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01-30-2008, 04:55 PM
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Succinct
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BODYBUILDING SUPPLEMENTS
High Quality Supplements For Bodybuilders and Athletes. www.ironmaglabs.com bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight. bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. bloodninja: Me too baby. BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest. bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears14: Hey... bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite. BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it. bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness. BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****. bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. bloodninja: Baby? |
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01-30-2008, 04:56 PM
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Succinct
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bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u. bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure. j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go. j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck. bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on. j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts. j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass. j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious. bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass. bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet. j_gurli3: thats it. bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn. bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now. |
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01-30-2008, 04:57 PM
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#243 |
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Succinct
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready. BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee. eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies. BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you. BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again. eminemBNJA: Oh **** BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up. eminemBNJA: Oh **** eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something |
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01-30-2008, 05:01 PM
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Succinct
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Jdogg: Hey
QT-Pie: Hey Jdogg: whats goin on QT-Pie: Nothing. Who are you? Jdogg: Jdogg. Wanna cyber? QT-Pie: what does that mean? Jdogg: what are you wearing? QT-Pie: T-shirt. Jeans. Jdogg: Garter belt? QT-Pie: Ummm...no. Jdogg: Are we gonna cyber or not? QT-Pie: uh, okay. Jdogg: Sweet, I start by rubbing your ass all around. You love this. Jdogg: You're wet already. I can smell your pussy stink from here. QT-Pie: WHAT?! Jdogg: I execute standing position 12 from the Kama Sutra. Passion fills the room. Your head is close to the ceiling fan. Jdogg: You leave everything to jdogg. Jdogg: I am completely inside of you. You are my dick puppet. I put on a little play. QT-Pie: This is weird. I should go. Jdogg: I drop you on the ground, and lay a stripe down your back. QT-Pie: A stripe? Jdogg: I need a sandwich. QT-Pie: You're a freak. Jdogg: I was great. You loved it. |
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01-30-2008, 05:09 PM
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Succinct
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murph_304: hi
murph_304: there bIond_n_a_vette: hi ya stud murph_304: hows your cat bIond_n_a_vette: hungry for your manhood murph_304: so how did you afford to get a vette..?? bIond_n_a_vette: i worked a lot of hours on my back, want ride me? bIond_n_a_vette: i am more fun to ride in than my vette murph_304: Hmmmmm, really? bIond_n_a_vette: yes murph_304: how old are you.? bIond_n_a_vette: 23 murph_304: and what do you look like..?? bIond_n_a_vette: blond, with big tits murph_304: where are you from.. bIond_n_a_vette: houston murph_304: damn, a long way away.... but i wish i was there........ bIond_n_a_vette: want to have sex over the phone? murph_304: it will cost a fortune............ bIond_n_a_vette: ill call you then bIond_n_a_vette: whats your number? murph_304: but i'm from sydney, australia murph_304: not even in the us bIond_n_a_vette: i dont care, i want to hear your manly voice murph_304: i cant at the moment...... but add me to your friends list and maybe we can later.. bIond_n_a_vette: its now or never murph_304: Whats your name anyway bIond_n_a_vette: Ralph murph_304: Ralph..????????/ |
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01-30-2008, 05:13 PM
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Succinct
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02-02-2008, 07:05 PM
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02-02-2008, 07:09 PM
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02-02-2008, 07:13 PM
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02-05-2008, 03:05 PM
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Music videos
I like 'em girls kiss girls Dayum, she's hot! Anyone know who she is? |
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02-05-2008, 03:47 PM
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Succinct
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02-06-2008, 05:31 PM
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02-07-2008, 05:34 AM
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Yeah, the last minute was awesome. Cyborg was still trying to go after Manhoef, not knowing he had already lost, and Manhoef just didn't give a shit anymore. He just dropped down flat. Did you see the lack of power behind those last punches of Cyborg? Awesome.
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02-08-2008, 12:38 PM
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Succinct
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Funny
Babies spacin' like a mofo Annoying fake crowd laughs, but the baby on the right is too funny. |
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02-08-2008, 01:46 PM
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Succinct
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 Kickboxer?  Bob Sapp  Bob Sapp   Kimbo Slice ft. Homo Neanderthalis |
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02-10-2008, 06:03 PM
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02-12-2008, 04:44 AM
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Sexy
Webcam girl You can turn it off after the climax. Nothing happens afterward except moaning. Funny 9 things I learned watching random stock photos Hardcore Bob Sapp VS Remy Bonjasky You can skip to the fight at 4:30, but the promotion is fun. After the KO, nothing really happens anymore. Bob Sapp VS Ernesto Hoost
Do you agree with the ref? Why Bob Sapp sucks I gotta give him some credit though. Every fight with The Beast is sure to be both hilarious and exciting. |
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02-12-2008, 06:55 AM
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happy sumo
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Quote:
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P-side Inc.
"the post-workout high is more profound than any drug-induced rush imaginable." -Dante B. |
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02-12-2008, 07:35 AM
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I am the gay bomb
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what movie is that by the way? |
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i'm.supposed.to.love.you  I hold up a peace sign, but I carry a gun
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02-12-2008, 07:45 AM
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Succinct
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Quote:
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