50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2006

Decker · 02-21-2007, 03:21 PM

This may have been posted but here it goes.
http://www.buffalobeast.com/113/50_m...hsome_2006.htm

My personal favorites:

50. Ryan Seacrest
Charges: The white man's Casey Kasem. Catchphrase, "Seacrest out," was so despised he was forced to drop it. "Dishes" stories. Approaching hosting ubiquity; may soon be on all television channels. An experimental super-soldier of the vanillification agenda, Seacrest emcees a weekly assault on good taste called "American Idol," poisoning the minds of our children in a preemptive strike against decent music of the future. Ended the year being out-charisma’d by a stroke victim on "Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve 2007."
Exhibit A: "I am looking forward to being part of the E! team. This unique opportunity allows my company to take the next step in providing multimedia content."
Sentence: Head permanently lodged in Brad Pitt's ass.

42. Joe Lieberman
Charges: For a brief, shining moment in ‘06, it looked like the nation might finally be rid of this sniveling sitzpinkler, but Joe Lieberman just keeps coming back, like herpes. Now Lieberman is an unknown quantity and subsequently the most powerful vote in the Senate. Routinely scolds Democrats for "undermining" the president, whose balls have resided in Lieberman's mouth since 9/11.
Exhibit A: "Our troops believe they can win, and that's important."
Sentence: Malfunctioning Connecticut-manufactured artillery shells coat Lieberman with white phosphorus at next Iraq photo op.

2. Richard Mellon Scaife
Charges: The patron saint of rich radical right wing fuckheads. Thanks to a massive fortune bequeathed to him by his superior ancestors and an unhinged reds-under-the-bed paranoia, hateful billionaire Scaife has deluged the worst elements of conservative opinion ghettos with cash, creating an evil empire of artifice. If you're a malicious prig who can't distinguish between Democrats and Stalinists or you're just an amoral mercenary asshole, hang around long enough and Scaife will give you a million dollars. Take a whiff of any breathtakingly cynical PR shitbomb fired at a Democrat since back when the Clinton impeachment was just a gleam in his eye, and you'll detect Scaife's noxious aroma. If it's a fascist think tank with a deceptively benign name or an out and out attack machine with a story about Barack Obama and a dead underaged hooker, you can bet the house that Scaife is the shadowy son of a bitch behind the operation. Since illegally financing Nixon's campaign in 1974 ($990,000 in $3,000 checks to 330 front organizations), Scaife's given hundreds of millions to every major bullshit factory in America—The Heritage Foundation, the American Enterprise Institute, the Arkansas Project, Accuracy in Media, the Media Research Center, GOPAC, the Cato Institute, the American Spectator, Newsmax and a hundred others, as well as a significant fraction of the other names on this list. More than any other individual, this black hole of integrity is responsible for the alarmingly powerful network of phony experts and coordinated liars devoted to tricking you into voting against your own self-interests in service of the richest people in the world—like Richard Mellon Scaife.
Exhibit A: Scaife once dispatched a reporter from his comically Orwellian Pittsburgh Tribune-Review to Northern Pennsylvania to follow up on a "tip" that Russian soldiers had invaded Alleghany National Forest.
Sentence: Drowned in George Soros' excrement.

DOMS · 02-21-2007, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Decker

50. Ryan Seacrest
Charges: The white man's Casey Kasem. Catchphrase, "Seacrest out," was so despised he was forced to drop it. "Dishes" stories. Approaching hosting ubiquity; may soon be on all television channels. An experimental super-soldier of the vanillification agenda, Seacrest emcees a weekly assault on good taste called "American Idol," poisoning the minds of our children in a preemptive strike against decent music of the future. Ended the year being out-charisma’d by a stroke victim on "Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve 2007."

Seacrest makes me wish that I were black.

BigDyl · 02-21-2007, 03:59 PM

That's how those BS institutes thrive, like Cato. Clowns like this guy donate millions to them.

BigDyl · 02-21-2007, 04:02 PM

39. Lee Raymond

Charges: Bears the grotesque physical ugliness of an oligarch born pre-caricatured by Thomas Nast. Seriously, look at the guy; he's a cross between Sloth from The Goonies and Jabba the Hut. CEO of ExxonMobil from 1999 to 2005, Raymond accepted a $400 million retirement package in ‘06, the largest in history. Currently serves as vice chair of the American Enterprise Institute's board of trustees. Appointed by Bush to chair a committee to "lead" Americas Alternative Energy Future, which is oil-billionaire code for "hinder."

the nut · 02-21-2007, 04:22 PM

Who wrote this Hillary or Bill?

