Uhhhh... I'm afraid to click that.

“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”

“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”


USPSA* Surgeon General has determined that continuous use of The Pussy Snorkel will cause multiple orgasms, which could result in temporary loss of energy.
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Imagine having sex with a women for the first time and you say: "Could you just hold on a second I have a surprise." Then you take your put that thing on! Hahaha. She would think you are a nut job or at the very least from another planet.![]()
No strength within, no respect without - Kasmiri Proverb


Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012


They should put a vibrating device that straps under the chin so you can turn it on and just sit there and do nothing when your jaw gets tired...
They should invent teeth guards for women that make it feel like you're getting a knob job from a toothless skank...
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012


This would be the perfect gift for Viet John
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
Don't need it, my girlfriend smells great down there. Can't say that about some exes though...
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