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A Blond's Year In Review
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01-23-2007, 11:59 AM #1Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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A Blond's Year In Review
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box
said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of water
won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the
other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because
soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ....instructions said 1 hour per
pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on
the stupid phone!!!
What a year!!So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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01-23-2007, 12:01 PM #2Amor Fati
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"The greatest obstacle to knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge." -Barry Marshall, Nobel Laureate
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01-23-2007, 12:33 PM #3Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by DOMS
“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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01-23-2007, 12:43 PM #4Moderator MODERATOR
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01-23-2007, 12:44 PM #5Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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01-23-2007, 01:14 PM #7Moderator MODERATOR
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01-23-2007, 01:34 PM #8Founder of GOSB SUPER MODERATOR
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July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the
other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
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01-23-2007, 01:36 PM #9Former Fat Girl ELITE MEMBER
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Okay I'm blonde and this made me giggle
My favorite blonde joke is why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the "W's". 
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Indianapolis Mini Marathon 2004 and 2005
Valparaiso Mini Marathon 2006
Chicago Marathon 2004 and 2006
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01-23-2007, 01:47 PM #10Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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What do you call a blond that dies her hair brunette? Artificial intelligence.
Please don't kill me Jodi!So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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01-23-2007, 02:06 PM #11Moderator MODERATOR
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Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper? So she could lip read.
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01-23-2007, 02:07 PM #12Former Fat Girl ELITE MEMBER
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Jodi..I've actually never heard that one
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01-23-2007, 02:08 PM #13Founder of GOSB SUPER MODERATOR
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Originally Posted by Jodi
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01-23-2007, 02:19 PM #14Moderator MODERATOR
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01-23-2007, 02:46 PM #15Elite Kiki ELITE MEMBER
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Oh no my virgin ears. Originally Posted by Jodi
Total ownage. Originally Posted by kbm8795
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01-23-2007, 02:57 PM #16Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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I'm guessing your ears aren't the only thing thats a virgin. Originally Posted by BigDyl
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