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New nomination for father of the year award (heart warming)



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Old 02-08-2007, 02:43 PM   #1
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New nomination for father of the year award (heart warming)

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/08/tod....ap/index.html




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That piece of shit needs to die a horrible death. I fucking volunteer for the duty.

"The father of a young girl who died of exposure had knocked her unconscious because he was angry she wouldn't go to bed, then took her outside in freezing temperatures and left her there, police said before the man's arraignment Thursday.

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Tiny footprints in the snow suggested she had gotten up and wandered around before she died, police said."
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Old 02-08-2007, 03:35 PM   #4
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Old 02-08-2007, 03:47 PM   #5
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That piece of shit needs to die a horrible death. I fucking volunteer for the duty.

I'll help but I require it to be slow, very very slow.
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Old 02-08-2007, 03:50 PM   #6
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I'll help but I require it to be slow, very very slow.
How about you and me with a one 2" sewing needle apiece?
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Old 02-08-2007, 04:23 PM   #7
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I'd take some liquid Nitrogen and a metal brand and make some marks all over his body, then I'd take some and a cotton swab on a long wooden stick stick it in the NOX and then touch one of his teeth with it, then quickly tap the tooth with a small pick hammer I wonder how bad it would crack? I know it would hurt.... Then I would stick both of his feet into buckets of it while he is in a drug induced sleep for a long time, then a quick shot of adrenaline in his vein will wake him, then I'll laugh as he tries to run on crumbling feet.....


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Old 02-08-2007, 04:25 PM   #8
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For this guy, it can never be enough.
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Old 02-08-2007, 04:33 PM   #9
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I'm not that inventive. I would simply tie him up, put him in a large bath tub, drown him then revive him...Rinse and repeat.
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For this guy, it can never be enough.
I wonder just how long to put the top of his skull into the nox to just make the skull brittle? I'd do that then expose his brain, then see how he behaves after freezing certain sections, then I'd give him a partial lobotomy by frostbite.....then I'll drop him on his parents dorrstep so the can take care of him for the rest of their lives since they failed the first time......if he even has parents...



"We are like tenant farmers chopping down the fence around our house for fuel when we should be using Natures inexhaustible sources of energy — sun, wind and tide. ... I'd put my money on the sun and solar energy. What a source of power! I hope we don't have to wait until oil and coal run out before we tackle that."
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Old 02-08-2007, 04:36 PM   #11
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that's my son's age. how could anyone do that to a child?

asshole.....



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I'm not that inventive. I would simply tie him up, put him in a large bath tub, drown him then revive him...Rinse and repeat.
Make sure he hasn't eaten for a long time before hand so he isn't hacking up buckets full of Fritos....I remember one time when I was 8 my friend Quincy drowned in the community pool and he was all alone, no one found him for a few minutes then a passerby saw him, jumped in and pulled him out, he did CPR unti l the fire dept. came then they went to work and he finally puked up a gallon of shit and started choking and then sat up and I saw all of it. Because when I heard "Some one call for an ambulance!" I came running around the corner from where we were playing football and watched.



"We are like tenant farmers chopping down the fence around our house for fuel when we should be using Natures inexhaustible sources of energy — sun, wind and tide. ... I'd put my money on the sun and solar energy. What a source of power! I hope we don't have to wait until oil and coal run out before we tackle that."
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I can assure I won't be doing mouth to mouth.
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Old 02-08-2007, 04:50 PM   #14
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Cut him apart by the millimeter. Slow shallow cuts, with small areas of work. Provide the needed medical care to prevent death. When he is nothing but a torso, 1 arm, two fingers (so he can wipe his own ass) and a head, begin using non-invasive methods. Remove his eyelids. Sleep deprivation, sound, lighting and imagery, maintain a series of broken torso bones so that every breath will be a constant pain and combine this with the knowledge that it will not end until his natural life cycle is over. Fast death and release from life is not justice. Several decades of torture is ... in my mind ... a better justice.
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Old 02-08-2007, 04:51 PM   #15
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Digusting.

(The story.. not too disgusted or suprised at what you guys would do to him.)



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Cut him apart by the millimeter. Slow shallow cuts, with small areas of work. Provide the needed medical care to prevent death. When he is nothing but a torso, 1 arm, two fingers (so he can wipe his own ass) and a head, begin using non-invasive methods. Remove his eyelids. Sleep deprivation, sound, lighting and imagery, maintain a series of broken torso bones so that every breath will be a constant pain and combine this with the knowledge that it will not end until his natural life cycle is over. Fast death and release from life is not justice. Several decades of torture is ... in my mind ... a better justice.

Ehh, torture has it's place, I wouldn't support it since we have him in custody.
Lock him up for life, and just let him think of what he's done. How foolish he is, how digusting he is. Post some pictures of his daughter frozen in the snow on his wall and let him just think.
You need to be FUCKED up in the head to do such a thing to a defenseless child. I doubt he fully recognizes what he has fully done. Piece of shit guy.



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there are some nights that my son won't sleep, but there's nothing you can do except accomodate.

the nerve of some people.....



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there are some nights that my son won't sleep, but there's nothing you can do except accomodate.

the nerve of some people.....
Just do like my grandma used to do, put a shot of whiskey in a soda and have one yourself and watch him fall asleep. I swear on my honor she used to do that to my father, his brother and his 6 sisters....



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