Tell em your gay.
People always want to know how to make someone interested in them but what I want to know is the opposite... how do you get someone to lose interest in you (without coming across as a douche bag)




eat gassy foods. unless you don't want to come off as flatulent either.
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!


every time you see her bring 5 other guys with you that are hotter, smarter, and more charming than you.
Last edited by Little Wing; 04-24-2007 at 04:03 PM.
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let her catch you trying on women's underthings.
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!


Ask her to marry you.
tell her to piss off
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Ask if she has a sister or a hot friend she could hook you up with.
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Ignore them completely. It worked for me once.
Be very needy.. see how they like it.
annoying, always talk about yourself, cuss like a sailor, stupid pickup lines![]()
refer to yourself in the third person all the time
tell her its your religious beliefe that your mother should be there on first shag
ask if your dad can "have a go"
every time she says something remotley funny fall around on the floor laughin for atleast 10mins
ask her where'd she get her wig
call out al gore's name in bed
Use a cleaning spray to clean everything she touches.

6' 217lbs (10/18)
Bench 365 (12/3)
Weighted Pullups 80lbs 3x3 (3/19)
Squat 370
Deadlift after herniation 385lbs 3x3 (3/17)
NASM certified 2/06
Journal
Show them your penis.
You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
KIDDING
yah the needy thing seems about right. Or being over sensitive. Like Brandon Fraser in Bedazzled when he cried at the sunset. mega lame-o
You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
"i think marriage is a custom brought about by women who then proceed to live off men and destroy them, completely enveloping the man in a destructive cocoon or eating them away like a poisonous fungus"
- richard harris
You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.




mention the same porn actresses name repeatedly.
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