BigDyl · 02-21-2007, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by the nut

Who wrote this Hillary or Bill?

It must have been Bill, because they are insulting your hero aka Lee Raymond.

maniclion · 02-21-2007, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by the nut

Who wrote this Hillary or Bill?

I'd have to say Hillary because a)Billy wouldn't slander his friend James Carville and b)She probably loathes Pelosi for being the first woman to reach the highest seat in federal governing, now she really has to work hard to get the presidency so she can be the first to hold the highest position, I don't know why though I mean wasn't she really the Pres. during Billy's years?

BoneCrusher · 02-21-2007, 07:24 PM

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1. John McCain
Charges: The most consistently mischaracterized politician in the country, even McCain's most nakedly self-serving machinations are universally hailed as the bold moves of an independent maverick who really, really, like, cares, man. By virtue of his five-year stay at the Hanoi Hilton and a completely ineffectual campaign finance reform bill (which was itself only PR damage control for his long-forgotten role in the Keating Five), McCain has so successfully snowed America the he could go around kicking puppies all day and he'd be applauded for his authenticity. In reality, McCain is as phony as slimeballs come, having reversed his positions on Roe v. Wade, Bush's tax cuts, the gay marriage amendment and Jerry Falwell in the last year alone, while the mainstream press looked away and whistled nonchalantly. Keeps changing the number of additional troops he thinks should be sent to Iraq, in hopes of extending the disaster beyond the next presidential election, so his decorated veteran status will still be relevant.
Exhibit A: "I hated the gooks, and I will hate them for as long as I live."
Sentence: Back to the bamboo cage.

min0 lee · 02-21-2007, 07:48 PM

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33. Pamela Anderson
Charges: A dead-eyed pneumatic cartoon who's done more to distort the female body image than Barbie and Hugh Hefner combined. There's a phrase for women whose breast implants are bigger than their heads: "Fucking revolting." Selects her mates based on their level of childish helplessness and the size of their meat cannons and then acts surprised when they turn out to be violent, possessive assholes.
Exhibit A: "If I think too much, it kind of freaks me out."
Sentence: Old age.

DOMS · 02-21-2007, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by the nut

Who wrote this Hillary or Bill?

the nut · 02-22-2007, 10:01 AM

Alex Jones could have been a little higher on the list.

Fade · 02-22-2007, 10:39 AM

Albob

ALBOB · 02-22-2007, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Fade

Albob

Ya' know, I was just wondering why I didn't make the list. Guess I'm gonna have to put in a little more effort this year.

DOMS · 02-22-2007, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by ALBOB

Ya' know, I was just wondering why I didn't make the list. Guess I'm gonna have to put in a little more effort this year.

But you're up against a lot of politicians (and political pundits). You're going to have to do something over the top. How about eating the still beating heart of an orphaned minority baby on national telvision?

BoneCrusher · 02-22-2007, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by DOMS

But you're up against a lot of politicians (and political pundits). You're going to have to do something over the top. How about eating the still beating heart of an orphaned minority baby on national telvision?

While pissing on the mexican flag ...

ALBOB · 02-22-2007, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by DOMS

But you're up against a lot of politicians (and political pundits). You're going to have to do something over the top. How about eating the still beating heart of an orphaned minority baby on national telvision?

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Originally Posted by BoneCrusher

While pissing on the mexican flag ...

I've already done all that.

I know, I'll stand in the middle of a government building with a Bible in one hand, the American flag in the other, and I'll say the Pledge of Allegiance. That should do it.

Fade · 02-22-2007, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by ALBOB

I've already done all that.

I know, I'll stand in the middle of a government building with a Bible in one hand, the American flag in the other, and I'll say the Pledge of Allegiance. That should do it.

One Nation under God. Is that offensive enough for ya?

BoneCrusher · 02-22-2007, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by ALBOB

I've already done all that.

I know, I'll stand in the middle of a government building with a Bible in one hand, the American flag in the other, and I'll say the Pledge of Allegiance. That should do it.

If you do it wearing a Confederate uniform you might have more appeal ...

maniclion · 02-22-2007, 02:55 PM

Albob made most loathsome person in the galaxy way back, I think Moses was the one who wrote that list in stone...it was the other half of the 10 Commandments, but Moses dropped it and it busted into a hundred fragments...I think he was one under the Pharaoh of Exodus...

AKIRA · 02-22-2007, 03:07 PM

Can someone post the whole list?

the nut · 02-22-2007, 03:32 PM

Link not working?

