy

Get a new friend- friends don't mess with your head...

It didnt happen to me. I was eating once and wondered, what if they charged me for that?

I would probably not pay, eat the dessert and never talk to them again.

i'd assume it was a joke...

Originally Posted by Vieope

It didnt happen to me. I was eating once and wondered, what if they charged me for that?

I would probably not pay, eat the dessert and never talk to them again and start another V-thread here at IM.

This friend would be and his threads would be deleted.

If my friend pulled a stunt like that I would punch him square in the nose, rob the rest of the "expensive" meat, and throw it at his car.

Originally Posted by Bakerboy

friends don't mess with your head...

Uh, yeah they do. Guys trash talk and make fun of their friends all the time.

Originally Posted by Seanp156

Uh, yeah they do. Guys trash talk and make fun of their friends all the time.

But not like that... It's like saying...

"Hey, I heard you needed a ride, hop in!"

*time passes*

"Thats 50 bucks bitch."
"Oh, and I fucked your wife."

Fuck, I had a similar experience happen to me.
This one guy I used to be friends with, we go out one day to some restaurant. He knew I dont carry money on me nor did I even want to eat/drink. He insists that we both go and he buys me a cup of coffee. I finish the cup. And he says "ok man, i'll drive you back to your house and you owe me a dollar and 22 cents" I was like WTF???? He used to do the same thing with his car asking me to pay for gas and shit when both his parents are filthy rich and pay for all his expenses anyways..... People like that piss me off and I am around a whole different group of friends nowadays!

Originally Posted by Spud

But not like that... It's like saying...

"Hey, I heard you needed a ride, hop in!"

*time passes*

"Thats 50 bucks bitch."
"Oh, and I fucked your wife."

I could see that being said in a joking manner.

Originally Posted by Vieope

If one of your best friends invited you for dinner at his house and after the delicious meal, you are eating the dessert and he says the meal you ate will cost you 50 dollars because the meat was expensive. Is that fine?

He even says "no dont worry, the dessert is free" and smiles to you.

if he/she were serious I think I would know at this moment that this is not one of my "best friends", or hardly a friend at all in my book.

Originally Posted by Little Wing

i'd assume it was a joke...

Agreed.

As I do with this thread.

Cmon Vieope, I know you can do better than this. But I guess they cant all be winners.

I would say, "That's okay, coincidentally it costs $50 to kiss my ass too, which you can do right now; we're even."

Thanks for wasting my time opening this thread....

if it ever happens pretend to be choking on whatever food is left, gag, hold your breath a little, n finally eek out "call a lawyer, call a lawyer" while still choking


"La vengeance est un plat qui se mange froid."

Originally Posted by Little Wing

"La vengeance est un plat qui se mange froid."

Revenge is best served cold.

I had a friend who I let store his motorcycle in my den during the winter for free. I used his phone to make 2 or 3 long distance phone calls and he said I owed him $5. I told him to get his bike out of my den and never talked to him again.

Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

I had a friend who I let store his motorcycle in my den during the winter for free. I used his phone to make 2 or 3 long distance phone calls and he said I owed him $5. I told him to get his bike out of my den and never talked to him again.

I never understood people that polished their pennies to the detriment of friends and family.

Apparently they don't have that little voice in their heads saying, "Cool it on the payment plan Ebeneezer; they're on your side."

Originally Posted by AKIRA

Agreed.

As I do with this thread.

Cmon Vieope, I know you can do better than this. But I guess they cant all be winners.

Originally Posted by Souped_up

Thanks for wasting my time opening this thread....

I'd tell him he owed me 10 because his mother owed me 50 for the rusty trombone she gave me the night before. And his sister owed me $20 for the ass to mouth last week, but I'll give her a discount for getting love snot in her hair.

that's horrible... but funny.

Originally Posted by the nut

I'd tell him he owed me 10 because his mother owed me 50 for the rusty trombone she gave me the night before. And his sister owed me $20 for the ass to mouth last week, but I'll give her a discount for getting love snot in her hair.

You ate his sister's ass? That's disgusting.

Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

You ate his sister's ass? That's disgusting.

The nuts did that?

I'd pay him, but when he was at work, i'd fuck his wife.

If my best friend was George Costanza then I'd understand, this probably wouldn't have been the first time he's done this.