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    COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
    Also 1 gay bull for sale.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prince View Post
    FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
    Looks like a rat . been out a while.
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    I liked this one

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prince View Post
    FOR SALE BY OWNER:
    Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica,
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    got married last month.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prince View Post
    I am not married yet so I dont understand it, I might laugh about it later.

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    if you want peace you let your wife think she knows everything and is in charge of everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prince View Post
    if you want peace you let your wife think she knows everything and is in charge of everything.
    if you want a piece you let your wife think she knows everything and is in charge of everything.

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    That is the gayest darth vader ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope View Post


    That is the gayest darth vader ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
    Darth Vadar: Black hole Invader & lord of the outer rim.

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