Reply With QuoteBuy the copyright for
"pwned"
"pwnage"
"n00b"
"1337"
So that your vocabulary would be cut in half, because you would have to pay millions just to say those words. Thus, in the glory of this masterstroke, making lonely online game geeks everywhere go out and be sociable, curing their social phobia's and getting them laid with all the ugly chicks.
Ergo, allowing me to concentrate on fufulling the needs of all the world's beautiful women, without the distraction of unwanted attention from the ugly chicks.
You've got to be cruel to be kind........
What would you do if you won Mega Millions...
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03-07-2007, 10:17 AM #1Elite Kiki ELITE MEMBER
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What would you do if you won Mega Millions...
...besides donate it to BigDyl?
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/03/07/meg....ap/index.htmlTotal ownage.
Originally Posted by kbm8795
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03-07-2007, 10:30 AM #2Smartass anthropologist ELITE MEMBER
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03-07-2007, 10:33 AM #3fiendish thingy ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by goob
Buy the copyright for
"pwned"
"pwnage"
"n00b"
"1337"
So that your vocabulary would be cut in half, because you would have to pay millions just to say those words. Thus, in the glory of this masterstroke, making lonely online game geeks everywhere go out and be sociable, curing their social phobia's and getting them laid with all the ugly chicks.
Ergo, allowing me to concentrate on fufulling the needs of all the world's beautiful women, without the distraction of unwanted attention from the ugly chicks.
You've got to be cruel to be kind........
You'd give me a free license right?
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03-07-2007, 10:35 AM #4Smartass anthropologist ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by fufu
You'd give me a free license right?
Depends what i get in return.......
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03-07-2007, 10:36 AM #5fiendish thingy ELITE MEMBER
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a hj.
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03-07-2007, 10:43 AM #6Smartass anthropologist ELITE MEMBER
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Well ok. But it better be good......
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03-07-2007, 10:44 AM #7Elite Kiki ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by goob
Buy the copyright for
"pwned"
"pwnage"
"n00b"
"1337"
So that your vocabulary would be cut in half, because you would have to pay millions just to say those words. Thus, in the glory of this masterstroke, making lonely online game geeks everywhere go out and be sociable, curing their social phobia's and getting them laid with all the ugly chicks.
Ergo, allowing me to concentrate on fufulling the needs of all the world's beautiful women, without the distraction of unwanted attention from the ugly chicks.
You've got to be cruel to be kind........
Total ownage. Originally Posted by kbm8795
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03-07-2007, 10:44 AM #8fiendish thingy ELITE MEMBER
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Best hands in the biz. Originally Posted by goob
Ask any guy on IM.
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03-07-2007, 10:47 AM #9Smartass anthropologist ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by fufu
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03-07-2007, 10:50 AM #10Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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I would donate it to medicine. There has to be a cure for not being white.
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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03-07-2007, 10:54 AM #11Registered User
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Originally Posted by DOMS
I think that has been discovered already... just ask Michael Jackson
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That's it? If you had a million dollars, that's what you'd do, two Originally Posted by bigss75
chicks at the same time?
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03-07-2007, 02:27 PM #14Dookie
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Sounds likea good start to me! Originally Posted by kcoleman
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03-07-2007, 02:29 PM #15Dookie
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I'd buy things that people say I couldn't.
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Waiting for DOMS response...
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03-07-2007, 02:52 PM #18I bike to work.
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I'd probably do the same type of stuff this guy did. Sure, I drop some cake on rides other than a 2002 jetta, but his overall strategy growth and benefits to family members is spot on.
Reading that article was nice. It's good to know these millions don't always go to stupid redneck motherfuckers who haven't seen more than 47 cents in their entire life.
Of course, this is all speculation. I could very well spend it on crack and underaged asian hookers.
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Sounds perfectly logical and well spent should you do so. Originally Posted by Pianomahnn
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If my brother won that shit and only gave me 12 thousand a year, I'd kill him. Better give me a few mill lump sum, biotch.
Total ownage. Originally Posted by kbm8795
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03-07-2007, 03:14 PM #21Registered User
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Not all chicks.
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03-07-2007, 03:31 PM #22Elite Kiki ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by largepkg
Waiting for DOMS response...
Total ownage. Originally Posted by kbm8795
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03-07-2007, 04:16 PM #24Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by largepkg
Waiting for DOMS response...
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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Office Space is the basis from which all the inside jokes come from at the office. Originally Posted by bigss75
"Ouuuuu, yeaaaaah.... I'm gonna need you to go ahead and be a little more creative next time, mmmmkay? Thhaaaaannnnks."Total ownage. Originally Posted by kbm8795
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Spend, spend, spend, keep alot, give away the rest.
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I'd buy all of the houses in DOMS neighborhood and entice black democrats and mexican illegals to move in for free.
Total ownage. Originally Posted by kbm8795
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Look what happened to that guy in Lost.
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Go swallow a cock and die, bitch. Originally Posted by BigDyl
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
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Originally Posted by BigDyl
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