Thread: Little annoyances...

Not being able to really injoy Sunday because you know you have to go to work Monday.

Not shaking enough after taking a piss and you get that wet spot on your shorts.

Originally Posted by FatCatMC

Not shaking enough after taking a piss and you get that wet spot on your shorts.

That reminds me, today I pissed all over myself and I don't even know how I did it. I noticed a wet patch on my pants for a while, thought it was water. Not after a good while did I realize it was urine. Damn it!

That weird drip you get when you try to piss after sex.

Spilling water on your crotch and knowing everyone is going to think you pissed on yourself.

Originally Posted by AKIRA

Turning a corner and seeing the stoplight ahead JUST turning green and knowing by the time you drive up to it, it will turn red.

I hate when that happens .. i'm halfway there and i'm always questioning whether i should speed up assuming it's going to stay green or slow down cus it will turn red and half the time i go for it and end up having to slam the breaks cus it's too late

Driving towards a street you want to make a right turn onto and is completley clear for your entire drive up to the turn...only to notice that when you arrive at the exact moment of the turn, here comes the flow of traffic.

Having someone say that they noticed you didnt say "thank you" right before you said thank you.

Seeing a piece of workout equipment clear and unused for a period of time, but the time you walk up to it, someone JUST jumped onto it.

Especially happens when i am about to do deadlifts or squats cus there is only one platform and rack for these in my gym so it aggravates me big time

Out of 10 empty benches in the room, some asshole choses the one YOU are using and starts setting up.

Waiting for someone to call. After hours of waiting, the phone rings, and its not the person you wanted to call you. (this works with text messages too)

Getting the urgent singal to shit right after you took a cleansing shower.

happens all the time

Seeing sunny skies everyday youre at work, but on your day off? Overcast and/or thunderstorms.

Having a boring day/night off and hearing the following day your friend/girlfriend did something fun and never let you know about it.

That and the fact it annoys me when they constantly talk about how much fun they had kind of "rubbing it in your face" but they dont realize they're doing it

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Originally Posted by zombul

Spilling water on your crotch and knowing everyone is going to think you pissed on yourself.

lawl, yeah. Then you gotta be like, "ok everyone I spilled water on myself, now accuse of me of lying."

Originally Posted by fufu

That reminds me, today I pissed all over myself and I don't even know how I did it. I noticed a wet patch on my pants for a while, thought it was water. Not after a good while did I realize it was urine. Damn it!

How did you realize it was urine?

When you try to hold too many things in your hands and one of them falls in the ground and gets dirty maybe because of mud or something else then you clean it in your shirt. Then you realize you cleaned it in your shirt.

Originally Posted by Vieope

How did you realize it was urine?

When I thought to myself, "hey, maybe I pissed myself". Then I smelled it.

Originally Posted by fufu

Then I smelled it.

Yeah, that's right, then I licked it. Then I decided I like it so much I pissed in a glass and had it with a ham sandwich. What do you think of that???

Originally Posted by zombul

Not being able to really injoy Sunday because you know you have to go to work Monday.

I work about everyday and my days off change, but I do know how you feel. If I have to get up the next morning for work, then I cant do much on the preceeding night off.


Oh and I always have those extra drops of piss, no matter how many shakes I perform and they ALWAYS show through my pants. I have to hide for 5 min at a time.

Originally Posted by fufu

Yeah, that's right, then I licked it. Then I decided I like it so much I pissed in a glass and had it with a ham sandwich. What do you think of that???

Is it tasty enough to wash down that awful shit taste?

Originally Posted by IainDaniel

Is it tasty enough to wash down that awful shit taste?

Oh yeah. I'll just take a bite of shit so I can have a swig of that liquid heave to wash it down.

Hearing those trucks that go

BEEEEP...

BEEEEP...

BEEEEP...

BEEEEP... when they back up...

on the ONE and only morning you have to sleep in. And putting a pillow over your head doesn't help a bit.



That was today.

Originally Posted by lioness

Hearing those trucks that go

BEEEEP...

BEEEEP...

BEEEEP...

BEEEEP... when they back up...

on the ONE and only morning you have to sleep in. And putting a pillow over your head doesn't help a bit.



That was today.

AHRG! There is always construction at my university and some days they will be right outside my dorm.

Originally Posted by fufu

AHRG! There is always construction at my university and some days they will be right outside my dorm.

EXACTLY!

I have a few of my own

- Friends who continue to bug you about something that you cant or dont want to do and will still harass you until you give up or get extremely mad

Ex: I had to study for a test and go to sleep early since it was the next morning and a friend of mine just wouldnt stop bugging me about watching a movie with her and it got to the point where i flipped out and she got all defensive and acted like i dont like to hangout with her. She wouldnt talk to me for a few days after that.

- People who "promise" you that they will have your back on whatever the situation is that you need help with or a favor that needs to be done but they never do it and come up with poor excuses for not doing it

- The biggest one of all are people who always annoy me by asking me why i eat 6 meals a day ... why i carry around a gallon of water everyday ... why i am so organized and strict about my eating and training schedule ... and the fact that i need to "lighten" up and mock me by acting like i am trying to be all tough and macho. To make this situation 10x worse, i explain to them in thorough detail but they STILL continue to ask me about these things that i have already told them about months ago. Just fucking give it up already!

People are way too judgemental and make a big deal out of the littlest things that dont have anything to do with their business

tellin yo bitch to get u sum cheetoes and the bitch comes back wit cheese doodles

Originally Posted by JOHNYORK

tellin yo bitch to get u sum cheetoes and the bitch comes back wit cheese doodles

Yeah. That happens all the time.

Well, since the BEEEEPS got me in a bit-of-a-mood this morning...a few more things.



My mother.

Being excited about setting up Microsoft Money...making a budget, spending hours working out the kinks of learning a new program, etc. Then, finding out that your 'local' bank (not a big bank 'chain')...ISN'T COMPATIBLE with MICROSOFT MONEY. GRRRRRRRRRRRR

Getting home from the grocery store…and realizing you forgot the milk.

My mother.

When it rains after washing your car…not enough rain to wash things off…just enough to mess things up.

Putting your shoes on too soon after a pedicure...and looking at the smudged toe for 2 weeks...knowing it's your own stupid fault! (Back me up here Ladies.)

Did I mention my mother???

When your ex-spouse is more reasonable and mentally healthy than your own mom.

Itunes.

When a sniper beats you on Ebay. (You think NOBODY else is bidding except you. So, you don’t bother putting in a higher amount…and some sniper comes and gets the item in the last minute!)




When someone eats all the little marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms.

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Putting your shoes on too soon after a pedicure...and looking at the smudged toe for 2 weeks...knowing it's your own stupid fault! (Back me up here Ladies.)

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Amen sister! I'm living that one right now

deleting too much info when quoting someone and having your post look all dumbass

Originally Posted by FatCatMC

Yeah. That happens all the time.

Fat people at an all you can eat buffet.

Originally Posted by DOMS

Fat people at an all you can eat buffet.

that is more of a big annoyance...get it? Big?

One of my favorites is the people who look at you funny at the grocery store when you have a cart full of clean foods like you are a weirdo. But never do I mention their frozen pizzas, ding dongs and regular soda. Oops...just did