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02-15-2007, 02:37 PM #1I'm CEO, Bitch! ADMINISTRATOR
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Husband and Wife
A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage. When
asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful
tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had
been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy,
emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry
list of un-met needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time,
the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife
to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately. The woman shut up and
quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband
and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can
you do this?"
The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her
off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."
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02-15-2007, 02:47 PM #2And the winner is...... ELITE MEMBER
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I hope that donkey doesn't have a heinie troll!
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02-15-2007, 02:52 PM #3Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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That's how I'm feeling today...woman started bitching that I didn't do the laundry yesterday, but I never planned on doing it until today, but she didn't have anything to wear to work...she didn't tell me that; how the hell am I supposed to know if she has clothes to wear????
I think women are a little psychotic, is it the lack of enough testosterone or what???Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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02-15-2007, 02:55 PM #4Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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02-15-2007, 03:07 PM #5Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Now that Valentine's Day is out of the way I can quit kissing ass.I hate planning the whole day around a holiday that I am obligated to participate in that is obviously designed for the woman and the woman only.
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02-15-2007, 03:23 PM #6Registered User
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She makes you do her laundry? You gotta be careful. Next thing it'll be her asking you to cook. The next thing you know it, you'll be driving the kids in a minivan to soccer practice.
Originally Posted by maniclion
No Milk, no.
Milk is for babies. When you grow up, you have to drink beer.
Please read and comment on my journal
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02-15-2007, 03:25 PM #7I'm CEO, Bitch! ADMINISTRATOR
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just a little? Originally Posted by maniclion
I think it's the high estrogen and hormone fluctuations.
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02-15-2007, 03:25 PM #8Registered User
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Yea manic, thats across the line. Is she at least watching your football and drinking your beer for you?
You guys are going to lose. You might as well just cheer for me, because Boston isn’t winning in Boston for the season opener. I’m sorry. " - Gilbert Arenas
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02-15-2007, 03:26 PM #9Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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PW Originally Posted by maniclion
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02-15-2007, 03:57 PM #10IDIOT SAVANT
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And that does NOT stand for Pitching Wedge. Originally Posted by zombul
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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02-15-2007, 04:15 PM #11Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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The laundry gets done by whom ever has the time available on their schedule, everyone cooks for themselves usually, maybe 3 times a week she'll cook me some of my favorite foods....no driving to soccer since her daughter has a brand new Jaguar X-type, I have a 2005 Nissan Altima that I take our guard dog to training classes on Thursdays and my GF has the 2003 Nissan Murano....not to mention my gf makes twice the money I do and lavishes me with gifts all the time......in a home with both partners in professional careers everyone has to chip in to get the chores done....we could hire a maid to clean the house 2 times a week, but we prefer to do it ourselves......we are both Obsessive-Compulsive about how the house and laundry are cleaned... Originally Posted by Spud
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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02-15-2007, 04:17 PM #12Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Who got a blow job yesterday? Originally Posted by zombul
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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