The kiki's will have their revenge...

BigDyl · 02-01-2007, 06:57 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15bwhVxw-Bg

zombul · 02-01-2007, 07:06 AM

That cat was flipping out man that was great.Poor cat.

fufu · 02-01-2007, 07:20 AM

Pet Spa...

Little Wing · 02-01-2007, 07:36 AM

that's fucking ignorant. it's great to scare the shit out of your pet, damage their trust and cause possible injuries like torn claws and pulled muscles. if you're too lazy to properly bathe your pet you shouldn't own one.

BigDyl · 02-01-2007, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zombul

That cat was flipping out man that was great.Poor cat.

Bakerboy · 02-01-2007, 01:03 PM

maniclion · 02-01-2007, 03:56 PM

I just stick my cat in the toilet with some soap suds, close the lid, let it work itself into a good lather. Then flush three or four times as a spin and rinse cycle. Then I open a pillow case hold it over the front of the toilet and lift the lid....the cat pounces out I catch it. I then open my GF's daughters door, toss the pillow case on her bed and let her know it's time to wake up without saying a word.....

cappo5150 · 02-01-2007, 06:04 PM

Dam that was hilarious.

goob · 02-01-2007, 06:16 PM

Fucking retards. Do these idiots not know that cats clean themselves?
That's just cruel, I hope that cat got out and clawed their eyes out and shat in their mouths. Fuckers.

DOMS · 02-01-2007, 06:18 PM

I'm with you on this, goob. That was pretty fucked up.

KelJu · 02-01-2007, 06:29 PM

Assholes!

Little Wing · 02-01-2007, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maniclion

I just stick my cat in the toilet with some soap suds, close the lid, let it work itself into a good lather. Then flush three or four times as a spin and rinse cycle. Then I open a pillow case hold it over the front of the toilet and lift the lid....the cat pounces out I catch it. I then open my GF's daughters door, toss the pillow case on her bed and let her know it's time to wake up without saying a word.....

How To Bathe A Cat --
Thoroughly clean the toilet.

Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids raised to open position.

Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his claws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find.

Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a ''power wash and rinse'' which I have found to be quite effective.

Have someone open the nearest door to the yard and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and this door. Also, be sure that any hallway doors are FULLY opened.

Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids!

The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside, where he will dry himself.
Sincerely,

The DOG

which one of your dogs wrote this

bio-chem · 02-01-2007, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Wing

How To Bathe A Cat --
Thoroughly clean the toilet.

Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids raised to open position.

Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his claws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find.

Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a ''power wash and rinse'' which I have found to be quite effective.

Have someone open the nearest door to the yard and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and this door. Also, be sure that any hallway doors are FULLY opened.

Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids!

The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside, where he will dry himself.
Sincerely,

The DOG

which one of your dogs wrote this

Witmaster · 02-01-2007, 09:47 PM

That's a fucked up video. If it were up to me I'd put every one of those assholes in a 5x5 cage and hammer them with fire hoses for a day or two.

02-01-2007, 07:20 AM	#3
fufu fiendish thingy Elite Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 16,731 Photos: 8	Pet Spa... fufu's 1337 Journal Your diet will set you free.

02-01-2007, 07:36 AM	#4
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,758 Photos: 191	that's fucking ignorant. it's great to scare the shit out of your pet, damage their trust and cause possible injuries like torn claws and pulled muscles. if you're too lazy to properly bathe your pet you shouldn't own one. "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

02-01-2007, 01:03 PM	#6
Bakerboy cat burglar Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: the city of champions Posts: 4,146 Photos: 3	No strength within, no respect without - Kasmiri Proverb

02-01-2007, 03:56 PM	#7
maniclion Cartographer of the Mind Elite Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mens Incognita Posts: 20,437 Photos: 10	I just stick my cat in the toilet with some soap suds, close the lid, let it work itself into a good lather. Then flush three or four times as a spin and rinse cycle. Then I open a pillow case hold it over the front of the toilet and lift the lid....the cat pounces out I catch it. I then open my GF's daughters door, toss the pillow case on her bed and let her know it's time to wake up without saying a word..... "We are like tenant farmers chopping down the fence around our house for fuel when we should be using Natures inexhaustible sources of energy — sun, wind and tide. ... I'd put my money on the sun and solar energy. What a source of power! I hope we don't have to wait until oil and coal run out before we tackle that." Thomas Edison: In conversation with Henry Ford and Harvey Firestone

02-01-2007, 09:47 PM	#14
Witmaster Esprit de Corps Elite Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 4,995 Photos: 6	That's a fucked up video. If it were up to me I'd put every one of those assholes in a 5x5 cage and hammer them with fire hoses for a day or two. NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!! I can run faster mad than you can scared "All right brain... I don't like you and you don't like me. So let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer" ~ Homer Simpson

02-01-2007, 07:06 AM	#2
zombul Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Power Rack Posts: 2,270	That cat was flipping out man that was great.Poor cat.

02-01-2007, 06:04 PM	#8
cappo5150 Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Venice, CA Posts: 2,320 Photos: 1	Dam that was hilarious.

02-01-2007, 06:16 PM	#9
goob Smartass anthropologist Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Anywhere, everywhere, nowhere.... Posts: 5,999	Fucking retards. Do these idiots not know that cats clean themselves? That's just cruel, I hope that cat got out and clawed their eyes out and shat in their mouths. Fuckers.

02-01-2007, 06:18 PM	#10
DOMS Metrosexual Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 22,092 Photos: 1	I'm with you on this, goob. That was pretty fucked up.

02-01-2007, 06:29 PM	#11
KelJu Thats Dr. Keke to you! Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In my imagination. Posts: 10,162 Photos: 2	Assholes!

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