Thread: What is the object in your house or work that hurts you?

my shattered dreams.

Fuckin edge of my bed!

the damn end stand in the hallway! i hit my knee on it atleast once aday and it kills. it like hits it right in the right spot to cause the most pain

a big metal basket type tray with metal roses around the edges of it. it collects items that don't have a spot n when it's on my bed at bedtime i sit it on the floor out of the way. not out of the way enough sometimes.

In my dorm room, the bunk beds have these racks you can put on the bed to help support another mattress above you if you wish to make a bunk bed. I didn't want a bunk bed so I tossed the racks under my bed (the racks are long planks of wood with a perpendicular plank of metal jutting out to hold the mattress). When I go to bed with the lights off, I keep hitting my damn feet on them! Hurts like hell!

the fridge/freezer

our freezer is above the fridge, a pretty small fridge about 6 foot tall

the freezer is so damn jam backed every time you open it something falls on your head! and out comes an avalanche of frozen steaks and shit on your head and feet grrrrr!

The lever on my lazy boy recliner. I thought I broke my toe a few weeks back.

How'd you hurt your toe on the lever? Aren't they usually on the side of a recliner?

Originally Posted by TopAdams314

How'd you hurt your toe on the lever? Aren't they usually on the side of a recliner?

Whenever I first jump out of the recliner and take the first step too quickly, sometimes I get my little toe caught on the lever. I was moving pretty quickly last time, caught it and lost the nail.

Ahhhhh! If anything makes me wanna wince like I've never winced before, it's a ripped nail. It looks so...foregone and unrepairable.

At work there is an antique French marble top coffee table the is knee high that has a metal frame with sharp corners. I swear the piece has bad mojo, because everyone in the ship as busted their knee on it, and no matter where we put it, we keep hurting ourselves on it. I got pissed and his it under an English drop leaf table, because I was tired of hitting my knee on it.

doorways Im 6'7" sometimes if i wear a hat or get excited I'll get wacked

Originally Posted by NordicNacho

doorways Im 6'7" sometimes if i wear a hat or get excited I'll get wacked

does getting excited make you taller

Originally Posted by Little Wing

does getting excited make you taller

Maybe he jumps up and down like a cheerleader.

i duck subconsciously had this problem the last 10 years

one of my brothers likes to say he's not tall he's only five twenty.

Originally Posted by Little Wing

one of my brothers likes to say he's not tall he's only five twenty.

people ask how tall I am all the time. I just say Kobe size

Nothing...

I've torn my home apart and its very Feng Shui

Originally Posted by NordicNacho

people ask how tall I am all the time. I just say Kobe size

I'll take "The Rapists" for 200 Alex

There a girl in the IT department that I....um...wait...I think I misunderstood the question....

Nothing. I have perfect balance that only exists in my house, so I never make clumsy repeated mistakes.


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