IM "insult" Thread!

[zombul]

I have decided to start a thread to make sure IM still has a sense of humor. Feel free to add your insults or what you have learned about fellow IM’ers but keep it clean so are thread isn’t closed. Smile but have good taste. This is another thread to avoid the political debates. These are things I have learned about IM’ers in the last 8 month’s or so that they are discrete about. Their closet habits if you will.
So let’s start with the King of the debaters DOMS, not Doms or doms but DOMS.DOMS secretly votes democrat when he gets in his little voting booth. This year probably Obama or Hillary.
BigDyl really isn’t taking martial arts but rather ballet, but that doesn’t sound cool so he will try and convince you that he is the second coming of Chuck Norris.Pfunk is using Kefe’s back in his avatar, and Nordic Nacho is another one of Kenwood’s alter’s. Doublebase still misses topolo and Ian Daniel is ..well…Canadian.
Dero lost his virginity in his twenties which means there is still hope for Dale.Goandykid makes me think of frozen custard and Prince calls himself Prince.ABC’s knew he couldn’t remember a very complex user name and Fat Cat is a criminal who thinks he can park anywhere and shouldn’t get a ticket.Fufu-fefe.Kelju secretly admires Rosie O’Donell, and Big Poppa Pump has had to many fantasies about Scott Steiner.
Then there’s me a 23 year old health club managing post whore whose acting career is sinking faster than Akira’s chances of getting laid by a hot chick.
Vieope like’s getting prostate exams and John H likes giving them.
Little Wing,Mino Lee and Jodi,I’ll let them attack me first because it wouldn’t’ be right for me to insult a woman for fun ..Except BigDyl.
I know I failed to insult a lot of you but I am sure someone will get around to doing it.
BRING IT!!!!!!!!

[tucker01]

How come no one can spell my fucking name right

[DOMS]

Ah, don't get upset Ian.

[zombul]

How come no one can spell my fucking name right

Because your Canadian?

[tucker01]

Ah, don't get upset Ian.

Fuck you csf43251234

[DOMS]

[fufu]

rofl, you used the perfect smiley in your situation. I even laughed at your smiley laughing, isn't that incredible?

damn it I feel the need to insult you considering the thread context....fag!

[zombul]

I use to wonder why Manic always talked about reading then I realized he probably isn't smart enough to use a DVD player.It's a shame because all those books are always better in movie form.

[ALBOB]

How come no one can spell my fucking name right

Because no one cares about you enough to try.

[DOMS]

rofl, you used the perfect smiley in your situation. I even laughed at your smiley laughing, isn't that incredible?

damn it I feel the need to insult you considering the thread context....fag!

You only hate me because I know how to accessorize and you don't!

[Doublebase]

How come no one can spell my fucking name right

I did.

[ALBOB]

You only hate me because I know how to accessorize and you don't!

Dude, you're just adding proof to the rumor that you're gay.

[fufu]

You only hate me because I know how to accessorize and you don't!

fuck....

[tucker01]

I did.

Shut up homo!

[fufu]

Dude, you're just adding proof to the rumor that you're gay.

Rumor? Hah!!!

[zombul]

Dude, you're just adding proof to the rumor that you're gay.

I must have forgotten to put that in my first string of insults.

[zombul]

I have decided to start a thread to make sure IM still has a sense of humor. Feel free to add your insults or what you have learned about fellow IM’ers but keep it clean so are thread isn’t closed. Smile but have good taste. This is another thread to avoid the political debates. These are things I have learned about IM’ers in the last 8 month’s or so that they are discrete about. Their closet habits if you will.
So let’s start with the King of the debaters DOMS, not Doms or doms but DOMS.DOMS secretly votes democrat when he gets in his little voting booth. This year probably Obama or Hillary.

AND I HEAR HE'S GAY!

BigDyl really isn’t taking martial arts but rather ballet, but that doesn’t sound cool so he will try and convince you that he is the second coming of Chuck Norris.Pfunk is using Kefe’s back in his avatar, and Nordic Nacho is another one of Kenwood’s alter’s. Doublebase still misses topolo and Ian Daniel is ..well…Canadian.
Dero lost his virginity in his twenties which means there is still hope for Dale.Goandykid makes me think of frozen custard and Prince calls himself Prince.ABC’s knew he couldn’t remember a very complex user name and Fat Cat is a criminal who thinks he can park anywhere and shouldn’t get a ticket.Fufu-fefe.Kelju secretly admires Rosie O’Donell, and Big Poppa Pump has had to many fantasies about Scott Steiner.
Then there’s me a 23 year old health club managing post whore whose acting career is sinking faster than Akira’s chances of getting laid by a hot chick.
Vieope like’s getting prostate exams and John H likes giving them.
Little Wing,Mino Lee and Jodi,I’ll let them attack me first because it wouldn’t’ be right for me to insult a woman for fun ..Except BigDyl.
I know I failed to insult a lot of you but I am sure someone will get around to doing it.
BRING IT!!!!!!!!

Thats better.

[fufu]

[tucker01]

Maybe DOMS and Doublebase have a secret affair going. You know the ones you love you always give the hardest time to.

[fufu]

Maybe DOMS and Doublebase have a secret affair going. You know the ones you love you always give the hardest time too.

Fixed.

[DOMS]

If was I having an affair with DoubleBase, it's because you never talk to me anymore, fufu!

[fufu]

Oooooooooooooooh, nice use of bolding and italicizing.

...

[zombul]

This is an insult thread.If DOMS and fufu are having problems as "life partners"then you should call Dr.Phil or seek counseling.

[DOMS]

This is an insult thread.If DOMS and fufu are having problems as "life partners"then you should call Dr.Phil or seek counseling.

I'm just going to do the machismo thing and set him on fire.

[fufu]

"She lit me on fire while I was sleeping. 6 months later our relationship was on the rocks and I divorced her."

[zombul]

"She lit me on fire while I was sleeping. 6 months later things got shaky and I divorced her."

[DOMS]

Where the hell is that from?

[fufu]

A movie I saw part of today called "The Last Point".

[fufu]

Scratch that, it was called "The Last Shot". It is an off-beat mafia/FBI movie. It is pretty funny, I want to see the whole thing.

[DOMS]

Gay porn?