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04-18-2007, 11:55 AM #1I'm CEO, Bitch! ADMINISTRATOR
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God Bless America
Drinking with a Redneck Girl
A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air,
pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In
Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same
one twice."
The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to
pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we
don't need to drink with the same one twice either."
The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in
one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her .45, and shoots
the Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar,
and calling for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many illegal
Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones
twice."
God Bless America!
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04-18-2007, 12:12 PM #2Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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04-18-2007, 02:32 PM #3Moderator MODERATOR
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If sense were common, everyone would have it.
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04-18-2007, 02:52 PM #4Esprit de Corps ELITE MEMBER
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I'm calling Al Sharpton and Jesse jackson....
Oh wait.... that only works if the joke is about black people
NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!! 
I can run faster mad than you can scared
"All right brain... I don't like you and you don't like me. So let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer" ~ Homer Simpson
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04-18-2007, 07:19 PM #5Founder of GOSB SUPER MODERATOR
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Originally Posted by Witmaster
I'm calling Al Sharpton and Jesse jackson....
Oh wait.... that only works if the joke is about black people
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04-18-2007, 07:55 PM #6Drinking buddy
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That's great! Really....that's great!
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