Thread: The kiki's will have their revenge...

That cat was flipping out man that was great.Poor cat.

Pet Spa...

that's fucking ignorant. it's great to scare the shit out of your pet, damage their trust and cause possible injuries like torn claws and pulled muscles. if you're too lazy to properly bathe your pet you shouldn't own one.

Originally Posted by zombul

That cat was flipping out man that was great.Poor cat.

I just stick my cat in the toilet with some soap suds, close the lid, let it work itself into a good lather. Then flush three or four times as a spin and rinse cycle. Then I open a pillow case hold it over the front of the toilet and lift the lid....the cat pounces out I catch it. I then open my GF's daughters door, toss the pillow case on her bed and let her know it's time to wake up without saying a word.....

Dam that was hilarious.

Fucking retards. Do these idiots not know that cats clean themselves?
That's just cruel, I hope that cat got out and clawed their eyes out and shat in their mouths. Fuckers.

I'm with you on this, goob. That was pretty fucked up.

Assholes!

Originally Posted by maniclion

I just stick my cat in the toilet with some soap suds, close the lid, let it work itself into a good lather. Then flush three or four times as a spin and rinse cycle. Then I open a pillow case hold it over the front of the toilet and lift the lid....the cat pounces out I catch it. I then open my GF's daughters door, toss the pillow case on her bed and let her know it's time to wake up without saying a word.....

How To Bathe A Cat --
Thoroughly clean the toilet.

Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids raised to open position.

Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his claws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find.

Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a ''power wash and rinse'' which I have found to be quite effective.

Have someone open the nearest door to the yard and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and this door. Also, be sure that any hallway doors are FULLY opened.

Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids!

The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside, where he will dry himself.
Sincerely,

The DOG


which one of your dogs wrote this

Originally Posted by Little Wing

How To Bathe A Cat --
Thoroughly clean the toilet.

Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids raised to open position.

Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his claws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find.

Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a ''power wash and rinse'' which I have found to be quite effective.

Have someone open the nearest door to the yard and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and this door. Also, be sure that any hallway doors are FULLY opened.

Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids!

The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside, where he will dry himself.
Sincerely,

The DOG


which one of your dogs wrote this