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What to do on a plane next to sum1 irritating
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02-18-2007, 07:31 PM
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PISSED!!
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Our home and Native land
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What to do on a plane next to sum1 irritating
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train..
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case. 2. Remove your laptop. 3. Boot it. 4. Make sure the person who won’t leave you alone can see the screen. 5. Open your email client to this message. 6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky. 7. Then hit this link: http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf  Take note: Please take it a joke, it is a joke and has absolutely no evil intent. Peace to the world! Do not try this, we are strongly against it - In real life, might get you in some legal issues! |
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I love dog meat.
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02-18-2007, 07:52 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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Lmao
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02-18-2007, 10:22 PM
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grrrrrr
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: ~headed to the beach~
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Life is a process of becoming, a combination of states we have to go through. Where people fail is that they wish to elect a state and remain in it. This is a kind of death.
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02-18-2007, 10:44 PM
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Lift or Die
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Location: Austin Texas
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That is funny as hell ... aaaaand that will get you federal time. Lots.
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02-19-2007, 06:41 AM
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Metrosexual
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I'm not going to start a thread for this, so I'll post it here. You've gotta wonder if it's real...
When I got back from Montreal last week I had a bunch of Canadian dollars that I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank. It was a short line. Just one guy in front of me...an Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and he was a little irritated! He asked the teller, "Why it change?? Yestoday, I get two huna dolla fo yen. Today I get huna eighty?? Why it change?" The teller shrugged her shoulders and said, "Fluctuations". The Asian guy says, "Fluc you white people too!" |
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I never lie because I don't fear anyone. You only lie when you're afraid.—John Gotti
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02-19-2007, 06:59 AM
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I See©
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02-19-2007, 04:47 PM
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classic
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