"Would you fuck min0 lee?"

Mine was when this kid lit a fire behind our yard and this lady wanted to call the FDNY but didn't know the number.....I told her it was 911 and she kept asking me for the rest of the numbers.![]()

"Would you fuck min0 lee?"
6' 217lbs (10/18)
Bench 365 (12/3)
Weighted Pullups 80lbs 3x3 (3/19)
Squat 370
Deadlift after herniation 385lbs 3x3 (3/17)
NASM certified 2/06
Journal
"wanna see my jerk off on cam?"
You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
She could not find the elven(11) on the pone uh?![]()
"I may not be the biggest dog on the porch,But I'am for sure the meanest"
a friend called my home number, then asked, "where are you?"
The stupidest Question you have ever been asked??![]()

When I was standing behind the gun counter wearing my academy shirt, and dumbasses repeatedly asked my if I worked there?
“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
Yea I get this one too.
Where I work, a suit and tie are mandatory.
People come up all the time, and ask "do you work here?"
I swear some of them even look at my name badge first.
I really want to reply "No, I'm just a 19 yr old guy who likes to wear a suit and tie and then go work at random places."


Is snow cold?
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
Can I bone your mom?
I drive a big truck

Is Barry White?
6' 217lbs (10/18)
Bench 365 (12/3)
Weighted Pullups 80lbs 3x3 (3/19)
Squat 370
Deadlift after herniation 385lbs 3x3 (3/17)
NASM certified 2/06
Journal
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
I drive a big truck
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