How easy are girls on cruises?

evan_42 · 02-22-2007, 12:13 PM

Me and seven of my buddies are going on a cruise on March2-5 to Ensanada for the second half of one of our buddies bachelor parties. All but two of us are 21 and the others are 20. None of us are going for the shows of the food spicifically, we are all going to see how many times we can score if at all. and to see all the skin we can while taking pics (women of course). My question is how easy are the girls on cruises? Any advice or cool stories would be appriciated!

Doublebase · 02-22-2007, 12:20 PM

BoneCrusher · 02-22-2007, 12:23 PM

You'll get all the pussy you can handle ... just ignore the fact that all the women have blue hair, may have fucked your grandpa back when he was your age, bought Frank Sinatra records when they were new, and prolly voted for Ike and you might even enjoy it.

evan_42 · 02-22-2007, 12:27 PM

Hah!! A lot of people told me that! I'm not going on a Norwegian cruise line of a Disney cruise its actually Royal Carribean and its around spring break. My buddies travel agent told us from the beggining of March through August their would be plenty of girls our age.

NeilPearson · 02-22-2007, 12:28 PM

Come on, the older ladies need some too

Bakerboy · 02-22-2007, 12:28 PM

Go to an old folks home- same crowd but easier on the pocketbook.

DOMS · 02-22-2007, 12:33 PM

With the right drugs, every girl is easy.

**I Are Baboon** · 02-22-2007, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by evan_42

My buddies travel agent told us from the beggining of March through August their would be plenty of girls our age.

LMAO

Yeah, he wasn't just trying to make a sale or anything.

goob · 02-22-2007, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by DOMS

With the right drugs, every girl is easy.

How do you think Manic is so promiscuous?

Pianomahnn · 02-22-2007, 12:38 PM

This is lame.

The girls are only as easy as you are suave. Present an aura of sex god and you'll get pussy. Act like a fucking douchebag weenie and you'll be playing shuffleboard with the old people.

It's all in the game. And my assumption is that since you posted this thread you'll be playing shuffleboard.

Bitch.

zombul · 02-22-2007, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Pianomahnn

This is lame.

The girls are only as easy as you are suave. Present an aura of sex god and you'll get pussy. Act like a fucking douchebag weenie and you'll be playing shuffleboard with the old people.

It's all in the game. And my assumption is that since you posted this thread you'll be playing shuffleboard.

Bitch.

I bet BigDyl is a shuffleboard expert!

BigDyl · 02-22-2007, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by zombul

I bet BigDyl is a shuffleboard expert!

How did you know about that?

KelJu · 02-22-2007, 01:13 PM

If you are talking to a girl only to fuck her, you probably won't get laid. Women can smell that from a mile away. Now if you look like Brad Pit, it wouldn't matter.

**Jodi** · 02-22-2007, 01:27 PM

You join this forum to ask about girls on a cruise?

AKIRA · 02-22-2007, 01:27 PM

Problem Solved!

ReproMan · 02-22-2007, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pianomahnn

This is lame.

The girls are only as easy as you are suave. Present an aura of sex god and you'll get pussy. Act like a fucking douchebag weenie and you'll be playing shuffleboard with the old people.

It's all in the game. And my assumption is that since you posted this thread you'll be playing shuffleboard.

Bitch.

What if you enjoy playing shuffleboard? Can you get pussy AND play shuffleboard?

NordicNacho · 02-22-2007, 01:49 PM

Check out this Cruise line you'll have a great time

http://www.atlantisevents.com/

goob · 02-22-2007, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by NordicNacho

Check out this Cruise line you'll have a great time

http://www.atlantisevents.com/

I guess we now know that you prefer to 'lodge' in the stern....

BoneCrusher · 02-22-2007, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by NordicNacho

Check out this Cruise line you'll have a great time

http://www.atlantisevents.com/

JesusfuckingHChrist they have an all gay cruise ship line?

zombul · 02-22-2007, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by BoneCrusher

JesusfuckingHChrist they have an all gay cruise ship line?

And Nacho was the only person that new anything about it.

Is he try ing to tell us something?

AKIRA · 02-22-2007, 03:10 PM

Although, I did find this thread pathetic, friends of mine have mentioned a trip on a cruise. Of course, they mentioned it for the sake of being ON A CRUISE, but the thought of getting some ass did come up.

Seems like an alright vacation, I just dont know which cruise line would be most likely to have people in my age bracket.

Pianomahnn · 02-22-2007, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReproMan

What if you enjoy playing shuffleboard? Can you get pussy AND play shuffleboard?

I guess. But that's just weird.

Goodfella9783 · 02-22-2007, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KelJu

If you are talking to a girl only to fuck her, you probably won't get laid. Women can smell that from a mile away. Now if you look like Brad Pit, it wouldn't matter.

Depends on how much of a hoe the chick is and how cocked she is. Then she'll probably wanna casual fuck just as much.

Mista · 02-22-2007, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jodi

You join this forum to ask about girls on a cruise?

