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    I'm going to become a muslim, because...

    They do cool things like eat cookies and juice...











    ...after they slice babies foreheads open:

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    All religions have some form of mutilation.....or self deprivation....
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    All religions have some form of mutilation.....or self deprivation....
    Don't religions call that sacrifice?
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    ew. That was awful.

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    That's nothing compared to the fact that Muslims kill some infants because they're female.
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
    about another group that actually does something
    to improve their lives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
    That's nothing compared to the fact that Muslims kill some infants because they're female.
    Or Americans who toss their babies in trash cans because they don't want them...
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    My penis was mutilated when I was just a few days old. I still have nightmares! I thought they were going to take the whole thing. Do you guys think I have a legal case?

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    Or Americans who toss their babies in trash cans because they don't want them...
    That's the Mexicans, genius.
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
    about another group that actually does something
    to improve their lives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NordicNacho View Post
    My penis was mutilated when I was just a few days old. I still have nightmares! I thought they were going to take the whole thing. Do you guys think I have a legal case?
    You might have a case; considering how little they left...
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
    about another group that actually does something
    to improve their lives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    All religions have some form of mutilation.....or self deprivation....
    really...plz prove that.

    and a small group of a few thousand people that you learned about on the Da Vinci Code doesn't count....100 million shi'ites do count though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
    That's the Mexicans, genius.
    not funny, or true

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    Quote Originally Posted by NordicNacho View Post
    not funny, or true
    No, that's not funny, but it is true. I lived in Arizona for three years. On an almost weekly basis you'd hear about this stuff on the news; but only as a sideline, considering that it's such a run of the mill event.
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
    That's nothing compared to the fact that Muslims kill some infants because they're female.
    Some Asian countries do the same (China).

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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
    No, that's not funny, but it is true. I lived in Arizona for three years. On an almost weekly basis you'd hear about this stuff on the news; but only as a sideline, considering that it's such a run of the mill event.

    I live in Cali! Hispanics have very strong family bonds not like Europeans. They for the most part stick together through thick and thin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lnvanry View Post
    really...plz prove that.

    and a small group of a few thousand people that you learned about on the Da Vinci Code doesn't count....100 million shi'ites do count though.
    Well there's the Catholic's I've seen that walk on their knees until they bleed in some special church, then you have the Filipino's guys who thrash themselves and do other crazy shit, then you have the Christian's who put on a crown of thorns and drag a cross like jesus did on Easter, then the Jews have ritual circumcsion, etc,etc
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    I don't see what the problem is with that head cutting thing. It prepares the kids for blowing themselves up with a bomb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NordicNacho View Post
    I live in Cali! Hispanics have very strong family bonds not like Europeans. They for the most part stick together through thick and thin.
    I grew up in LA and heard it on the news there, as well.

    Do a search on "baby found dumpster" on Google and see what you get. It's so bad in Texas that they passed a law titled the "Baby Moses" law. It means that any unwanted baby can be dropped off to any number of places, no questions asked.

    "Family bonds", my ass.
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
    about another group that actually does something
    to improve their lives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I Are Baboon View Post
    I don't see what the problem is with that head cutting thing. It prepares the kids for blowing themselves up with a bomb.
    So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
    of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
    about another group that actually does something
    to improve their lives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    Or Americans who toss their babies in trash cans because they don't want them...
    Islam is a religion.

    American isnt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NordicNacho View Post
    My penis was mutilated when I was just a few days old. I still have nightmares! I thought they were going to take the whole thing. Do you guys think I have a legal case?
    Maybe...if it's really bad just have them shape it into a vagina.

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
    Maybe...if it's really bad just have them shape it into a vagina.
    And tell them to go fuck themselves

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    Well there's the Catholic's I've seen that walk on their knees until they bleed in some special church, then you have the Filipino's guys who thrash themselves and do other crazy shit, then you have the Christian's who put on a crown of thorns and drag a cross like jesus did on Easter, then the Jews have ritual circumcsion, etc,etc
    you need to be a little more specific. your grouping races, sects, and Christianity all together. I am a Christian yet i've never done any of those things. i have however gone without food or water for a 24 hour period for fasting. not really the same thing though.

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