02-21-2007, 03:21 PM	#1
Decker % Elite Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Milwaukee Posts: 2,051	50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2006 BODYBUILDING SUPPLEMENTS High Quality Supplements For Bodybuilders and Athletes. www.ironmaglabs.com This may have been posted but here it goes. http://www.buffalobeast.com/113/50_m...hsome_2006.htm My personal favorites: 50. Ryan Seacrest Charges: The white man's Casey Kasem. Catchphrase, "Seacrest out," was so despised he was forced to drop it. "Dishes" stories. Approaching hosting ubiquity; may soon be on all television channels. An experimental super-soldier of the vanillification agenda, Seacrest emcees a weekly assault on good taste called "American Idol," poisoning the minds of our children in a preemptive strike against decent music of the future. Ended the year being out-charisma’d by a stroke victim on "Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve 2007." Exhibit A: "I am looking forward to being part of the E! team. This unique opportunity allows my company to take the next step in providing multimedia content." Sentence: Head permanently lodged in Brad Pitt's ass. 42. Joe Lieberman Charges: For a brief, shining moment in ‘06, it looked like the nation might finally be rid of this sniveling sitzpinkler, but Joe Lieberman just keeps coming back, like herpes. Now Lieberman is an unknown quantity and subsequently the most powerful vote in the Senate. Routinely scolds Democrats for "undermining" the president, whose balls have resided in Lieberman's mouth since 9/11. Exhibit A: "Our troops believe they can win, and that's important." Sentence: Malfunctioning Connecticut-manufactured artillery shells coat Lieberman with white phosphorus at next Iraq photo op. 2. Richard Mellon Scaife Charges: The patron saint of rich radical right wing fuckheads. Thanks to a massive fortune bequeathed to him by his superior ancestors and an unhinged reds-under-the-bed paranoia, hateful billionaire Scaife has deluged the worst elements of conservative opinion ghettos with cash, creating an evil empire of artifice. If you're a malicious prig who can't distinguish between Democrats and Stalinists or you're just an amoral mercenary asshole, hang around long enough and Scaife will give you a million dollars. Take a whiff of any breathtakingly cynical PR shitbomb fired at a Democrat since back when the Clinton impeachment was just a gleam in his eye, and you'll detect Scaife's noxious aroma. If it's a fascist think tank with a deceptively benign name or an out and out attack machine with a story about Barack Obama and a dead underaged hooker, you can bet the house that Scaife is the shadowy son of a bitch behind the operation. Since illegally financing Nixon's campaign in 1974 ($990,000 in $3,000 checks to 330 front organizations), Scaife's given hundreds of millions to every major bullshit factory in America—The Heritage Foundation, the American Enterprise Institute, the Arkansas Project, Accuracy in Media, the Media Research Center, GOPAC, the Cato Institute, the American Spectator, Newsmax and a hundred others, as well as a significant fraction of the other names on this list. More than any other individual, this black hole of integrity is responsible for the alarmingly powerful network of phony experts and coordinated liars devoted to tricking you into voting against your own self-interests in service of the richest people in the world—like Richard Mellon Scaife. Exhibit A: Scaife once dispatched a reporter from his comically Orwellian Pittsburgh Tribune-Review to Northern Pennsylvania to follow up on a "tip" that Russian soldiers had invaded Alleghany National Forest. Sentence: Drowned in George Soros' excrement.

02-21-2007, 04:22 PM	#5
the nut striking down sinners Elite Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: ct Posts: 2,209 Photos: 6	Who wrote this Hillary or Bill?
	*I hope that donkey doesn't have a heinie troll!*

02-22-2007, 10:01 AM	#11
the nut striking down sinners Elite Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: ct Posts: 2,209 Photos: 6	Alex Jones could have been a little higher on the list.
	*I hope that donkey doesn't have a heinie troll!*

02-22-2007, 03:07 PM	#20
AKIRA I am Rollo Tomassee.. Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Outside the box Posts: 7,494 Photos: 3	Can someone post the whole list?
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02-22-2007, 03:32 PM	#21
the nut striking down sinners Elite Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: ct Posts: 2,209 Photos: 6	Link not working?
	*I hope that donkey doesn't have a heinie troll!*

02-22-2007, 10:39 AM	#12
Fade I'm the daddy Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Houston, Tx Posts: 3,007 Photos: 5	Albob

02-22-2007, 02:55 PM	#19
maniclion Catalyst Elite Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Hawaii, selling munitions for the war on EcoTerror Posts: 17,364 Photos: 10	Albob made most loathsome person in the galaxy way back, I think Moses was the one who wrote that list in stone...it was the other half of the 10 Commandments, but Moses dropped it and it busted into a hundred fragments...I think he was one under the Pharaoh of Exodus...

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