Bakerboy · 02-22-2007, 03:50 PM

Go to have a good time -despite if you get laid- and everything will likely work out. And if that doesn't work- and it sucks ass- jump ship.

maniclion · 02-22-2007, 06:16 PM

If it's a Casino Cruise then you'll have a better chance of their being some hot chicks, but most likely you'll find middle-aged married women taking a cruise with their girlfriends away from their hubbies, then you'll find just marrieds and then some retirees....your best action might come from the employees like waitresses and bartender chicks.

I think your best chances would come around Spring Break when the college girls might be out...

evan_42 · 02-22-2007, 06:33 PM

Well I guess the thread is pathetic. I originally joined in hopes of asking people real bodybuilding questions, but after seeing that no one puts thier real pictures up and all your lifting stats are as low as they are I decided to leave a thread About a cruise and leave the lifting questions up to people on another site where they actually show that they are bodybuilders.

min0 lee · 02-22-2007, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by evan_42

Well I guess the thread is pathetic. I originally joined in hopes of asking people real bodybuilding questions, but after seeing that no one puts their real pictures up and all your lifting stats are as low as they are I decided to leave a thread About a cruise and leave the lifting questions up to people

02-22-2007, 12:13 PM	#1
evan_42 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Cali Posts: 5	How easy are girls on cruises? Me and seven of my buddies are going on a cruise on March2-5 to Ensanada for the second half of one of our buddies bachelor parties. All but two of us are 21 and the others are 20. None of us are going for the shows of the food spicifically, we are all going to see how many times we can score if at all. and to see all the skin we can while taking pics (women of course). My question is how easy are the girls on cruises? Any advice or cool stories would be appriciated!

02-22-2007, 12:20 PM	#2
Doublebase Lightweight, Ya Buddy! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Philly Posts: 6,472	wow.

02-22-2007, 12:28 PM	#6
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02-22-2007, 01:27 PM	#15
AKIRA I am Rollo Tomassee.. Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Outside the box Posts: 7,657 Photos: 3	Problem Solved!
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02-22-2007, 01:49 PM	#17
NordicNacho Registered User Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,415 Photos: 18	Check out this Cruise line you'll have a great time http://www.atlantisevents.com/
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02-22-2007, 12:23 PM	#3
BoneCrusher Lift or Die Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Austin Texas Posts: 8,492	You'll get all the pussy you can handle ... just ignore the fact that all the women have blue hair, may have fucked your grandpa back when he was your age, bought Frank Sinatra records when they were new, and prolly voted for Ike and you might even enjoy it.

02-22-2007, 12:27 PM	#4
evan_42 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Cali Posts: 5	Hah!! A lot of people told me that! I'm not going on a Norwegian cruise line of a Disney cruise its actually Royal Carribean and its around spring break. My buddies travel agent told us from the beggining of March through August their would be plenty of girls our age.

02-22-2007, 12:28 PM	#5
NeilPearson Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 2,274	Come on, the older ladies need some too

02-22-2007, 12:38 PM	#10
Pianomahnn I bike to work. Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 1,224 Photos: 6	This is lame. The girls are only as easy as you are suave. Present an aura of sex god and you'll get pussy. Act like a fucking douchebag weenie and you'll be playing shuffleboard with the old people. It's all in the game. And my assumption is that since you posted this thread you'll be playing shuffleboard. Bitch.

02-22-2007, 01:27 PM	#14
Jodi Super Moderator Super Moderator Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 22,265 Photos: 1	You join this forum to ask about girls on a cruise?

02-22-2007, 03:10 PM	#21
AKIRA I am Rollo Tomassee.. Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Outside the box Posts: 7,657 Photos: 3	Although, I did find this thread pathetic, friends of mine have mentioned a trip on a cruise. Of course, they mentioned it for the sake of being ON A CRUISE, but the thought of getting some ass did come up. Seems like an alright vacation, I just dont know which cruise line would be most likely to have people in my age bracket.
	6' 209lbs (8/16) Bench 360 (11/29) Weighted Pullups 80lbs 3x3 (3/19) Squat 370 Deadlift after herniation 385lbs 3x3 (3/17) NASM certified 2/06 Journal

02-22-2007, 03:50 PM	#25
Bakerboy cat burglar Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: the city of champions Posts: 4,146 Photos: 3	Go to have a good time -despite if you get laid- and everything will likely work out. And if that doesn't work- and it sucks ass- jump ship.
	No strength within, no respect without - Kasmiri Proverb

02-22-2007, 06:16 PM	#26
maniclion Catalyst Elite Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Hawaii, selling munitions for the war on EcoTerror Posts: 17,661 Photos: 10	If it's a Casino Cruise then you'll have a better chance of their being some hot chicks, but most likely you'll find middle-aged married women taking a cruise with their girlfriends away from their hubbies, then you'll find just marrieds and then some retirees....your best action might come from the employees like waitresses and bartender chicks. I think your best chances would come around Spring Break when the college girls might be out...

02-22-2007, 06:33 PM	#27
evan_42 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Cali Posts: 5	Well I guess the thread is pathetic. I originally joined in hopes of asking people real bodybuilding questions, but after seeing that no one puts thier real pictures up and all your lifting stats are as low as they are I decided to leave a thread About a cruise and leave the lifting questions up to people on another site where they actually show that they are bodybuilders.