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02-22-2007, 12:13 PM #1Registered User
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How easy are girls on cruises?
Me and seven of my buddies are going on a cruise on March2-5 to Ensanada for the second half of one of our buddies bachelor parties. All but two of us are 21 and the others are 20. None of us are going for the shows of the food spicifically, we are all going to see how many times we can score if at all. and to see all the skin we can while taking pics (women of course). My question is how easy are the girls on cruises? Any advice or cool stories would be appriciated!
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02-22-2007, 12:20 PM #2Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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02-22-2007, 12:23 PM #3Lift or Die ELITE MEMBER
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You'll get all the pussy you can handle ... just ignore the fact that all the women have blue hair, may have fucked your grandpa back when he was your age, bought Frank Sinatra records when they were new, and prolly voted for Ike and you might even enjoy it.
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02-22-2007, 12:27 PM #4Registered User
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Hah!! A lot of people told me that! I'm not going on a Norwegian cruise line of a Disney cruise its actually Royal Carribean and its around spring break. My buddies travel agent told us from the beggining of March through August their would be plenty of girls our age.
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02-22-2007, 12:28 PM #5Registered User
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Come on, the older ladies need some too
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02-22-2007, 12:28 PM #6cat burglar
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Go to an old folks home- same crowd but easier on the pocketbook.
No strength within, no respect without - Kasmiri Proverb
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02-22-2007, 12:33 PM #7Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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With the right drugs, every girl is easy.
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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02-22-2007, 12:34 PM #8pedal pedal pedal MODERATOR
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LMAO
Originally Posted by evan_42
Yeah, he wasn't just trying to make a sale or anything.
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02-22-2007, 12:35 PM #9Smartass anthropologist ELITE MEMBER
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How do you think Manic is so promiscuous? Originally Posted by DOMS
With the right drugs, every girl is easy.
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02-22-2007, 12:38 PM #10I bike to work.
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This is lame.
The girls are only as easy as you are suave. Present an aura of sex god and you'll get pussy. Act like a fucking douchebag weenie and you'll be playing shuffleboard with the old people.
It's all in the game. And my assumption is that since you posted this thread you'll be playing shuffleboard.
Bitch.
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02-22-2007, 12:46 PM #11Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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I bet BigDyl is a shuffleboard expert! Originally Posted by Pianomahnn
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02-22-2007, 12:52 PM #12Elite Kiki ELITE MEMBER
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How did you know about that? Originally Posted by zombul
Total ownage. Originally Posted by kbm8795
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02-22-2007, 01:13 PM #13Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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If you are talking to a girl only to fuck her, you probably won't get laid. Women can smell that from a mile away. Now if you look like Brad Pit, it wouldn't matter.
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02-22-2007, 01:27 PM #14Moderator MODERATOR
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You join this forum to ask about girls on a cruise?
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02-22-2007, 01:27 PM #15I am Rollo Tomassee.. ELITE MEMBER
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02-22-2007, 01:29 PM #16Señor Member ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by Pianomahnn
What if you enjoy playing shuffleboard? Can you get pussy AND play shuffleboard?
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02-22-2007, 01:49 PM #17Registered User
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Check out this Cruise line you'll have a great time
http://www.atlantisevents.com/
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02-22-2007, 01:51 PM #18Smartass anthropologist ELITE MEMBER
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I guess we now know that you prefer to 'lodge' in the stern.... Originally Posted by NordicNacho
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02-22-2007, 01:53 PM #19Lift or Die ELITE MEMBER
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JesusfuckingHChrist they have an all gay cruise ship line? Originally Posted by NordicNacho
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02-22-2007, 02:00 PM #20Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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And Nacho was the only person that new anything about it. Originally Posted by BoneCrusher
Is he try ing to tell us something?
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02-22-2007, 03:10 PM #21I am Rollo Tomassee.. ELITE MEMBER
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Although, I did find this thread pathetic, friends of mine have mentioned a trip on a cruise. Of course, they mentioned it for the sake of being ON A CRUISE, but the thought of getting some ass did come up.
Seems like an alright vacation, I just dont know which cruise line would be most likely to have people in my age bracket.6' 217lbs (10/18)
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02-22-2007, 03:25 PM #22I bike to work.
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I guess. But that's just weird. Originally Posted by ReproMan
What if you enjoy playing shuffleboard? Can you get pussy AND play shuffleboard?
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02-22-2007, 03:40 PM #23Registered User
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Depends on how much of a hoe the chick is and how cocked she is. Then she'll probably wanna casual fuck just as much. Originally Posted by KelJu
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Originally Posted by Jodi
You join this forum to ask about girls on a cruise?
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02-22-2007, 03:50 PM #25cat burglar
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Go to have a good time -despite if you get laid- and everything will likely work out. And if that doesn't work- and it sucks ass- jump ship.
No strength within, no respect without - Kasmiri Proverb
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02-22-2007, 06:16 PM #26Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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If it's a Casino Cruise then you'll have a better chance of their being some hot chicks, but most likely you'll find middle-aged married women taking a cruise with their girlfriends away from their hubbies, then you'll find just marrieds and then some retirees....your best action might come from the employees like waitresses and bartender chicks.
I think your best chances would come around Spring Break when the college girls might be out...Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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02-22-2007, 06:33 PM #27Registered User
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Well I guess the thread is pathetic. I originally joined in hopes of asking people real bodybuilding questions, but after seeing that no one puts thier real pictures up and all your lifting stats are as low as they are I decided to leave a thread About a cruise and leave the lifting questions up to people on another site where they actually show that they are bodybuilders.
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Your third post is a beauty. Originally Posted by evan_42
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02-22-2007, 06:38 PM #29Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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This is me in the picture below, I am more into keeping in shape I inspire to be a fitness model...i'll leave the big muscles for the big boys. Originally Posted by evan_42
PM me if you want the rest.
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02-22-2007, 06:48 PM #30Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by evan_42
Most of the folks here are honest about what they are lifting and don't bloat their stats so they look cool online, and further more Mr. Fagvomit bodybuilding isn't about the numbers you can stack on a bar, it's about the numbers you can get on a measuring tape and on a scale while keeping the fat %'s down.....so go do what ever you do well you freakin' hiney weasel!!!!Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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