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Old 01-30-2007, 08:25 PM   #1
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I'm going to become a muslim, because...

They do cool things like eat cookies and juice...











...after they slice babies foreheads open:

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/meast/....ap/index.html



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Old 01-30-2007, 08:51 PM   #2
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All religions have some form of mutilation.....or self deprivation....



"We are like tenant farmers chopping down the fence around our house for fuel when we should be using Natures inexhaustible sources of energy — sun, wind and tide. ... I'd put my money on the sun and solar energy. What a source of power! I hope we don't have to wait until oil and coal run out before we tackle that."
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All religions have some form of mutilation.....or self deprivation....
Don't religions call that sacrifice?
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Old 01-30-2007, 08:55 PM   #4
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ew. That was awful.
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Old 01-30-2007, 09:31 PM   #5
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That's nothing compared to the fact that Muslims kill some infants because they're female.
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That's nothing compared to the fact that Muslims kill some infants because they're female.
Or Americans who toss their babies in trash cans because they don't want them...



"We are like tenant farmers chopping down the fence around our house for fuel when we should be using Natures inexhaustible sources of energy — sun, wind and tide. ... I'd put my money on the sun and solar energy. What a source of power! I hope we don't have to wait until oil and coal run out before we tackle that."
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My penis was mutilated when I was just a few days old. I still have nightmares! I thought they were going to take the whole thing. Do you guys think I have a legal case?



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Old 01-30-2007, 10:11 PM   #8
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Or Americans who toss their babies in trash cans because they don't want them...
That's the Mexicans, genius.
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Old 01-30-2007, 10:13 PM   #9
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My penis was mutilated when I was just a few days old. I still have nightmares! I thought they were going to take the whole thing. Do you guys think I have a legal case?
You might have a case; considering how little they left...
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All religions have some form of mutilation.....or self deprivation....
really...plz prove that.

and a small group of a few thousand people that you learned about on the Da Vinci Code doesn't count....100 million shi'ites do count though.
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That's the Mexicans, genius.
not funny, or true



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Old 01-30-2007, 10:17 PM   #12
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not funny, or true
No, that's not funny, but it is true. I lived in Arizona for three years. On an almost weekly basis you'd hear about this stuff on the news; but only as a sideline, considering that it's such a run of the mill event.
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That's nothing compared to the fact that Muslims kill some infants because they're female.
Some Asian countries do the same (China).



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No, that's not funny, but it is true. I lived in Arizona for three years. On an almost weekly basis you'd hear about this stuff on the news; but only as a sideline, considering that it's such a run of the mill event.

I live in Cali! Hispanics have very strong family bonds not like Europeans. They for the most part stick together through thick and thin.



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Old 01-31-2007, 05:49 AM   #15
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really...plz prove that.

and a small group of a few thousand people that you learned about on the Da Vinci Code doesn't count....100 million shi'ites do count though.
Well there's the Catholic's I've seen that walk on their knees until they bleed in some special church, then you have the Filipino's guys who thrash themselves and do other crazy shit, then you have the Christian's who put on a crown of thorns and drag a cross like jesus did on Easter, then the Jews have ritual circumcsion, etc,etc



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I don't see what the problem is with that head cutting thing. It prepares the kids for blowing themselves up with a bomb.
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I live in Cali! Hispanics have very strong family bonds not like Europeans. They for the most part stick together through thick and thin.
I grew up in LA and heard it on the news there, as well.

Do a search on "baby found dumpster" on Google and see what you get. It's so bad in Texas that they passed a law titled the "Baby Moses" law. It means that any unwanted baby can be dropped off to any number of places, no questions asked.

"Family bonds", my ass.
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I don't see what the problem is with that head cutting thing. It prepares the kids for blowing themselves up with a bomb.
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Or Americans who toss their babies in trash cans because they don't want them...
Islam is a religion.

American isnt.

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My penis was mutilated when I was just a few days old. I still have nightmares! I thought they were going to take the whole thing. Do you guys think I have a legal case?
Maybe...if it's really bad just have them shape it into a vagina.



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Maybe...if it's really bad just have them shape it into a vagina.
And tell them to go fuck themselves
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Well there's the Catholic's I've seen that walk on their knees until they bleed in some special church, then you have the Filipino's guys who thrash themselves and do other crazy shit, then you have the Christian's who put on a crown of thorns and drag a cross like jesus did on Easter, then the Jews have ritual circumcsion, etc,etc
you need to be a little more specific. your grouping races, sects, and Christianity all together. I am a Christian yet i've never done any of those things. i have however gone without food or water for a 24 hour period for fasting. not really the same thing though.
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