Thread: Old men

Taken from an email i recently got. Pretty funny

I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an

old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had

spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.The

old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old

man staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically

asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"



The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and

had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."