I tell my wife that if we ever divorce, I will cut everything we have in two equal pieces. House, car, cloths, etc. Funny part is she thinks I am joking.
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BERLIN - A 43-year-old German decided to settle his imminent divorce by chain sawing a family home in two and making off with his half in a forklift truck.
Police in the eastern town of Sonneberg said on Friday the trained mason measured the single-story summer house — which was some 8 meters (26 feet) long and 6 meters wide — before chain sawing through the wooden roof and walls.
"The man said he was just taking his due," said a police spokesman. "But I don't think his wife was too pleased."
Man saws house in two in divorce split - Peculiar Postings - MSNBC.com
I tell my wife that if we ever divorce, I will cut everything we have in two equal pieces. House, car, cloths, etc. Funny part is she thinks I am joking.
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