Sexy, funny, hardcore: Testosterone (incl. updates)

Little Wing · 05-09-2007, 01:04 AM

Shortly after her wedding, the newlywed wife is complaining to her mother about her husband's insatiable sexual appetite.

"He wants to do it 15 times a day, anytime, anyplace, anywhere -- on the table, on the stairs, on the sofa, in the car, in the morning, in the afternoon, and in the evening. I can barely walk anymore!"

The mother advises her daughter to tell him that she has her period, which seems like a good idea.

So that evening, when the husband comes home from work, he proceeds to undress himself and his wife, when she stops him.

"I'm sorry sweetie, but it's that time of the month."

The husband gets up, looks at his wife, and says, "It's all good honey. I understand." He puts on a robe and walks away.

The wife is somewhat surprised at the mature reaction of her husband, until a few minutes later he returns holding two glasses and a bottle of champagne.

So she asks, "What's going on, dear?"

"We're celebrating!" he replies.

"Celebrating? What exactly are we celebrating?" she asks.

"Anal sex week!"

Little Wing · 05-09-2007, 01:07 AM

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."

Said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.

God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you allowed yourselves to be dominated by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

And the man replied, "I don't really know. My wife just told me to stand here."

Mista · 05-09-2007, 01:15 AM

Every mans dream

Little Wing · 05-09-2007, 01:30 AM

Motocross Training Video - The Humor Archives - funny jokes, pictures, cartoons and movies

Little Wing · 05-09-2007, 01:42 AM

How to put on a bra

Little Wing · 05-09-2007, 01:43 AM

Little Wing · 05-09-2007, 02:03 AM

Stone car arse - The Humor Archives - funny jokes, pictures, cartoons and movies

Witchblade · 05-17-2007, 07:20 AM

I bought a new painting, what do you think?

**P-funk** · 05-17-2007, 08:11 AM

link no work.

this is my favorite thread.

Witchblade · 05-17-2007, 09:17 AM

The painting:

Brachiisaurus · 05-17-2007, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Wing

How to put on a bra

that was awesome

edit- but too bad it didn't show her goods

ReproMan · 05-17-2007, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witchblade

The painting:

Oh. So the link did work.

Little Wing · 05-17-2007, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witchblade

The painting:

DOMS will love it

. I'm still deciding... I like white a lot too but i usually go for more of a white on white pattern.

Witchblade · 05-17-2007, 12:17 PM

Hardcore
Lotus Elise racing For those interested in car racing. Hoax or not, his driving skills are amazing.

Rodney Mullen awesome skating

Interesting
Fireworks and lightning

Speed Painting Must See!

Porn is big business

Now this is home cinema

100 quotes, 100 movies, 100 numbers Countdown from 100 using film quotes. For the movie lovers among us.

Clouds wave formation; Wiki explanation on gravity waves

Lightning strikes in your backyard

A History of Everything in 10min Unless you're a creationist, a Must-see!

From egg to chicken

Games
Urban stickman sniper

Other
Japanese girls with superpowers wrestling The japs are fucking weird.

Anti speeding campaign ad: heavy...

Now this is fresh fish

Zebra vs rhino

Cat vs turtle

The body baker

5000 pigeons in a car

Photoshop: how to make a girl slim

Extra terrestial bitch

Real life crash

Air sex This is really fucking sad!

Funny
Dog rapes duck

Family guy vs Capcom

Simpsons vs Family Guy

Urban sports: knock and don't run

For Little Wing
Baby compilation

Sexy
Thong girl

Keeley Hazell

Kyla Cole

http://img134.imagevenue.com/img.php...282P040110.jpg
http://img140.imagevenue.com/img.php...ssue45_25.jpeg

And...

Little Wing · 05-17-2007, 12:56 PM

ha the babies are great but why is dog rapes duck a girl in a thong

Little Wing · 05-17-2007, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witchblade

Real life crash

oh shit!!

Witchblade · 05-17-2007, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Wing

oh shit!!

That's what I thought when I saw her rack!

Oh... right, the crash.

And dog rapes duck is a girl in a thong indeed.

Messed up that link, it's the same as 'thong girl' under Sexy.

Witchblade · 05-18-2007, 09:59 AM

I also bought a new bike, what do you think?

Witchblade · 05-19-2007, 06:30 PM

Today's theme is sports.

Other
Top 10 sports accidents

Great moments in video Watch this one!

Soccer bloopers

Best of youtube (the uploader claims) First 4mins with the animals are best.

Little Wing · 05-19-2007, 11:19 PM

PHOTO COMPETITION, PHOTOGRAPHIC COMPETITION, FOTO, PHOTO, CONTEST

Photos from Last 5 Years Ranked by Photographer's Average Rating - photo.net

Witchblade · 05-20-2007, 08:02 AM

I like that one. I'm a big fan of black & white pics.

Little Wing · 05-20-2007, 06:34 PM

i spent all day sorting images.... i'm addicted.

