The Batman vs. Superman

min0 lee · 02-25-2007, 10:25 AM

No contest, Superman would definitly win.

DOMS · 02-25-2007, 10:29 AM

This has been discussed at length (for decades). The general consensus has been that who ever gets the drop on the other will win.

bulletproof1 · 02-25-2007, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by min0 lee

No contest, Superman would definitly win.

DOMS · 02-25-2007, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by bulletproof1

Hero...ist...uhhh...super-powered...ist...uhhhh...

Wait! I got it! Superman isn't human and you're only voting for he because he's your kind...racist!

min0 lee · 02-25-2007, 10:46 AM

This is Marvel against DC....from a link.

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KelJu · 02-25-2007, 10:48 AM

Batman made a kryptonite bullet to kill superman with in case superman ever turned evil. Bat did the same thing with everyone in the justice league. They found out that batman kept secret files on everyone so they kicked him out of the league.

Batman can not be beat, because he is too smart and will escape from every situation.

fufu · 02-25-2007, 10:48 AM

Superman would beat anybody. He is the worst super hero ever.

min0 lee · 02-25-2007, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by KelJu

Batman made a kryptonite bullet to kill superman with in case superman ever turned evil. Bat did the same thing with everyone in the justice league. They found out that batman kept secret files on everyone so they kicked him out of the league.

Batman can not be beat, because he is too smart and will escape from every situation.

They kicked him out?

DOMS · 02-25-2007, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by KelJu

Batman made a kryptonite bullet to kill superman with in case superman ever turned evil. Bat did the same thing with everyone in the justice league. They found out that batman kept secret files on everyone so they kicked him out of the league.

Batman can not be beat, because he is too smart and will escape from every situation.

Exactly. Batman was paranoid. The only person that he ever trusted was Alfred.

He did keep files on every super-being (hero or villain) and had plans to "neutralize" any of them; Including Superman.

Doublebase · 02-25-2007, 12:47 PM

Superman hands down.

Jarhed · 02-25-2007, 12:54 PM

Superman all the way!

**Gazhole** · 02-25-2007, 01:19 PM

Batman isnt a fucking superhero. He has no powers! He is a rich dude with too much time on his hands and a serious rubber suit fetish. He is a wannabe.

Superman has powers, awesome powers. He is one of the most powerful superheros. Sure people could make various kryptonite weapons, but REGULAR weapons would take Batman out of the picture.

It's academic anyway.

Bluntman and Chronic would 0wn everybody.

min0 lee · 02-25-2007, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by DOMS

Exactly. Batman was paranoid. The only person that he ever trusted was Alfred.

He did keep files on every super-being (hero or villain) and had plans to "neutralize" any of them; Including Superman.

I imagine he would use it if Superman were to turn evil and he would try to destroy the world.

Spud · 02-25-2007, 01:46 PM

Batman would probably invent some fucking Superman killing apparatus thought shoots out from his belt.

BigDyl · 02-25-2007, 01:47 PM

I'm batman. It's what I do.

DOMS · 02-25-2007, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by min0 lee

I imagine he would use it if Superman were to turn evil and he would try to destroy the world.

It did happen.

KelJu · 02-25-2007, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Gazhole

Batman isnt a fucking superhero. He has no powers! He is a rich dude with too much time on his hands and a serious rubber suit fetish. He is a wannabe.

Superman has powers, awesome powers. He is one of the most powerful superheros. Sure people could make various kryptonite weapons, but REGULAR weapons would take Batman out of the picture.

It's academic anyway.

Bluntman and Chronic would 0wn everybody.

That is why Batman is so great. He can kick the shit out of superheroes that have superpowers with only his intellect. Every superhero has some weakness, but Batman had none. He is the most well rounded of all comic heroes.

min0 lee · 02-25-2007, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by BigDyl

I'm batman. It's what I do.

min0 lee · 02-25-2007, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by DOMS

It did happen.

I never really read DC, I preferred Marvel over them.

I now regret I did.

**Gazhole** · 02-25-2007, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by KelJu

That is why Batman is so great. He can kick the shit out of superheroes that have superpowers with only his intellect. Every superhero has some weakness, but Batman had none. He is the most well rounded of all comic heroes.

It's a good point, but if we're talking straight up fisticuffs rather than your regular crime-fighting situations, i think old Brucey is pretty fucked.

BoneCrusher · 02-25-2007, 04:46 PM

Straight on brawl Superman kicks Batman's butt around Metropolis and drives away in a pretty cool car. With time to get his game on then Batman would pwn Superman & end up with a nice rock collection.

**Gazhole** · 02-25-2007, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by BoneCrusher

Straight on brawl Superman kicks Batman's butt around Metropolis and drives away in a pretty cool car. With time to get his game on then Batman would pwn Superman & end up with a nice rock collection.

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BoneCrusher Lift or Die Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Austin Texas Posts: 8,545	Straight on brawl Superman kicks Batman's butt around Metropolis and drives away in a pretty cool car. With time to get his game on then Batman would pwn Superman & end up with a nice rock collection.