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The Magical World of Farts
Here are some interesting links and facts:
Most people produce 1 to 3 pints of intestinal gas in their large intestines (colons) every 24 hours and pass gas an average of 14 times a day.
It is important to distinguish between increased flatulence (farting) and foul-smelling flatulence.
My favorite definition of a fart: Flatus expelled through the anus. That’s damn near poetic.
Here is a video game based on farting: http://www.addictinggames.com/hidethefart.html
Here is a forum to discuss farts and farting in the news: http://www.farts.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=forum;f=1
There is so much more out there on this worthwhile topic.
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A man's got to know his limitations. But I am all-too-human.
Originally Posted by QuestionGuy
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04-18-2007, 11:41 AM #4Registered User
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heheh, I know, there is something about it.... lets just face the facts testosterone makes us stupid.
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You might have something there. Originally Posted by QuestionGuy
I'm pushing 40 and I still think farts are funny.
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aaahhhhh, nothing better then buter cuping your friends in the car and then locking everything!
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So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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You guys ever heard the saying "poot'en in church"? Hands down the funniest thing I have ever witnessed was an old woman who farted while giving the morning announcements at our church when I was about 8 years old. My and my friends had to run outside because we couldn't stop laughing and we were pissing our parents off.
“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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That's hilarious. Originally Posted by KelJu
On the smell side of the issue...actually not fart related...is this site:You Will Laugh Your Ass Off - Liquid ASS Smells Like Shit in a Bottle
Read some of the testimonials.
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Originally Posted by Decker
I have got to order some of that. Or, I could just eat a box of go lean crunch and make the small myself.“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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Originally Posted by DOMS
HAHAHA that's one of my favorite family guy moments of all time
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