If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train..
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Boot it.
4. Make sure the person who won’t leave you alone can see the screen.
5. Open your email client to this message.
6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
7. Then hit this link: http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
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Take note: Please take it a joke, it is a joke and has absolutely no evil intent. Peace to the world!
Do not try this, we are strongly against it - In real life, might get you in some legal issues!

So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
Lmao
Hahahaha, that's great.
I drive a big truck
Life is a process of becoming, a combination of states we have to go through. Where people fail is that they wish to elect a state and remain in it. This is a kind of death.
~Anais Nin
That is funny as hell ... aaaaand that will get you federal time. Lots.

I'm not going to start a thread for this, so I'll post it here. You've gotta wonder if it's real...
When I got back from Montreal last week I had a bunch of Canadian dollars that I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank.
It was a short line. Just one guy in front of me...an Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and he was a little irritated!
He asked the teller, "Why it change?? Yestoday, I get two huna dolla fo yen. Today I get huna eighty?? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged her shoulders and said, "Fluctuations".
The Asian guy says, "Fluc you white people too!"
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
classic
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