My umbrella is made out of a composite material![]()
Most of them are made of metal, isnt it dangerous to walk around with a metal stick or any kind of stick in a thunderstorm?
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I think if lightning is going to strike your umbrella, it doesn't really matter if there is metal in it or not.


Yep I am sure:
62'' WindSheer® II auto-open umbrella, with patented ''Wind-Release System'' to prevent inverting during high winds, features a reinforced fiberglass shaft and a 100% rubber handle ergonomically designed for control and comfort while the push button auto-open feature allows easy and effortless opening.
Tis my golf umbrella![]()


They have gold in Canada?![]()


Just because it's raining, doesn't necessarily mean there's lightning. And since most thunderstorms are accompanied by high winds, I doubt an umbrella is gonna do you very much good.![]()
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???


Way to ruin the fun!




I don't use an umbrella, usually I am wearing clothes that were made to get wet anyway since I live by the beach, my slippers usually dry out pretty fast, my board shorts dry quick and tanktops don't hold much water, plus I have towels in my trunk so I can dry off easily if I wanted to....besides my side of the Island rarely gets lightning...
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and drag down the features of age,
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I've never used an umbrella.
That 62inch Windsheer II is quality. Umbrellas, who started those things, I bet it was French people.






Yep, I don't think they would make a meaningful difference.
Think about it -
say you are in a city in a lightning storm...there is so much other shit that lightning would strike before you.
Say you are in a rural forest area, it would strike the trees before you.
Say you are on a hillside with no forestry, well, you are fucked umbrella or not because you are the tallest thing either way.


Forgot that you aren't capable of doing that.

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This asshole might be my newest favorite member since the entertainment of topolo.
I love his threads, how they point out and question little unimportant shit...then he can bite and bite hard.
I remember when he wished someone the best in another thread and then said "now die."![]()
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I tried searching for that soccer field lighting thing on youtube.... couldn't find it. But this was entertaining:


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