Little Wing · 05-21-2007, 02:16 PM

SeeqPod Music

Little Wing · 05-21-2007, 02:54 PM

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Blue Oyster Cult_-_Burning For You

Little Wing · 05-21-2007, 02:56 PM

Arnold Schwarzenegger - The Weather Girls_-_It's Raining Men

Little Wing · 05-21-2007, 03:00 PM

YouTube Video

Little Wing · 05-21-2007, 03:05 PM

YouTube Video

Little Wing · 05-21-2007, 03:11 PM

Arnold Schwarzenegger strips

YouTube Video

Little Wing · 05-21-2007, 03:30 PM

HAMLET IS BACK .ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER .TRAILER . AMDSFILMS

YouTube Video

The Trailer Mash » Hamlet Is Back (mashup)

05-09-2007, 01:02 AM	#91
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,757 Photos: 191	"MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

05-09-2007, 01:04 AM	#92
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,757 Photos: 191	Shortly after her wedding, the newlywed wife is complaining to her mother about her husband's insatiable sexual appetite. "He wants to do it 15 times a day, anytime, anyplace, anywhere -- on the table, on the stairs, on the sofa, in the car, in the morning, in the afternoon, and in the evening. I can barely walk anymore!" The mother advises her daughter to tell him that she has her period, which seems like a good idea. So that evening, when the husband comes home from work, he proceeds to undress himself and his wife, when she stops him. "I'm sorry sweetie, but it's that time of the month." The husband gets up, looks at his wife, and says, "It's all good honey. I understand." He puts on a robe and walks away. The wife is somewhat surprised at the mature reaction of her husband, until a few minutes later he returns holding two glasses and a bottle of champagne. So she asks, "What's going on, dear?" "We're celebrating!" he replies. "Celebrating? What exactly are we celebrating?" she asks. "Anal sex week!" "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

05-09-2007, 01:07 AM	#93
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,757 Photos: 191	Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter." Said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man. God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you allowed yourselves to be dominated by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?" And the man replied, "I don't really know. My wife just told me to stand here." "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

05-09-2007, 01:30 AM	#95
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,757 Photos: 191	Motocross Training Video - The Humor Archives - funny jokes, pictures, cartoons and movies "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

05-09-2007, 01:42 AM	#96
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,757 Photos: 191	How to put on a bra "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

05-09-2007, 01:15 AM	#94
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05-09-2007, 01:43 AM	#97
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,757 Photos: 191	"MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

05-09-2007, 02:03 AM	#98
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,757 Photos: 191	Stone car arse - The Humor Archives - funny jokes, pictures, cartoons and movies "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

05-17-2007, 07:20 AM	#99
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05-17-2007, 08:11 AM	#100
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05-17-2007, 09:17 AM	#101
Witchblade Succinct Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Holland Posts: 4,474 Photos: 2	The painting: My Linkdump [LSFW] IM Official FAQ [WORK IN PROGRESS]

05-17-2007, 12:17 PM	#105
Witchblade Succinct Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Holland Posts: 4,474 Photos: 2	Hardcore Lotus Elise racing For those interested in car racing. Hoax or not, his driving skills are amazing. Rodney Mullen awesome skating Interesting Fireworks and lightning Speed Painting Must See! Porn is big business Now this is home cinema 100 quotes, 100 movies, 100 numbers Countdown from 100 using film quotes. For the movie lovers among us. Clouds wave formation; Wiki explanation on gravity waves Lightning strikes in your backyard A History of Everything in 10min Unless you're a creationist, a Must-see! From egg to chicken Games Urban stickman sniper Other Japanese girls with superpowers wrestling The japs are fucking weird. Anti speeding campaign ad: heavy... Now this is fresh fish Zebra vs rhino Cat vs turtle The body baker 5000 pigeons in a car Photoshop: how to make a girl slim Extra terrestial bitch Real life crash Air sex This is really fucking sad! Funny Dog rapes duck Family guy vs Capcom Simpsons vs Family Guy Urban sports: knock and don't run For Little Wing Baby compilation Sexy Thong girl Keeley Hazell Kyla Cole http://img134.imagevenue.com/img.php...282P040110.jpg http://img140.imagevenue.com/img.php...ssue45_25.jpeg And... My Linkdump [LSFW] IM Official FAQ [WORK IN PROGRESS]

05-17-2007, 12:56 PM	#106
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,757 Photos: 191	ha the babies are great but why is dog rapes duck a girl in a thong "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

05-18-2007, 09:59 AM	#109
Witchblade Succinct Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Holland Posts: 4,474 Photos: 2	I also bought a new bike, what do you think? My Linkdump [LSFW] IM Official FAQ [WORK IN PROGRESS]

05-19-2007, 06:30 PM	#110
Witchblade Succinct Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Holland Posts: 4,474 Photos: 2	Today's theme is sports. Other Top 10 sports accidents Great moments in video Watch this one! Soccer bloopers Best of youtube (the uploader claims) First 4mins with the animals are best. My Linkdump [LSFW] IM Official FAQ [WORK IN PROGRESS]

05-19-2007, 11:19 PM	#111
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,757 Photos: 191	PHOTO COMPETITION, PHOTOGRAPHIC COMPETITION, FOTO, PHOTO, CONTEST Photos from Last 5 Years Ranked by Photographer's Average Rating - photo.net "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

05-20-2007, 08:02 AM	#112
Witchblade Succinct Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Holland Posts: 4,474 Photos: 2	I like that one. I'm a big fan of black & white pics. My Linkdump [LSFW] IM Official FAQ [WORK IN PROGRESS]

05-20-2007, 06:34 PM	#113
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,757 Photos: 191	i spent all day sorting images.... i'm addicted. "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

05-21-2007, 02:16 PM	#114
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,757 Photos: 191	SeeqPod Music "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

05-21-2007, 02:54 PM	#115
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,757 Photos: 191	Arnold Schwarzenegger - Blue Oyster Cult_-_Burning For You "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

05-21-2007, 02:56 PM	#116
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,757 Photos: 191	Arnold Schwarzenegger - The Weather Girls_-_It's Raining Men "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

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