James Cameron Discovered The Final Resting Place of Jesus Christ

min0 lee · 02-25-2007, 03:43 PM

Just when I lost all hope.

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31688

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Has James Cameron Discovered The Final Resting Place of Jesus Christ?

Hey folks, Harry here... as the New York Comic Con comes to a close this Sunday - and the Oscars wane on into the twilight hours - James Cameron is apparently going to be holding a press conference in New York where allegedly he will be unveiling the Coffins of Jesus, Mary and Mary Magdalene... apparently with the bodies inside.

Um. Yeah. So, while he's been prepping his return to fictional filmmaking, he's been working on a new documentary... one that claims to have the bones of Jesus Christ on display. I'm not real sure how anyone is going to prove that this Jesus is THE Jesus - short of dipping a bone in a goblet of water and it turning to wine, but prepare for one holy heck of alot of publicity, hatred, hope and vile.

Finding the physical remains of THE Jesus Christ - if somehow proven authentic - I'm not real sure what this will mean - ultimately revealing the body of Christ and apparently His Son... could very well mean... well whatever one can interpret it to mean. Very curious how this will play out Monday. There's apparently a documentary and more - which you read about over at TIME's Blog on the Middle East.

Little Wing · 02-25-2007, 04:23 PM

Brachiisaurus · 02-25-2007, 04:51 PM

Uh, yea and he can prove it was him, because they had DNA recognition back in 10 B.C.

Like seriously, wtf. I mean, if it were possible, at all to prove it.
That would be really amazing....I mean, I'm not trying to sound sacreligious here.

But damn, think of the uproar.

NordicNacho · 02-25-2007, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Brachiisaurus

Uh, yea and he can prove it was him, because they had DNA recognition back in 10 B.C.

Like seriously, wtf. I mean, if it were possible, at all to prove it.
That would be really amazing....I mean, I'm not trying to sound sacreligious here.

But damn, think of the uproar.

were going to have to clone him to find out

Brachiisaurus · 02-25-2007, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by NordicNacho

were going to have to clone him to find out

Wow, that would be freaky.

Spud · 02-25-2007, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by NordicNacho

were going to have to clone him to find out

They already have:

BigDyl · 02-25-2007, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Spud

They already have:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0U38Nv3uXQ

maniclion · 02-26-2007, 03:55 AM

If they can extract DNA from the bones then they can compare the DNA to mine and if it matches then there is the proof...

Gordo · 02-26-2007, 04:18 AM

http://time-blog.com/middle_east/200...the_crypt.html

KelJu · 02-26-2007, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by BigDyl

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0U38Nv3uXQ

You can't put Eddie Vedder in with those clowns. Eddie Vedder had talent.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJ-h3j_g-eE

One of my favorites!

ALBOB · 02-26-2007, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Brachiisaurus

Uh, yea and he can prove it was him, because they had DNA recognition back in 10 B.C.

They extracted DNA from Jesus Christ 10 years (B)efore (C)hrist???

Gordo · 02-26-2007, 08:28 AM

better article: http://www.thestar.com/News/article/185534

Interesting stuff.

goob · 02-26-2007, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by ALBOB

They extracted DNA from Jesus Christ 10 years (B)efore (C)hrist???

They always said he was ahead of his time.......

the nut · 02-26-2007, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by maniclion

If they can extract DNA from the bones then they can compare the DNA to mine and if it matches then there is the proof...

That Jesus was a drug addict?

Brachiisaurus · 02-26-2007, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by ALBOB

They extracted DNA from Jesus Christ 10 years (B)efore (C)hrist???

Exactly!
It just doesn't make sense.

02-26-2007, 04:18 AM	#9
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Brachiisaurus Registered User Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 956	Uh, yea and he can prove it was him, because they had DNA recognition back in 10 B.C. Like seriously, wtf. I mean, if it were possible, at all to prove it. That would be really amazing....I mean, I'm not trying to sound sacreligious here. But damn, think of the uproar.

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maniclion Catalyst Elite Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Hawaii, selling munitions for the war on EcoTerror Posts: 17,271 Photos: 10	If they can extract DNA from the bones then they can compare the DNA to mine and if it matches then there is the proof...