Thread: Don't drink

Originally Posted by Focus

I Neighbors got me a litre of Captians, and I destroyed that thing in around and hour and a half...

That's a lot of booze in an hour and a half. I'm surprised you weren't puking (or were you?). You need to drink a LOT of water to help flush that booze out.


Just wait until you get older. You'll need a week to recover from a drinking binge.

Originally Posted by I Are Baboon

That's a lot of booze in an hour and a half. I'm surprised you weren't puking (or were you?). You need to drink a LOT of water to help flush that booze out.


Just wait until you get older. You'll need a week to recover from a drinking binge.

I vommitted in my sleep, without waking up, which I've only done once before.... blackout drunk. True to the fact about water... man did I need gallons yesterday. I must have drank well over a gallon, probably needed 2 or 3 to even make an signifigant impact on my performance.
Still catching up on what I did after I left the room.... somehow managed to brush my teeth though, which I thought was pretty funny. Passed out with full clothes on, but brushed my teeth and put in my retainer.

Originally Posted by Focus

but shit drinking sucks.

I've never tried to drink shit, I thought about it at times, but judging by your review I probably never will. Thank you.

There's drinking and then there is attempted suicide... there is a difference

Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

I've never tried to drink shit

That's surprising considering how much of it you talk.

Originally Posted by NeilPearson

There's drinking and then there is attempted suicide... there is a difference

<----this was me last Saturday. I definitely attempted suicide that night.

Originally Posted by ALBOB

That's surprising considering how much of it you talk.

I know you are but what am I?

Originally Posted by Focus

I may be a boring individual when it comes to partying, but shit drinking sucks. I casually drink, and rarely get hammered. Monday night was one of those nights (21st B-day). Neighbors got me a litre of Captians, and I destroyed that thing in around and hour and a half, save for around 6 shots I gave out. Not sure what I was thinking....

Two days later, today, I still feel like shit. Had a PFT today, only a 2 mile run, and ran a freaking 14:30. Pathetic, scoring a 79 on the run, effecively killing my PFT total.

Really frustrated with what I did. Normally I can suck it out and keep up the pace, but the dehydration cramped me from head to toe. Not fun stuff. Don't drink guys and gals, learn from my mistakes. Shit really embarrased me today.

It's not 'don't drink'

It's don't drink too much.


You pushed it beyond the limit.

Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

I've never tried to drink shit, I thought about it at times, but judging by your review I probably never will. Thank you.

Glad to know I laid that controversial subject to rest

Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

I've never tried to drink shit, I thought about it at times, but judging by your review I probably never will. Thank you.

I remembe when i was 12 and I drank 26+ coronos in around 2 hrs. i threw up in my sleep. my bed was covered. anyway. is it true that i you drink alot of water when running you get less cramped?

Never drink that much unless you have the drugs to keep you up and going...and drink some water every few drinks of alcohol.

Originally Posted by maniclion

Never drink that much unless you have the drugs to keep you up and going...and drink some water every few drinks of alcohol.

It may sound like a joke, but the man has a point. Those certain drugs will keep you going longer than normally possible, but boy oh boy, you'll suffer for it the next day/night.

Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

I've never tried to drink shit, I thought about it at times, but judging by your review I probably never will. Thank you.

Hmmm... How do you prepare the shit for consumption?


Where can I get some shit?...

... And I might need some papers with that

Originally Posted by Focus

I vommitted in my sleep, without waking up, which I've only done once before.... blackout drunk. True to the fact about water... man did I need gallons yesterday. I must have drank well over a gallon, probably needed 2 or 3 to even make an signifigant impact on my performance.
Still catching up on what I did after I left the room.... somehow managed to brush my teeth though, which I thought was pretty funny. Passed out with full clothes on, but brushed my teeth and put in my retainer.

Puking in your sleep is a very effecient way to die

I've never been a big drinker. My first time I ever drank, I almost died. Some guy poured a bottle of metahnol into this drink everyone was sharing thinking it would just get us drunk. I'm partially lind in one eye and have somewhat of a slur when I talk now. I almost died, one of my friends went into a coma. luckily it was only 3 of us out of 20 who only had a lethal amount

Originally Posted by Focus

I may be a boring individual when it comes to partying, but shit drinking sucks. I casually drink, and rarely get hammered. Monday night was one of those nights (21st B-day). Neighbors got me a litre of Captians, and I destroyed that thing in around and hour and a half, save for around 6 shots I gave out. Not sure what I was thinking....

Two days later, today, I still feel like shit. Had a PFT today, only a 2 mile run, and ran a freaking 14:30. Pathetic, scoring a 79 on the run, effecively killing my PFT total.

Really frustrated with what I did. Normally I can suck it out and keep up the pace, but the dehydration cramped me from head to toe. Not fun stuff. Don't drink guys and gals, learn from my mistakes. Shit really embarrased me today.

Originally Posted by DontStop

I've never been a big drinker. My first time I ever drank, I almost died. Some guy poured a bottle of metahnol into this drink everyone was sharing thinking it would just get us drunk. I'm partially lind in one eye and have somewhat of a slur when I talk now. I almost died, one of my friends went into a coma. luckily it was only 3 of us out of 20 who only had a lethal amount

Do you mean methanol? Did any of the people with you actually die or did they just get really fucked up, just wondering cause I've never heard of anyone putting methanol in a drink before. What a dumbshit.

yah methanol...sorry fast typer. Out of the 3 of us only one went into a coma. no one died. If i would have fallen asleep the night after i would have died...luckily my friend called me to the hospital

I'm thinking of sueing this year because I just turned legal age...I couldn't when i was 15.

oh my god.

who drinks methanol?? seriously?

would you like some asbestos to smoke?? it gets you real fucked up??

Originally Posted by DontStop

yah methanol...sorry fast typer. Out of the 3 of us only one went into a coma. no one died. If i would have fallen asleep the night after i would have died...luckily my friend called me to the hospital

I'm thinking of sueing this year because I just turned legal age...I couldn't when i was 15.

Couldn't you just have your parents or guardians sue? Decker might be able to help answer some questions for ya.

No we couldn't really at the time because I hadn't had any noteable side affects besides a week long hangover.
Now, a few years later, I have vision problems in one eye and sometime I'll tlk like I'm drunk.

I didnt drink it willingly and i have a lawyer friend who said he'd take the case if i decide to follow through with things.

Originally Posted by DontStop

No we couldn't really at the time because I hadn't had any noteable side affects besides a week long hangover.
Now, a few years later, I have vision problems in one eye and sometime I'll tlk like I'm drunk.

I didnt drink it willingly and i have a lawyer friend who said he'd take the case if i decide to follow through with things.

Go for it then. Make sure this "Lawyer friends" isn't gonna make any money unless you do though, attorneys are snakes so watch out...no offense decker.

He gets 15% if i win i believe. I'm not sure about if i don't however...I'll call him on it

Originally Posted by DontStop

He gets 15% if i win i believe. I'm not sure about if i don't however...I'll call him on it

Make sure you figure that part out first, before you do anything, or you could be in a world of hurting.

yah haha dont worry
I dont usually just walk into things blindly

Originally Posted by DontStop

yah haha dont worry
I dont usually just walk into things blindly

oh snap.

hooray for sayings?