Ambien0wned again!

**KelJu** · 03-20-2007, 07:20 PM

I have a credit card for emergencies that I never use. I have a 0 balance every month. This month was different. I owed $196, and I was like wtf!

At first I thought somebody had gotten my card number some how until I inspected the charges, and I am 100% sure I made the charges when I was on Ambien, because I bought about 12 web domains and they were all something like Kelju.com kelju.org kelju.biz and so on. Lawl, this is getting out of hand.

**BoneCrusher** · 03-20-2007, 07:26 PM

Fill us in brother K. You take ambian for???

**fletcher6490** · 03-20-2007, 07:27 PM

Originally Posted by KelJu

I have a credit card for emergencies that I never use. I have a 0 balance every month. This month was different. I owed $196, and I was like wtf!

At first I thought somebody had gotten my card number some how until I inspected the charges, and I am 100% sure I made the charges when I was on Ambien, because I bought about 12 web domains and they were all something like Kelju.com kelju.org kelju.biz and so on. Lawl, this is getting out of hand.

Hahahahaha

Were any of them like caveman.org, soeasy.com, gingerkid.biz etc...

**Brachiisaurus** · 03-20-2007, 07:30 PM

Originally Posted by fletcher6490

Hahahahaha

Were any of them like caveman.org, soeasy.com, gingerkid.biz etc...

Zing!

**KelJu** · 03-20-2007, 07:44 PM

Originally Posted by BoneCrusher

Fill us in brother K. You take ambian for???

Extreme insomnia.

**BigDyl** · 03-20-2007, 07:45 PM

Originally Posted by KelJu

I have a credit card for emergencies that I never use. I have a 0 balance every month. This month was different. I owed $196, and I was like wtf!

At first I thought somebody had gotten my card number some how until I inspected the charges, and I am 100% sure I made the charges when I was on Ambien, because I bought about 12 web domains and they were all something like Kelju.com kelju.org kelju.biz and so on. Lawl, this is getting out of hand.

lawl I've been taking ambien lately.

lawl when I woke up the other day there was a nearly completed 5000 peice puzzle of the effiel tower on the living room floor.

</lawl>

**fletcher6490** · 03-20-2007, 07:46 PM

Originally Posted by BigDyl

lawl I've been taking ambien lately.

lawl when I woke up the other day there was a nearly completed 5000 peice puzzle of the effiel tower on the living room floor.

I want some of this Ambien shit...

**Bakerboy** · 03-20-2007, 07:47 PM

Originally Posted by BigDyl

lawl I've been taking ambien lately.

lawl when I woke up the other day there was a nearly completed 5000 peice puzzle of the effiel tower on the living room floor.

</lawl>

That's because kefe was over.

**BigDyl** · 03-20-2007, 07:48 PM

Originally Posted by KelJu

I have a credit card for emergencies that I never use. I have a 0 balance every month. This month was different. I owed $196, and I was like wtf!

At first I thought somebody had gotten my card number some how until I inspected the charges, and I am 100% sure I made the charges when I was on Ambien, because I bought about 12 web domains and they were all something like Kelju.com kelju.org kelju.biz and so on. Lawl, this is getting out of hand.

lawl i noticed my insurance didn't fully cover 30 10mg ambien, it was like 50 bucks, i was like wtf. But then they showed me the before price of 155, lawl.

**BigDyl** · 03-20-2007, 07:49 PM

Originally Posted by Bakerboy

That's because kefe was over.

I spotted him and he put up 315 on flat bench......for 27 reps.

**maniclion** · 03-20-2007, 07:50 PM

I just write crazy stories, never do I get in trouble, but if I do no one is telling me about it...I remember one time I took one and fell asleep in the chair as I was starting to get up, I woke up drooling and hunched over at the edge of the chair 3 hours later...that shit is wild stuff. I've learned to take half a dose only so I won't become a somnambulist demon....although on occasion I will take a whole one and sit in front of the computer and write whatever comes to mind, the most absurd stuff ends up getting saved into my stories drive...

**Bakerboy** · 03-20-2007, 07:51 PM

^

**BigDyl** · 03-20-2007, 07:52 PM

Originally Posted by maniclion

I just write crazy stories, never do I get in trouble, but if I do no one is telling me about it...I remember one time I took one and fell asleep in the chair as I was starting to get up, I woke up drooling and hunched over at the edge of the chair 3 hours later...that shit is wild stuff. I've learned to take half a dose only so I won't become a somnambulist demon....although on occasion I will take a whole one and sit in front of the computer and write whatever comes to mind, the most absurd stuff ends up getting saved into my stories drive...

I thought you were a tough guy who could handle any drug, lawl.

Anyways what's a half dose for you?

lawl i have the 10mg pills.

**BigDyl** · 03-20-2007, 07:52 PM

Originally Posted by Brachiisaurus

Zing!

Not so zing ====>

**maniclion** · 03-20-2007, 08:00 PM

Originally Posted by BigDyl

I thought you were a tough guy who could handle any drug, lawl.

Anyways what's a half dose for you?

lawl i have the 10mg pills.

You forget about the other substances grasspooper...

Blast from the Past:

I took Ambien and Talwin and Zanaflex just now, everythin sounds distorted from the tv so my mind is turning it into a family fight sleep outside finally the Mom is saying "You two will stay out under the stars." They say "bullshit not so the Buzzuerg can find us and take all of our fluids and reinstall bio-gell even though our CNS still reacts with it, sometimes it overreacts and you end up jack crackin the dude in front of you inline cause a simple shuffle foot forward command had crossed with an immediate and intense turn eyes command which was triggered by the dashing dame in aisle 0 but instead switched track like a railcar and headed to your foot tossing it straight into the mans frills for thrills beneth the hills(heels) real estate. Well thogh my good man you lucked at the same instant when the shuffle signal to you feet hit your eyes and you fluttered as though startled by the ravishing broad who takes this as a sign of interest by a gentleman, since generally most men stare.

**KelJu** · 03-20-2007, 08:16 PM

Originally Posted by maniclion

You forget about the other substances grasspooper...

Blast from the Past:

I took Ambien and Talwin and Zanaflex just now, everythin sounds distorted from the tv so my mind is turning it into a family fight sleep outside finally the Mom is saying "You two will stay out under the stars." They say "bullshit not so the Buzzuerg can find us and take all of our fluids and reinstall bio-gell even though our CNS still reacts with it, sometimes it overreacts and you end up jack crackin the dude in front of you inline cause a simple shuffle foot forward command had crossed with an immediate and intense turn eyes command which was triggered by the dashing dame in aisle 0 but instead switched track like a railcar and headed to your foot tossing it straight into the mans frills for thrills beneth the hills(heels) real estate. Well thogh my good man you lucked at the same instant when the shuffle signal to you feet hit your eyes and you fluttered as though startled by the ravishing broad who takes this as a sign of interest by a gentleman, since generally most men stare.

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Lawl I write shit like that sometimes. I use to post drug reports on erowid.com.

**BigDyl** · 03-20-2007, 08:39 PM

Originally Posted by KelJu

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Lawl I write shit like that sometimes. I use to post drug reports on erowid.com.

**KelJu** · 03-20-2007, 08:44 PM

Originally Posted by BigDyl

Erowid Psychoactive Vaults

**Mista** · 03-20-2007, 09:05 PM

Some good things on Erowid, helped me out years ago.

**fufu** · 03-20-2007, 09:28 PM

lawl, that made me laugh.

**KentDog** · 03-20-2007, 09:49 PM

This Ambien stuff sounds dangerous! DangerousLY funny!

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