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02-25-2007, 03:43 PM #1Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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James Cameron Discovered The Final Resting Place of Jesus Christ
Just when I lost all hope.
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Has James Cameron Discovered The Final Resting Place of Jesus Christ?
Hey folks, Harry here... as the New York Comic Con comes to a close this Sunday - and the Oscars wane on into the twilight hours - James Cameron is apparently going to be holding a press conference in New York where allegedly he will be unveiling the Coffins of Jesus, Mary and Mary Magdalene... apparently with the bodies inside.
Um. Yeah. So, while he's been prepping his return to fictional filmmaking, he's been working on a new documentary... one that claims to have the bones of Jesus Christ on display. I'm not real sure how anyone is going to prove that this Jesus is THE Jesus - short of dipping a bone in a goblet of water and it turning to wine, but prepare for one holy heck of alot of publicity, hatred, hope and vile.
Finding the physical remains of THE Jesus Christ - if somehow proven authentic - I'm not real sure what this will mean - ultimately revealing the body of Christ and apparently His Son... could very well mean... well whatever one can interpret it to mean. Very curious how this will play out Monday. There's apparently a documentary and more - which you read about over at TIME's Blog on the Middle East.
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Uh, yea and he can prove it was him, because they had DNA recognition back in 10 B.C.
Like seriously, wtf. I mean, if it were possible, at all to prove it.
That would be really amazing....I mean, I'm not trying to sound sacreligious here.
But damn, think of the uproar.
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Originally Posted by Brachiisaurus
Uh, yea and he can prove it was him, because they had DNA recognition back in 10 B.C.
Like seriously, wtf. I mean, if it were possible, at all to prove it.
That would be really amazing....I mean, I'm not trying to sound sacreligious here.
But damn, think of the uproar.
were going to have to clone him to find out
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Wow, that would be freaky. Originally Posted by NordicNacho
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They already have: Originally Posted by NordicNacho
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Originally Posted by Spud
They already have:Total ownage. Originally Posted by kbm8795
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If they can extract DNA from the bones then they can compare the DNA to mine and if it matches then there is the proof...
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but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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Originally Posted by BigDyl
You can't put Eddie Vedder in with those clowns. Eddie Vedder had talent.
One of my favorites!“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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They extracted DNA from Jesus Christ 10 years (B)efore (C)hrist??? Originally Posted by Brachiisaurus
Uh, yea and he can prove it was him, because they had DNA recognition back in 10 B.C.
Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???
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better article: http://www.thestar.com/News/article/185534
Interesting stuff."If you don't bend those legs and do those squats, you'll never reach your potential."
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They always said he was ahead of his time....... Originally Posted by ALBOB
They extracted DNA from Jesus Christ 10 years (B)efore (C)hrist???
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02-26-2007, 12:07 PM #14And the winner is...... ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by maniclion
That Jesus was a drug addict?
I hope that donkey doesn't have a heinie troll!
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Exactly! Originally Posted by ALBOB
They extracted DNA from Jesus Christ 10 years (B)efore (C)hrist???
It just doesn't make sense.
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